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Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

KnifeWrench posted:

my first read of this was that it was absurdist satire mocking butters

not sure how that optimistic streak found the strength to occupy my attention
this is the initial tweet for context
https://twitter.com/lcamtuf/status/1442231323523911686

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Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
"rpg health bar 85% full" is my favourite NFT

Chalks
Sep 30, 2009

Hammerite posted:

"rpg health bar 85% full" is my favourite NFT

i'm torn between yellow oval and yellow circle with random lines

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


Chalks posted:

i'm torn between yellow oval and yellow circle with random lines

Erm, that's the sun

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

Armitag3 posted:

Erm, that's the sun

The sun is not on the blockchain and therefore as we all know, has no intrinsic value

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Here's how you do NFTs IRL

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-09-27/danish-artist-takes-museum-s-money-and-runs-calls-it-artwork

mystes
May 31, 2006

Should have just printed an NFT code on a piece of office paper and given them that.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
your NFT pumps up like a Chinese finance statement in my hand, the hash barely containing the laundering of the crypto within. i start doing the harlem handshake on your wallet until your smart contract explodes in a shower of hot blockchains

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Imagine that you are a bitcoin for a moment. Now imagine that you are devouring another bitcoin with your anus. If you've got a massive erection right now, you're probably into some crazy poo poo called cryptoaphilia.

Antlerhill
Nov 6, 2012

Smellrose
i've heard of coins from a butt,
but coins into a butt?

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome



Am I crazy or does this read like it was made with a text generator.

mystes
May 31, 2006

Beelzebufo posted:

Am I crazy or does this read like it was made with a text generator.
Well where you would want to get your buttcoin trading advice from if not GPT-3?

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

Antlerhill posted:

i've heard of coins from a butt,
but coins into a butt?
someone post the gif

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
re-
ally

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Alan Smithee posted:

Well actually blockchain is consenttech

they’re trying to make it ageofconsenttech

vortmax
Sep 24, 2008

In meteorology, vorticity often refers to a measurement of the spin of horizontally flowing air about a vertical axis.
well i just heard an ad for this horrible thing on the radio
https://www.altoira.com/

ixnay
Jun 11, 2002

rainbow dash why are you making such a cool face?!
https://twitter.com/gregisenberg/status/1442132102888280070

https://twitter.com/gregisenberg/status/1442132108441374728



wow, it's the new disney right here, can't believe I missed out on it

Tweezer Reprise
Aug 6, 2013

It hasn't got six strings, but it's a lot of fun.
i've never participated in a community

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
Most people against trepanning

-have zero holes in their skull
-have never drilled a skull hole
-have never watched someone else get a skull hole
-seem reluctant to acknowledge the benefits of the skull hole
-aren't invited to any of the trepanning meetups

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

https://twitter.com/gregisenberg/status/1442132107044667398

in other words, they're poised for success as soon as they find someone who won't mash betray as soon as possible, and then find an actual problem to solve

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/zarawesome/status/1442531250024206339

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

god every tweet has a funnier one right above it

https://twitter.com/gregisenberg/status/1442132105710952450

blockchain games need to focus more on the "being a game" part and less on the blockchain part. in fact they should focus none on the blockchain part.

the future is bright for blockchain games

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

Tweezer Reprise posted:

i've never participated in a community

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

oh my god that one did too

https://twitter.com/gregisenberg/status/1442132104041488385

you're right, it is hard to believe that one day the DAO will be more powerful than all of europe and the bullies that picked on you will have to grovel at your feet for scraps, but that's where we're going I guess!

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Shame Boy posted:

god every tweet has a funnier one right above it

https://twitter.com/gregisenberg/status/1442132105710952450

blockchain games need to focus more on the "being a game" part and less on the blockchain part. in fact they should focus none on the blockchain part.

the future is bright for blockchain games

there was some blockchain nft game thing called...star atlas? that was mentioned in the star citizen thread recently that had people pouring money in to it despite the fact that there was no game yet and when questioned on it someone said that they can just use their millions to hire some people to make the game, simple

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
https://twitter.com/skenners88/status/1442554873057353730

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Shame Boy posted:

oh my god that one did too

https://twitter.com/gregisenberg/status/1442132104041488385

you're right, it is hard to believe that one day the DAO will be more powerful than all of europe and the bullies that picked on you will have to grovel at your feet for scraps, but that's where we're going I guess!

Which 90's movie had this as its main plot

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

Boxturret posted:

Most people against trepanning

-have zero holes in their skull
-have never drilled a skull hole
-have never watched someone else get a skull hole
-seem reluctant to acknowledge the benefits of the skull hole
-aren't invited to any of the trepanning meetups

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Shame Boy posted:

oh my god that one did too

https://twitter.com/gregisenberg/status/1442132104041488385

you're right, it is hard to believe that one day the DAO will be more powerful than all of europe and the bullies that picked on you will have to grovel at your feet for scraps, but that's where we're going I guess!

what was that DAO what some guy found a legit loophole that gave his DAO/wallet/whatever all the invested cash? it went something like
1) deduct a dollar from your wallet and send it to my wallet
2) before you check any balance, go to step 1
3) oops

and how the community decided that a monetary system built on trust and code-is-law and all-transactions-are-final then decided that they should rewind time and ignore the legal transactions that they didn't like

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/dril/status/1387997247531470850

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


I just wrote "this is worth $1,000,000,000,000,000" on a piece of paper, I am now richer than all countries bow down to me.

jisforjosh
Jun 6, 2006

"It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"
https://twitter.com/Alex_Hawkins/status/1442571677318086656

drk
Jan 16, 2005
Bitfinex accidentally (or "accidentally") paid $23 million in ETH for a transaction fee earlier today.

How did it happen? HN speculates:

A hackernews posted:

Take a typical $23 transaction fee, which comes out to ~0.00775756 ETH

Of course, everyone knows you don't want to do math as floating point, you want to use an integer representation. 1 ETH can be divided into 1e18 "Wei" or 1e9 "GigaWei".

So that 23 USD could be expressed an an integer "7757560", with the expectation that the decimal point would get moved 9 points <- thataway to become 0.00775756 ETH

If somewhere in your code you do some kind of money formatting that turns 7757560 GWEI into 7757.56 ETH, you've got your $23,000,000 USD mining fee.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

drk posted:

Bitfinex accidentally (or "accidentally") paid $23 million in ETH for a transaction fee earlier today.

How did it happen? HN speculates:

they let their treasury accountants do a butts transfer

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
no fees

Soylent Pudding
Jun 22, 2007

We've got people!


Boxturret posted:

Most people against trepanning

-have zero holes in their skull
-have never drilled a skull hole
-have never watched someone else get a skull hole
-seem reluctant to acknowledge the benefits of the skull hole
-aren't invited to any of the trepanning meetups

Buddy they won't even let me gently caress the skull hole

Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

there is always more and it is always worse

https://twitter.com/smith888_john/status/1442241530513690624

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
In-credible community!

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock
microsoft bob, now in NFT form!

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KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

Practical and safe.

Bleak Gremlin

Paladinus posted:

In-credible community!

I wish I'd ever been a member of a community :smith:

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