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Tired of spending too much on toiler paper? Use your fingers instead!
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If you're attracted to the same sex, push down those urges, join the republican party, advocate against same sex relationships, citing god, marry a stay at home wife, and visit the park toilets every now and again for a glory hole release
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Sep 16, 2021 20:48
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Kratom feels great
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Sep 16, 2021 20:52
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Smugworth posted:Kratom feels great Are you boofing it?
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Sep 16, 2021 20:55
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Superglue a needle to the end of your finger so you can remove SIM cards without needing that goofy little pokey tool thingy
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Sep 16, 2021 20:55
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if you want time to go by really quickly just drink a lot of booze and when you wake up it'll be a few hours/days later
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Sep 16, 2021 20:59
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If you remove your feet you won't need to buy socks and shoes
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Sep 16, 2021 21:45
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Did you know that the blind get huge tax breaks?
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Sep 16, 2021 21:51
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Drink until you can't feel feelings anymore
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Sep 16, 2021 21:54
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That's not a useless lifehack
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Sep 16, 2021 21:56
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If you start feeling dizzy, lightheaded and short of breath, try breathing.
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Sep 16, 2021 22:03
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you can temporarily store jelly in your pants pockets
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Sep 16, 2021 22:05
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Phone too big for your pocket? Cram it in nature's pocket- Your rear end!©
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Sep 16, 2021 22:13
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Drinking a lot then being weirdly mean to people for no treason is a good way to stop people asking you to do stuff all the time
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Sep 16, 2021 22:22
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If you have a friend that has purchased a truck or SUV, that's a signal to mean that they are always up for helping you move. Be sure to offer their free services to other people as well. LIFE HACK!
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Sep 16, 2021 22:25
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If you feel the urge to poop, don’t. Just don’t do it. Ever.
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Sep 16, 2021 22:28
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Hack my life into pieces. This is my one weird trick.
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Sep 16, 2021 22:31
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HD DAD posted:If you feel the urge to poop, don’t. Just don’t do it. Ever. Shove a butt plug in your rear end and you'll never have to poop ever again.
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Sep 16, 2021 22:34
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Tired of the daily commute? Save time by sleeping at work!
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Sep 16, 2021 22:48
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kntfkr posted:Are you boofing it? You can boof kratom
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Sep 16, 2021 22:49
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Don't know what boofing is? Just live in ignorance.
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Sep 16, 2021 22:50
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Kratom not doing it for you anymore? Feeling nauseous and tired all the time? Regain control of your life with cocaine!
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Sep 16, 2021 22:50
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Want your son to grow up tough? Name him something dumb like "Sue." He'll get into a ton of barfights over it, and it will make him hard and mean. He probably won't resent you at all for this, but it's generally considered best to run out on the family when he's about three years old, just to be sure.
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Sep 16, 2021 22:57
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save money by not buying deodorant. You'll get used to your own smell pretty quick and other people can go gently caress themselves
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Sep 16, 2021 23:03
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If you drink too much at the bar, don't drive home or call an uber - wander into traffic! Someone will pick you up on their hood and give you a ride home
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Sep 16, 2021 23:44
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MEIN RAVEN posted:If you drink too much at the bar, don't drive home or call an uber - wander into traffic! Someone will pick you up on their hood and give you a ride home
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Sep 16, 2021 23:58
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Another good one is to put your four ways on all the time so you have effectively "called" every direction around you.
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Sep 17, 2021 00:01
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Inject 1L of saline solution into your scrotum. This lowers your center of gravity, making you more stable in a fight.
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Sep 17, 2021 00:12
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Cash up front for rest stop truckers. Always.
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Sep 17, 2021 00:14
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numberoneposter posted:Another good one is to put your four ways on all the time so you have effectively "called" every direction around you. whoa. this one is v powerful
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Sep 17, 2021 00:14
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Just leave your home's doors open 24/7 so it's easier to walk outside like lol come on
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Sep 17, 2021 00:14
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Catastrophe posted:Just leave your home's doors open 24/7 so it's easier to walk outside like lol come on This is half-hearted hacking. Me? I burned down my home to save on energy.
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Sep 17, 2021 00:23
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If you're hungry and only have a handful of coins, just buy an apple! You can plant the seeds and enjoy a rich bounty in only 10 years time
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Sep 17, 2021 00:33
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If you're tired or talking to your parents on the phone just ignore the call and take more kratom
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Sep 17, 2021 00:35
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press f5 to quicksave
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Sep 17, 2021 00:40
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cars have to first see you in order to hit you so ride your bike wearing all black and no lights. safely sneak through traffic like a stealth bomber.
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Sep 17, 2021 00:46
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Eat all the raw chicken you want, you can't get salmonella from it. That's from salmon, stupid!
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Sep 17, 2021 00:47
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tired of your clothes made of newspapers disintegrating in the rain? use magazines instead!
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Sep 17, 2021 00:49
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remember those 20 eggs you collected from earlier? well you dont have to cook those either. they arnt salmon.
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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore. and if anyone tells you differently, run to safety and dial 911 immediately.
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