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Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌

The Puppy Bowl posted:

It's Maxx Crosby. Maybe his performance was more than just going up against deeply inferior competition. Maybe Crosby is on his way to DPoY. I doubt it. This team has to play Myles Garrett and TJ Watt 4 times this year. They're going to be tested by stronger stuff than Maxx Crosby and the Las Vegas Raiders defensive line.

Dude's really, really good.

Also I know three different people that hosed Buster Skrine

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a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
https://twitter.com/chargers/status/1438560764613201920?s=19

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Cowboys gonna have to burn out all their clownball games to start the season in order to overcome injuries/covid/avoidable test failures

pmchem
Jan 22, 2010



didn't the ravens trade away a draft pick CB this year because their secondary was so deep?

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
Sure did. It was the right thing to do at the time too. There's no way they could have kept him on the 53 man roster. Since that trade they've had 3 injuries to starting corners. On top of the injuries to 3 running backs, 3 offensive lineman, a TE and 1st round WR. Mostly season enders too.

Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009

I'll wait for the next era

Mystic Stylez posted:

https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1438544019764690949?s=19

Culley is bringing the Lombardi to Houston and nothing can stop him

I'm rooting hard for the Texans this year, specifically just the coaches and the players (minus Watson). Just a team of disrespected vets doing what they can do. I hope they win every game that isn't against the Browns.

MrLogan
Feb 4, 2004

Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.

The Puppy Bowl posted:

It's Maxx Crosby. Maybe his performance was more than just going up against deeply inferior competition. Maybe Crosby is on his way to DPoY. I doubt it. This team has to play Myles Garrett and TJ Watt 4 times this year. They're going to be tested by stronger stuff than Maxx Crosby and the Las Vegas Raiders defensive line.

Crosby should have been DROY. Instead they gave it to the 3rd best DE for reasons.

nah
Mar 16, 2009

Sorry I don’t think it’s a good idea to give a guy named “Maxx” any sort of awards, just sends the wrong message

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.

DariusLikewise posted:

DESHAUN WATSON EWING THEORY, PATS ARE GOING BACK TO THE SUPER BOWL

You’re probably joking so you should know he did indeed make Pats over Bucs his super bowl prediction.



Also, Matt Moore is 49 TDs to 36 INTs.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
https://twitter.com/jon_bois/status/1438709929943175172?s=20

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
The New York Giants.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

I Think that game is how all the rest of the games are going to go this week. they're all going to have that score and the same plays.

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

Gonz posted:

The New York Football Giants.

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon
This is why the NFCE always gets loads of prime time games. The clownball has to be seen in order to be believed.

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
https://twitter.com/BobbySkinner_/status/1438705126030647303?s=20

The first time I watched this I 100% thought he was just unloading on the guy shining up the helmet

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

Heinicke good.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

BlindSite posted:

Heinicke good.

I mean, ok. But I find him actually doing NFL things very :3: either way.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

https://twitter.com/WashingtonNFL/status/1438709814645956618

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

DariusLikewise posted:

https://twitter.com/BobbySkinner_/status/1438705126030647303?s=20

The first time I watched this I 100% thought he was just unloading on the guy shining up the helmet

Hopefully he was asking why Jones didn't ignore Clappers give up play call at the end and actually call a few plays that put the Giants in position to actually win the game.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Now that this has been tweeted Corey Davis is tearing his ACL this Sunday

https://twitter.com/connor_j_hughes/status/1438716641420922882?s=21

Nightmare Cinema
Apr 4, 2020

no.


Worse than 100 9/11's

Cirrhosis Johnson
Jan 9, 2014

DariusLikewise posted:

https://twitter.com/BobbySkinner_/status/1438705126030647303?s=20

The first time I watched this I 100% thought he was just unloading on the guy shining up the helmet

Mike Glennon attempting to mediate

Abugadu
Jul 12, 2004

1st Sgt. Matthews and the men have Procured for me a cummerbund from a traveling gypsy, who screeched Victory shall come at a Terrible price. i am Honored.

Nightmare Cinema posted:



Worse than 100 9/11's

I was cheering for clownball as hard as anyone, but...

did anyone else think that Lawrence might not have been offsides? His movement seemed to start at the exact same time the ball was being snapped - it looked terrible because no one else moved until the ball was past the LS's heels.


Edit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RIvAPNP3p8

When I frame by frame it, it looks kind of simultaneous to me. Maybe it's still a penalty because he's moving fast enough that his helmet is through the neutral zone before the snap is released?

Abugadu fucked around with this message at 05:51 on Sep 17, 2021

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
Well, several of us called it, the big hard knocks announcement is that they're having an in season hard knocks with the colts. It's going to air during the season instead of after it like all our nothing

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
https://twitter.com/dan_salomone/status/1438725765076553728?s=21

I feel bad, he was a fun player who was developing.
Sucks for him.

Woozie66
Sep 8, 2009

I'll wait for the next era

Play posted:

Well, several of us called it, the big hard knocks announcement is that they're having an in season hard knocks with the colts. It's going to air during the season instead of after it like all our nothing

Unlike the Cowboys, who I hate but are boring, I'm excited to hate-watch Wentz coughing COVID into Quenten Nelson's mouth as he hands him a Chick Tract.

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
Interesting. Starts on November 17th and tuns through the end of the season — apparently even into the postseason, if somehow the Colts make a run.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Kenny Golladay chose to play for the Giants.

On purpose.

Dude could’ve gone to probably ten or twelve other teams. But he chose the Giants.

A lateral move from the Lions.

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

DariusLikewise posted:

https://twitter.com/BobbySkinner_/status/1438705126030647303?s=20

The first time I watched this I 100% thought he was just unloading on the guy shining up the helmet

I thought the guy helmet shining was Daniel jones

K8.0
Feb 26, 2004

Her Majesty's 56th Regiment of Foot

Asproigerosis posted:

I thought the guy helmet shining was Daniel jones

Obviously not. He's doing his job competently.

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
Is the thread title a reference to uaps?

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
https://twitter.com/FB_FilmAnalysis/status/1438563724340518912

No wonder DBs try and beat the poo poo out of him

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

derek carr makes that guy look good

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Jason Garrett forever playing for 50 yard field goals like it's the key to winning will always be funny to me. He has learned nothing.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

Jason Garrett forever playing for 50 yard field goals like it's the key to winning will always be funny to me. He has learned nothing.

Imagine hiring Jason Garrett for anything after watching his Cowboys tenure.

:downsowned:

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

Or maybe, he just doesn't know how to run a loving route.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

when it comes to receivers derek carr throws them open. and if they still dont get open he throws them off a cliff j/k

The Big Jesus
Oct 29, 2007

#essereFerrari

Asproigerosis posted:

Or maybe, he just doesn't know how to run a loving route.

Man this some dumb poo poo lol

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/ktsharp/status/1438709844404547585?s=19

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half cocaine
Jul 22, 2019


I think golladay was yelling at Garrett.

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