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Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Vader is the best example of a fallen Jedi because everyone other than him is just like I loving LOVE TO BE EVIL. But he's like nah just go hard and put them down even harder. But he never comes off like a stupid cartoon who kills cats for the lolz

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BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

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Cavauro posted:

rampage is also known as the page file. that's a joke from computers.

It’s





Shard
Jul 30, 2005

karmicknight posted:

Vader is more like Kevin Nash.

Both love the squisher

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

rotinaj posted:

corporate synergy

next week I hope they can get men in black

it's man of steel

Popy
Feb 19, 2008

Maigius posted:

Vader is the equivalent of Russo.

Vader isnt even the coolest vader

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Shard posted:

Vader is the best example of a fallen Jedi because everyone other than him is just like I loving LOVE TO BE EVIL. But he's like nah just go hard and put them down even harder. But he never comes off like a stupid cartoon who kills cats for the lolz

Darth Vader's entire deal is he is emotionally dead inside. Once he realizes that he's got a son who isn't trapped in a suit, his immediate plan is lie to his boss and try and convince the son to take over the galaxy

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
:siren:

WE ARE AT CLOUD CITY

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

memories of saraya becoming grey? she wasn't that long ago

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
3PO demonstrating why you do not deviate from the tour

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

karmicknight posted:

3PO demonstrating why you do not deviate from the tour

if he didn't, charlie bucket wouldn't have won

Cage Kicker
Feb 20, 2009

End of the fiscal year, bitch.
MP's got time to order pens for year year, hooah?


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Lipstick Apathy
obi wan is a whole rear end liar, according to the sequel triology he could have totally interfered

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Cage Kicker posted:

obi wan is a whole rear end liar, according to the sequel triology he could have totally interfered

the sequel trilogy says a lot of things

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

if hermione married ron she'd be an emma grint

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
but also Obi Wan is a very big liar. We're about to see the consequences of that v. soon.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Cavauro posted:

if hermione married ron she'd be an emma grint

I don't think I read those star wars novels.

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.
I’m so hyped for this show. It’s the first Rampage I’ve been able to watch live since the show started and I’ve been avoiding spoilers like the plague.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
god drat I love this scene so much, Lando laying it on pretty thick, Vader doing some classic Vader bits.

do you think they ate a meal, Vader sits back down.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

did you ever hear the theory that obiwan is actually luke's father?

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

you see obiwan was a sex pervert and he was obsessed with padama from the start. in the phantom menace when they are on tantoine he just stays on the ship and tries on her clothes. that's why he knows the value of her wardrobe.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



karmicknight posted:

god drat I love this scene so much, Lando laying it on pretty thick, Vader doing some classic Vader bits.

do you think they ate a meal, Vader sits back down.

As I kid, I definitely thought that.

Cage Kicker
Feb 20, 2009

End of the fiscal year, bitch.
MP's got time to order pens for year year, hooah?


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Lipstick Apathy

karmicknight posted:

god drat I love this scene so much, Lando laying it on pretty thick, Vader doing some classic Vader bits.

do you think they ate a meal, Vader sits back down.

Vader was just going to let them be bait for Luke and then let them go but Han asked "how do you eat with that loving bucket on?" to Boba Fett and Anakin thought Han was talking to him

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Cage Kicker posted:

Vader was just going to let them be bait for Luke and then let them go but Han asked "how do you eat with that loving bucket on?" to Boba Fett and Anakin thought Han was talking to him

If there is one thing Darth Vader loves, it's loving over people who have made agreements with him.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Cage Kicker posted:

Vader was just going to let them be bait for Luke and then let them go but Han asked "how do you eat with that loving bucket on?" to Boba Fett and Anakin thought Han was talking to him

That does neatly tie up why Vader was torturing him. Or it was because Han sent his TIE tumbling last movie.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

vader only eats repmud vita paste

El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Nobody outrules the Marquise de Cat!

Mulaney Power Move posted:

did you ever hear the theory that obiwan is actually luke's father?

you're a cuck, annie

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
I love Lando



Book Lando, Tony

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
I never caught that 'he didn't even ask me any questions' before.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Shinjobi posted:

I love Lando



Book Lando, Tony

broke: Book Luis Fernandez-Gil as Dario Cueto
woke: Book Childish Gambino as Lando Calrissian.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

What the hell is cloud city connected to? Is there even a ground there? Or is it a gas giant like Jupiter?

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



karmicknight posted:

I never caught that 'he didn't even ask me any questions' before.

So did Cloud City already have an evil looking torture chamber, or did Vader send the decorators in?

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
hmm the FITE stream is divided into two parts

wonder if that's going to cause problems?

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Shard posted:

What the hell is cloud city connected to? Is there even a ground there? Or is it a gas giant like Jupiter?

it's in orbit around a gas giant, they do gas mining

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Davros1 posted:

So did Cloud City already have an evil looking torture chamber, or did Vader send the decorators in?

Lando mentioned labor disputes.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



fez_machine posted:

hmm the FITE stream is divided into two parts

wonder if that's going to cause problems?

It will if they do another "time jump" like two weeks ago.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

karmicknight posted:

it's in orbit around a gas giant, they do gas mining



So this is a terraformed gas giant? loving Luke just out and about later and everyone else walking around breathing no problem.


Then again we don't know that the characters in star wars actually breath O2 I guess.

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Cavauro posted:

rampage is also known as the page file. that's a joke from computers.

computer jokes ???

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
I think the idea is that cloud city leaks whatever the breathing deal is.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

this is the scene where han dies but lucas brings him back so he can spend the next movie goofing off in front of a bunker door while teddy bears beat up storm troopers with sticks

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

fez_machine posted:

hmm the FITE stream is divided into two parts

it's broken up on my cable box too, thats why skeeavone said to make sure to dvr both parts at the end of dynamite

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Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

wtf his dad is dark vader?

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