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Putting hot sauce in the fridge will void the warrantee. It's not cold sauce, idiot.
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Bored? Nothing to do? Try sleep!
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Sep 17, 2021 00:53
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You can substitute grapes for olives and vice versa in any recipe
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Sep 17, 2021 00:54
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Furthermore the "right way" to serve hot sauce is at a rolling boil.
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Sep 17, 2021 00:55
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Your dog is probably a better basketball player than you are. Just enter him in to win the big tournament! There's no rules against it!
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Sep 17, 2021 00:56
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Surprise your partner with a wolverine in bed! She'll never feel more loved.
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Sep 17, 2021 00:58
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Sep 17, 2021 00:59
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why paint your house? you can just put on tinted sunglasses and make it look any color you want, you dingus.
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Sep 17, 2021 00:59
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Wash your brand new tattoo with a little splash of dr. bronners peppermint soap to spice up your evening
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Sep 17, 2021 01:01
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You can smoke a fish, you can smoke a cigar, but can you smoke a fish cigar? Yes! And you should, if you don't want these TEN scary medical conditions! Slide 1 / 14
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Sep 17, 2021 01:02
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If you're tired of your friends bothering you when you're trying to enjoy your kratom, just steal from them and use the stolen goods to buy more kratom. They will eventually leave you alone
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Sep 17, 2021 01:29
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FlimFlam Imam posted:Tired of being poor? Buy more money! Just print more money!
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Sep 17, 2021 01:40
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You can call literally anything an alternative medicine and sell it. Finish brushing your dog and don't want to throw away the hair? Sell it as poltices to dipshits. Your tap water turn brown? Hello "mineral solution"
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Sep 17, 2021 01:47
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Here's a lifehack on how to make friends as an adult
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Sep 17, 2021 02:00
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Sleep is very addictive and non productive. Go cold turkey and you have time for one more full time job!
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Sep 17, 2021 02:02
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Life falling apart? Scream into your toilet until the tears burn your eyes and you start vomiting what little you ate that day. Sob on your bathroom floor for the rest of the evening.
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Sep 17, 2021 02:05
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you wont find it in any driving manual but you lose if you let that guy get ahead of you when merging and contrary to what you have heard someone is keeping score
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Sep 17, 2021 02:14
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Tired of having minuscule testicles? Get the covid vaccine and your balls will magically swell up to planetary proportions!
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Sep 17, 2021 02:21
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You Are A Elf posted:Tired of having minuscule testicles? Get the covid vaccine and your balls will magically swell up to planetary proportions! Also your fiancé will leave you. Added bonus of saving money on a wedding by not having one!
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Sep 17, 2021 02:32
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if you keep doing things you are ashamed of change your personality so that you are proud of them it is easier!!!!!
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Sep 17, 2021 05:41
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if you want to cum in someone and not get them pregnant, just name your socks.
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Sep 17, 2021 05:58
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Socks are a frivolity at best and a scam at worst. What is it they're supposed to be doing? Protecting your feet from your shoes? Funny how the only kinds of shoes where your feet might actually need some protection from them are always worn without socks. 
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Sep 17, 2021 07:09
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this is a compilation of my greatest life hacks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usgwDQtYUmY
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Sep 17, 2021 07:31
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Sugar is both cheap and energy dense. Don't eat food, eat sugar and make mad savings!
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Sep 17, 2021 07:41
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Potrzebie posted:Sugar is both cheap and energy dense. Don't eat food, eat sugar and make mad savings!  
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Sep 17, 2021 12:03
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Smugworth posted:If you're tired of your friends bothering you when you're trying to enjoy your kratom, just steal from them and use the stolen goods to buy more kratom. They will eventually leave you alone If you're hopelessly addicted to kratom, just stop taking it!
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Sep 17, 2021 12:11
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If you can't quote Machiavelli or Sun Tzu in a conversation that conversation is not worth having e: actually that's not a lifehack, more of a maxim. Oh well. “I'm not interested in preserving the status quo; I want to overthrow it.” -Machiavelli Icochet fucked around with this message at 18:57 on Sep 17, 2021 |
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Sep 17, 2021 18:52
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Drink whiskey and only whiskey and your life will turn out amazing
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Sep 17, 2021 18:56
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its 5 o'clock somewhere
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Sep 17, 2021 19:11
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you catch more flies with honey than with vinegar. just remember this for when you're making honey, vinegar and fly cakes
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Sep 17, 2021 19:13
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If you run out of flies, lady bugs can be substituted in most recipes.
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Sep 17, 2021 19:14
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Keep a bottle of Elmers school glue in you anus in case you wander into a bukkake orgy and need to contribute...
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Sep 17, 2021 19:15
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If you need a new liver, kill a homeless person! Bonus: they have kidneys too
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Sep 17, 2021 19:18
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its not trespassing if its a shortcut
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Sep 17, 2021 19:18
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Stay up all night and you can beat the early birds for your choice of the plumpest worms
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Sep 17, 2021 19:28
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If you don't wear shoes, you don't need to buy shoes.
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Sep 17, 2021 19:30
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If you never try you never fail!
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Sep 17, 2021 19:40
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the journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. but, the journey of a thousand miles minus one step begins with nothing, so take your time really
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Sep 17, 2021 19:41
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you can use a loaf of bread as a pillow in a survival situation
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have COVID but feel that it's not convenient? just deny it!
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