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When in doubt, autoban
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To avoid unsightly skid marks on your underwear, try to avoid driving over them.
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Sep 16, 2021 14:31
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If you really want to make an entrance, open the door.
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Sep 16, 2021 14:47
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Kratom help you make better posts
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Sep 16, 2021 14:54
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More information about lifehacks may be found at your local library.
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Sep 16, 2021 15:04
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cut down on your tupperware costs by eating everything immediately instead of throwing christmas cards away, save them for next year when you can burn them for warmth attach pieces of string to your wireless earbuds so they never get lost train your dog to only poo poo in small scented plastic bags actually the last one is a good idea
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Sep 16, 2021 15:09
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give a man a fish and he eats for a day. keep the fish for yourself and YOU eat for a day!
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Sep 16, 2021 15:17
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Save a fortune on expensive vet bills by not getting a cat and just slashing your furniture with a knife instead
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Sep 16, 2021 15:24
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Owing money to the mafia enhances the thrill of gambling
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Sep 16, 2021 15:26
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If you live in Nebraska you can watch your dog run away for 3 days.
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Sep 16, 2021 15:33
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roomtone posted:instead of throwing christmas cards away, save them for next year when you can burn them for warmth Lmao
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Sep 16, 2021 15:38
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Mozi posted:give a man a fish and he eats for a day. keep the fish for yourself and YOU eat for a day! Give him a poisonous fish and he'll eat for the rest of his life. Teach him to fish for poisonous fish and he'll make a good living supplying fugu to high end sushi restaurants.
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Sep 16, 2021 15:40
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Icochet posted:Owing money to the mafia enhances the thrill of gambling 
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Sep 16, 2021 15:45
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I watched this for the first time an hour ago, how did you do that.
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Sep 16, 2021 15:54
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gently caress maybe i should spoiler that, the ending is an incredible finale to an unexpectedly excellent movie that is kinda recent
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Sep 16, 2021 15:57
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If you hit a homeless person while driving, just keep driving!
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Sep 16, 2021 16:03
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:gently caress maybe i should spoiler that, the ending is an incredible finale to an unexpectedly excellent movie that is kinda recent You're fine by me, but if you want to I can do the same. It's just a hell of a coincidence for me!
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Sep 16, 2021 16:07
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Learning Spanish can be made significantly easier by first learning Portuguese
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Sep 16, 2021 16:54
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Tired of making GBS threads your pants? Don't wear any!
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Sep 16, 2021 16:55
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If you're stressed, hit your head on a concrete wall until you pass out!
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Sep 16, 2021 17:01
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sort your trash and recycling into separate bins to save the environment
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Sep 16, 2021 17:01
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get a job
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Sep 16, 2021 17:05
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Win her heart by putting a touch of cinnamon in the jenkem
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Sep 16, 2021 17:09
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If you send me your kratom I will tell you how strong it is
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Sep 16, 2021 17:21
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Save your sperm in a cup so that it ages appropriately.
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Sep 16, 2021 17:22
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Smugworth posted:If you send me your kratom I will tell you how strong it is you seem to be pretty on that train so, if you mix kratom with orange juice with mango you can't taste it so you can get sick that much easier
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Sep 16, 2021 17:24
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My favourite "DIY lifehack you can do at home!" the facebook algorithm decided to serve me up was a 30 second video of someone attaching a balloon to a tap and then filling it with water until it popped. My life has been so much easier since.
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Sep 16, 2021 17:27
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Have trouble sleeping? Try laying in the dark, staring at the ceiling, thinking about all the mistakes you've made in your life which brought you to this point!
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Sep 16, 2021 17:55
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Too much paper napkins laying around? Just stuff them between your rear end cheeks: it will help to lower the range of your next diarrhea spray.
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Sep 16, 2021 18:02
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StarkRavingMad posted:Have trouble sleeping? Try laying in the dark, staring at the ceiling, thinking about all the mistakes you've made in your life which brought you to this point! Can confirm that this has been my hack for some time.
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Sep 16, 2021 18:13
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Das Boo posted:You're fine by me, but if you want to I can do the same. It's just a hell of a coincidence for me! nah gently caress it. here's a tip: want to avoid movie/game spoilers online? simply close your eyes and/or turn off your monitor!
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Sep 16, 2021 18:23
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Das Boo posted:You're fine by me, but if you want to I can do the same. It's just a hell of a coincidence for me! have u seen good time? I found it to be a much better film. the excessive anxiety of uncut gems started to annoy me after a while
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Sep 16, 2021 18:28
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Vote republican.
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Sep 16, 2021 19:03
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Tired of being poor? Buy more money!
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Sep 16, 2021 19:21
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LIFEHACK: Mommy won't let you buy the new video game? Ask daddy instead.
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Sep 16, 2021 19:24
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Is something about your face annoying you? Just cut off your own nose - that'll teach it a lesson it'll never forget!
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Sep 16, 2021 19:27
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kntfkr posted:have u seen good time? I found it to be a much better film. the excessive anxiety of uncut gems started to annoy me after a while I haven't, but I'd like to see it. There were a lot of things I liked about the direction, but fuuuuuck Howard. They did an excellent job of making me hate him. Tired of getting a blue mouth from your blue slushie? Try swigging some red food coloring!
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Sep 16, 2021 19:33
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Don't waste $10 for a new avatar. Get a mod or forums enemy to do it for you by being a lovely poster.
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The Wurst Poster posted:Don't waste $10 for a new avatar. Get a mod or forums enemy to do it for you by being a lovely poster.
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