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STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

https://twitter.com/Fightful/status/1440391890797355015?s=20

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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Numero6
Oct 10, 2012

ここは地の果て 流されて俺
今日もさすらい 涙も涸れる
ブルーゲイル
Banned from Chocopro.

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

a cyborg mug
Mar 8, 2010



Unrelated but here is an apple truck being unloaded

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
Bryans making me horny over here

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
Thanks to Bryan Danielson I realized that I love eating cum.

Cut it into pieces and make it a nice snack to be enjoyed with friends and family.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
hes right

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
i humped an apple like in Tropic of Cancer once

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

a cyborg mug posted:

Unrelated but here is an apple truck being unloaded



Ugh, NWS that poo poo

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

rank your top 3 tree sperm

jonagold
braeburn
granny smith

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

They say a Granny Smith is for baking but what they dont tell you is that theyre good for snacking on too. They dont tell you that

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

Cavauro posted:

rank your top 3 tree sperm

jonagold
braeburn
granny smith

Can't believe you left out honeycrisp. You must have forgotten that it exists and is the best one

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Love the Jazz apple

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
seeds are more like tree eggs tbh. things you're afraid to say on a wrestling forum.

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009

NienNunb posted:

Love the Jazz apple

racist

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

sorry about the bad apples.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Numero6 posted:

Banned from Chocopro.
Mei vs Bryan would rip tho

Q_res
Oct 29, 2005

We're fucking built for this shit!

a cyborg mug posted:

Unrelated but here is an apple truck being unloaded



Holy poo poo, what a humongous load.

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Went Apple picking yesterday and my girlfriend did not enjoy hearing about this

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

a cyborg mug posted:

Unrelated but here is an apple truck being unloaded



Coming out with a big apple truck is just genius

And it STUNK

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
:bahgawd: OH MY GOD, apple CUUUM!

Comey Homie
May 9, 2017
still thinking about this

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Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.

Comey Homie posted:

still thinking about this

I just found this and I cant believe what I learned today.

But arent apples more like zygotes? They contain apple seeds and sperm. Picking apples is like a forced abortion. Were monsters arent we?

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