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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009


You'd better wash those dogs, they've got spots on them!

Seriously they're cute, like all the pets posted so far ITT. (I wonder if anyone here has a pet cock.)

Re OP, if only he'd posted his problems in E/N, and received lots of typical goon advice in return, he wouldn't have autobanned. (He would have killed himself instead.) (Joke, and seriously wishing OP a long happy life and also a return to the Forums if and when he can stand it.)

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Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Let him out for a while to wonder the yard.

Randy Travesty
Oct 27, 2014

PHANTOM QUEEN


Valko posted:

Let him out for a while to wonder the yard.



Cool dog

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Valko posted:

Let him out for a while to wonder the yard.



Here, Fido!

Good boy!!!

Randy Travesty
Oct 27, 2014

PHANTOM QUEEN


Can he do any tricks

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Mormon Nailer posted:

Can he do any tricks

He can do a fancy dance to impress the ladies and he goes through several wardrobe changes a year.

https://www.nmni.com/CEDaR/frogs/Smooth-Newt.aspx

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Smooooooth newt :slick:

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

BigBadSteve posted:

You'd better wash those dogs, they've got spots on them!

Seriously they're cute, like all the pets posted so far ITT. (I wonder if anyone here has a pet cock.)

Do peacocks count?

DNAmage
Oct 8, 2005

Occult Scientist
Cannot turn to attack.
He mixes biotech and sorcery with sinister results
The first and only time I ever put clothes on my dog.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


DNAmage posted:

The first and only time I ever put clothes on my dog.


That is usually my dog's reaction to having clothes put on. Hates it so much

Randy Travesty
Oct 27, 2014

PHANTOM QUEEN


Valko posted:

He can do a fancy dance to impress the ladies and he goes through several wardrobe changes a year.

https://www.nmni.com/CEDaR/frogs/Smooth-Newt.aspx

Oh I love him. Smooth newts own.

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting
here's two of my other pets

gadget and fio



this guy's name is teach, and he is a cat

Hector Delgado
Sep 23, 2007

Time for shore leave!!
Those dogs look comfy. Cat is quite a cutie.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Hector Delgado posted:

Those dogs look comfy. Cat is quite a cutie.

there's only one dog in that picture

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Mumpy Puffinz posted:

there's only one dog in that picture

Look again

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Zil posted:

Look again

there is a brown dog and a grey couch.

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

there is a brown dog and a grey couch.

wow disrespecting my pets

didn't expect this from you mumpo

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

signalnoise posted:

wow disrespecting my pets

didn't expect this from you mumpo

it's not my fault you only have one dog

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

it's not my fault you only have one dog

yes it is you son of a bitch

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

signalnoise posted:

yes it is you son of a bitch

you have one pretty dog and a very lumpy couch. Deal with it

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

you have one pretty dog and a very lumpy couch. Deal with it

picked up a new dog between your last post and now

Randy Travesty
Oct 27, 2014

PHANTOM QUEEN



God drat look at those dogs

signalnoise posted:

picked up a new dog between your last post and now



Holy poo poo you got a new dog

Cool cat too does it come in not murder mode

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

signalnoise posted:

picked up a new dog between your last post and now



They're in the sun seeping up energy which they will unleash as an energy blast to eliminate you once and for all

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

signalnoise posted:

picked up a new dog between your last post and now



that's great.

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

They're in the sun seeping up energy which they will unleash as an energy blast to eliminate you once and for all

you joke but my wife and I routinely talk about Fio as "charging her batteries" outside and she's also buff as hell for no apparent reason



Mormon Nailer posted:

Cool cat too does it come in not murder mode

no

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

They're in the sun seeping up energy which they will unleash as an energy blast to eliminate you once and for all

everybody's got to go some way

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Who What Now posted:

Do peacocks count?



Nice 'cocks! Is the 'cock at top of photo a female 'cock? If so, are you breeding 'cocks?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


cocks

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo

signalnoise posted:

you joke but my wife and I routinely talk about Fio as "charging her batteries" outside and she's also buff as hell for no apparent reason



no

What leash is that? How does it work?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Lascivious Sloth posted:

What leash is that? How does it work?

it makes sure the driver keeps their hands on the wheel

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Goats are friendly. When I go over to them they rear up on their hind legs and put their front hooves on my chest just like a dog would. They don't mind getting petted and if you put your hand near their mouth they will playfully nibble your fingers. Careful though, they have sharp teeth and drew blood from me once.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Valko posted:

Goats are friendly. When I go over to them they rear up on their hind legs and put their front hooves on my chest just like a dog would. They don't mind getting petted and if you put your hand near their mouth they will playfully nibble your fingers. Careful though, they have sharp teeth and drew blood from me once.



The goats have guns

WhyZodiac
Oct 29, 2015

Ramrod XTreme

Valko posted:

Goats are friendly. When I go over to them they rear up on their hind legs and put their front hooves on my chest just like a dog would. They don't mind getting petted and if you put your hand near their mouth they will playfully nibble your fingers. Careful though, they have sharp teeth and drew blood from me once.

You touch kids.

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting

Lascivious Sloth posted:

What leash is that? How does it work?

It's a gentle lead. Basically it wraps around their head like a muzzle, but it doesn't actually muzzle. Because it's not on the neck, it takes less force to lead em around. Not for use with dogs that would just break the thing against their face. For that kind of dog you want a harness.

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Alright, smartasses. A picture of an actual dog then.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Valko posted:

Alright, smartasses. A picture of an actual dog then.



that is a vixen

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo

signalnoise posted:

It's a gentle lead. Basically it wraps around their head like a muzzle, but it doesn't actually muzzle. Because it's not on the neck, it takes less force to lead em around. Not for use with dogs that would just break the thing against their face. For that kind of dog you want a harness.

Yeah I get it, i wanna know the product name. I'm using a harness with a rope around the armpits and it's great, this looks also good at control.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Valko posted:

Alright, smartasses. A picture of an actual dog then.



The dog is gay and has a gun

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Valko
Sep 18, 2015

I done caught me a varmint!

Hmm. I thought I uploaded this as a jpeg to imgur. lets see if this works...



E: Nope. Didn't work.

Valko fucked around with this message at 01:38 on Sep 20, 2021

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