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Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Does she know about STDs?

It’s been like…20 years since I’ve watched this movie

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StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Does Jack have to teach her about, like, using the bathroom

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
Are the toilets in the cool world self-aware?

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Welp I hate cool world now, thanks for that mental image

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Would you even feel anything if you banged a cartoon? Asking because I'm far too content with my life.

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

Idk, how prone are animation cells to paper cuts?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I bet the cellulose would slice p good.

Do you think she aged with the cartoons? If he'd hosed her 30 years ago would he be in jail for a whole new set of crimes?

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
cut scene: real human woman giving birth to a cartoon baby, when the baby comes out it bounces off the walls of the delivery room like a rubber ball and lands in the mother's arms. mother: aww, isn't she cut? (edit: cute. or maybe leave it at "cut" and make the mom a weight lifter or something)

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014
I think this happens in Son of the Mask

There should always be at least one terrible movie thread at all times- I'd like to see a really deep dive into Master of Disguise and similar dogshit films

punishedkissinger
Sep 20, 2017

Master of Disguise is good

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

Das Boo posted:

Would you even feel anything if you banged a cartoon?

a deep sense of shame, probably

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Also why is the spider named ‘Nails’? Seems like he should be named legs or something. Furthermore

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

the holy poopacy posted:

a deep sense of shame, probably

Jack strikes me as a humiliation fetishist, so this checks out.

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer
Imagine being a movie executive and thinking it's a good idea to start your movie with being about Brad Pitt, and end it with being about Gabriel Byrne.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014

punishedkissinger posted:

Master of Disguise is good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezAJeaCySV4

The filming of this scene was easily the least humorous thing to happen on that day

punishedkissinger
Sep 20, 2017

crazy eyes mustafa posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezAJeaCySV4

The filming of this scene was easily the least humorous thing to happen on that day

this is better than any given cool world scene

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Laterite posted:

Imagine being a movie executive and thinking it's a good idea to start your movie with being about Brad Pitt, and end it with being about Gabriel Byrne.

Brad Pitt is literally the opposite of a sex symbol in this movie

I Greyhound
Apr 22, 2008

MusicKrew Dawn Patrol






















The gameplay? You are Brad Pitt, shooting ink out of your chest and platforming.

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...



Lmao

Stryder
Oct 3, 2002

gleebster posted:

Are the toilets in the cool world self-aware?

AND VORACIOUS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjTd2nLDr9Y

IBroughttheFunk
Sep 28, 2012

Genuinely yelled in my apartment when I first laid eyes on this. Hahaha, this is just fantastically bad.

And looking at the screenshots, I am torn between deciding which screenshot is the most nightmare fuel-y of them all.

IBroughttheFunk fucked around with this message at 00:20 on Sep 24, 2021

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

I grew up on Sierra games and this speaks to me.

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

waht's it saying

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Cannot believe I slept on the cool world game boy game. :doh:

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

crazy eyes mustafa posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezAJeaCySV4

The filming of this scene was easily the least humorous thing to happen on that day

well it was 9/11 so, ya know.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Also:

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

What does Jack see in her

PeterCat
Apr 8, 2020

Believe women.


This is money laundering right?

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

It'd be a steal at twice the price!

PeterCat posted:

This is money laundering right?

Not a crime in the cool world, just a reminder

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

The Cool World can be yours for only 1.5x the cost of a Doobie's Dog House.

azurite
Jul 25, 2010

Strange, isn't it?!



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNnCZs1EG1E

They used a similar snippet to demonstrate the Sega CD before it released in the US. (27 seconds, not sure how to embed a timestamp)

No wonder it did so well.

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


azurite posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNnCZs1EG1E

They used a similar snippet to demonstrate the Sega CD before it released in the US. (27 seconds, not sure how to embed a timestamp)

No wonder it did so well.

How could dr. Robotnik do this

I Greyhound
Apr 22, 2008

MusicKrew Dawn Patrol

azurite posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNnCZs1EG1E

They used a similar snippet to demonstrate the Sega CD before it released in the US. (27 seconds, not sure how to embed a timestamp)

No wonder it did so well.

It was immediately followed by the perfect reaction.

PeterCat
Apr 8, 2020

Believe women.

I Greyhound posted:

It was immediately followed by the perfect reaction.


Vicki Vale, no!

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side

PeterCat posted:

This is money laundering right?

Turns out there's a whole rabbit hole about this -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvLFEh7V18A

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

so this is the game over screen right

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

waht's it saying

OL WORL

Barry Convex
Sep 1, 2005

Think of the good things, Pim! The good things!

Like Jesus, candy, and crackerjacks! Ice cream and cake and lots o'laffs!
Grandma, Grandpa, and Uncle Joe! Larry, Curly, and brother Moe!
the David Bowie theme song wasn't half bad

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Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
I like the brightly colored pastel children's cartoon city background of the game with the poorly drawn animated stripper on top of it

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