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835 3 2.29%
2 14 10.69%
3,400,981 17 12.98%
11 19 14.50%
21 13 9.92%
7070 12 9.16%
58008 53 40.46%
Total: 131 votes
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Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:
oh we talkin stick stickly?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDzt6yI3Dw8

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Volte
Oct 4, 2004

woosh woosh

Gahmah posted:

Is there more than one Crystal Dynamics team or does this confirm there will be weird gore/death eroticism for Perfect Dark
Uh, finding the death animations in the first Tomb Raider over the top is one thing but if you found them erotic, I think that's a you problem

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Hwurmp posted:

Fight with me, Stick Stickly
P.O. Box 9-6-3

New York City, New York State
1-0-1-0-8

Gahmah
Nov 4, 2009

Volte posted:

Uh, finding the death animations in the first Tomb Raider over the top is one thing but if you found them erotic, I think that's a you problem

That first reboot game was pretty sketch you ask me. And so did the developers of the sequel given there wasn't special camera focus given to Lara getting her throat slit and horribly impaled in Rise of the Tomb Raider.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Yeah, they toned down the whole Lara getting hurt significantly in Rise, probably because she's more experienced now.

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012

Gahmah posted:

https://twitter.com/TheInitiative/status/1441190673672114181?s=20

Is there more than one Crystal Dynamics team or does this confirm there will be weird gore/death eroticism for Perfect Dark
I want to say it was expected to be a third person game too

Bad Video Games
Sep 17, 2017


So I told my wife about the Mario movie:

Me - Keegan Michael Key is Toad
Wife - I can see it
Me - Charlie Day is Luigi
Wife - Good
Me - Chris Pratt is loving Mario
Wife - :cripes:

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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Walla posted:

So I told my wife about the Mario movie:

Me - Keegan Michael Key is Toad
Wife - I can see it
Me - Charlie Day is Luigi
Wife - Good
Me - Chris Pratt is loving Mario
Wife - :cripes:


Mario getting hosed by Chris Pratt?!

Edit: alt response "I thought that was against Pratt's religion"

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Gonna be honest, i like it better when voice actors do voices in animated movies instead of live-action actor celebs

Viewtiful Jew
Apr 21, 2007
Mench'n-a-go-go-baby!

Waffleman_ posted:

We could be getting the Crystal D that made Gex


And who was it that voiced Gex in his last appearance?

https://twitter.com/RebelTaxi/status/1380803247196278790

Bad Video Games
Sep 17, 2017


That tweet showed me this:

https://twitter.com/Diego9VII/status/1441173248066998273?s=20

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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More like Mario Movie: Sparks of Nope

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

So I figured out the real reason why my cat has been tearing up his face for the past year.

It wasn't the food.

It was his flea collar.

https://www.businessinsider.com/seresto-flea-tick-collars-congress-recall-effort-pet-deaths-2021-3

Bad Video Games
Sep 17, 2017


I hope your cat feels better. :(

I had a dog get a horrible chemical burn from a flea collar years ago and I've never used them since.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Grouchio posted:

So I figured out the real reason why my cat has been tearing up his face for the past year.

It wasn't the food.

It was his flea collar.

https://www.businessinsider.com/seresto-flea-tick-collars-congress-recall-effort-pet-deaths-2021-3

Ugh that's lovely, I hope your cat feels better. Poor thing.

EDF 5 is so good but why'd they change the songs man

Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!

GlyphGryph posted:

drat this game where sometimes Baba is You and sometimes Baba is Wall is pretty great, y'all should try it. It gets pretty challenging pretty quickly though, I kept melting a thunderbolt before I realized I had to have the bolt move the push so the skulls weren't defeat in order to get bolt is win.

I learned pretty quickly that I am too stupid for Baba is You

ErrEff
Feb 13, 2012

I hope the Super Mario movie gets done like so many other CG cartoons with celebrities in them, where the characters look like the actors voicing them.

Make Mario look like Chris Pratt. It's the only way that casting choice makes any kind of sense.

https://twitter.com/pppondi/status/1441168571124490240

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

I can't wait to see CG Donkey Kong with glasses and dreads lookin all Rasta

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

No, that's Funky.

Muscle Tracer
Feb 23, 2007

Medals only weigh one down.

Mode 7 posted:

I will not stand for this Shin Godzilla erasure.

thank you for posting this. i am watching this right now and it is loving sick!

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

shin godzilla easily pwns all modern godzillas

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:

Stux posted:

shin godzilla easily pwns all modern godzillas

thats right

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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I felt pretty bad that in Godzilla vs. Kong that Godzilla easily defeated Kong but it is accurate 😔

I guess somehow I had worked myself up to believe that Kong was fighting on the side of America and I have a core of nationalism I haven't been able to fully deactivate

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

kong is a stupid ape who i could easily defeat with a handgun

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:

Stux posted:

kong is a stupid ape who i could easily defeat with a handgun

i doubt it your standard handgun lacks the penetrative force to damage an animal the size of kong

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

never seen lost i take it?????????

Gaius Marius
Oct 9, 2012


It's this handgun

Amp
Sep 10, 2010

:11tea::bubblewoop::agesilaus::megaman::yoshi::squawk::supaburn::iit::spooky::axe::honked::shroom::smugdog::sg::pkmnwhy::parrot::screamy::tubular::corsair::sanix::yeeclaw::hayter::flip::redflag:

Gaius Marius posted:


It's this handgun

please don't indulge him

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Matrix Revolutions works a lot better when you realize that it's just the third act of Reloaded and watch the two movies like within a week of each other rather than 6 months apart.

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

I guess somehow I had worked myself up to believe that Kong was fighting on the side of America

not wrong. but. that's why he's fail

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

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Shogi seems like an interesting game

mutata
Mar 1, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
Gex was a good sidescroller. I should stream it this holiday season.

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

you know what's even better? gex 2 enter the gecko

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/9mOZuH4.mp4

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

You wanna learn how to do a Halo Infinite?

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Stux posted:

never seen lost i take it?????????

Lost is a fictional story !!

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

I just explained Matrix 3 to someone who stopped at 2 and had to lead off by saying I'm not joking this really was the plot

Dr. Fishopolis
Aug 31, 2004

ROBOT

RBA Starblade posted:

I just explained Matrix 3 to someone who stopped at 2 and had to lead off by saying I'm not joking this really was the plot

path of neo was the canon ending

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

For all of their flaws, I am on the whole pro-sequels. I think maybe Revolutions could not have had half its runtime spent on essentially a single action scene but what are ya gonna do

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Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


RBA Starblade posted:

I just explained Matrix 3 to someone who stopped at 2 and had to lead off by saying I'm not joking this really was the plot

Did you remember to tell em about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTnBVDKuNdI&t=196s

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