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Oscar Romeo Romeo posted:Put the last bit of cheese on the end of a fork and use that as a handle for final cheese grating. You're supposed to put that last chunk of cheese directly into your mouth.
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building I work in has hidden cisterns. the seal for the outlet pipe at the bottom of the cistern has needed to be replaced on practically all of them. the only access is a small hole above the cistern. it's a nightmare job and plumbers aren't interested in doing it.
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fridge corn posted:You're supposed to put that last chunk of cheese directly into your mouth.  Chef perks.
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fridge corn posted:You're supposed to put that last chunk of cheese directly into your mouth. I do now! Though the fork idea is definitely smarter than finger grating
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Oct 4, 2021 09:51
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On hold with HMRC what you all doing?
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Oct 4, 2021 09:55
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Keeping some person on hold for as long as possible in the HMRC call centre
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Oct 4, 2021 09:57
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Monitoring my staff keeping someone on hold at the HMRC call centre. They need to do it for another half hour or I'll fire them
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Oct 4, 2021 10:07
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I'm at the telephone exchange, about to pull a big power cable out of the wall
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Oct 4, 2021 10:15
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ha ha ha  Call went well, all sorted. Good night
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Oct 4, 2021 10:21
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My mum used to do bookkeeping and payroll for about 200 companies, and most of her day was spent on the phone to HMRC waiting to talk to someone.
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Oct 4, 2021 10:41
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two weeks is not long enough for paternity leave i still remember all my passwords for fucks sake
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The_Doctor posted:My mum used to do bookkeeping and payroll for about 200 companies, and most of her day was spent on the phone to HMRC waiting to talk to someone. Odd combination, but at least she gets honey E: oh, nvm. Misread
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Gasmask posted:two weeks is not long enough for paternity leave I carried holiday over from last year and bulked out my paternity by 2 extra weeks. Dunno how you are in a state to return to work with a 2 week old newborn
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Congratulations. Just be careful and make sure you’re both sleeping enough. Found this kind of thing is a godsend because you don’t have to faff with layers going inside/ outside / car trips etc https://www.lajlo.com/products/baby..._organic&wi=off
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Oct 4, 2021 11:10
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if you need some peace and quiet, a microwave is usually large enough to fit a child, and the thick walls provide insulation from the waaas. just make sure it's not wearing anything metal, as that could be dangerous
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freelop posted:I carried holiday over from last year and bulked out my paternity by 2 extra weeks. same, no way could I have gone back after 2 weeks
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:if you need some peace and quiet, a microwave is usually large enough to fit a child, and the thick walls provide insulation from the waaas. just make sure it's not wearing anything metal, as that could be dangerous just in case anyone falls for this troll, it's extremely ill-advised to put a baby in the microwave. Babies are heavier than what you'd normally put in there, and it could well wear out your turntable motor, permanently ruining your microwave.
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I think there was someway mum could give dad some of her baby holiday? Maybe it's only statutory stuff or something.
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:if you need some peace and quiet, a microwave is usually large enough to fit a child, and the thick walls provide insulation from the waaas. just make sure it's not wearing anything metal, as that could be dangerous 
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not only am i back at work but the 3.5 year old is only in nursery three days a week  wednesdays and fridays are going to be great!!!!!
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As a gay man I will never have children and that's great
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hemale in pain posted:As a gay man I will never have children and that's great what if... you're in a gorgy (gay orgy) and your pspot (prostate spot) is being hit by a twunk (twink hunk) causing you to misfire out of an open (not closed) window the projectiled semen then lands in the shopping bag of a woman walking below who recently bought some sexy underwear from Tesco to impress her lover, Howard. She arrives home and dons the new underwear to see how it looks in her mirror. In doing so your semen is sucked up in side her vagina by the vaginal vacuum mechanism and she becomes pregnant
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hemale in pain posted:As a gay man I will never have children and that's great I think that means you get assigned one hairless cat instead and you will have to spend all your money on robotic self cleaning litter trays.
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Oct 4, 2021 12:10
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You could
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Ratjaculation posted:what if... This is how it happened to me. Twice!!
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NotJustANumber99 posted:baby holiday? DANGER
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Gasmask posted:This is how it happened to me. Twice!! condolences, Howard
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Oct 4, 2021 12:32
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learnincurve posted:I think that means you get assigned one hairless cat instead and you will have to spend all your money on robotic self cleaning litter trays. I do want a cat
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Oct 4, 2021 13:10
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As a substitute to owning my own cat the neighbours cat spends most of its life sitting in our drive. It won't let me pet him though
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Ratjaculation posted:what if... This post deserves to be quoted but I got no idea what to say
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Oct 4, 2021 13:11
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I'd start by apologising to Howard.
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hemale in pain posted:As a gay man I will never have children and that's great As a gay man with a boyfriend, we would both like kids.
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The_Doctor posted:As a gay man with a boyfriend, we would both like kids. There's been some pretty interesting work in allowing men to incubate fetuses if you're a science nerd like me. Dr. Larry Arbogast and Dr. Alex Hesse have done some interesting studies worth a read
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Ratjaculation posted:There's been some pretty interesting work in allowing men to incubate fetuses if you're a science nerd like me. Dr. Larry Arbogast and Dr. Alex Hesse have done some interesting studies worth a read im a cop you idiot!!!
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https://twitter.com/Tifa_yaon/status/1444978726073090048
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The_Doctor posted:As a gay man with a boyfriend, we would both like kids. Turkey baseters.
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Collateral posted:Turkey baseters. Oh poo poo! It’s the 1980s!
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Ratjaculation posted:There's been some pretty interesting work in allowing men to incubate fetuses if you're a science nerd like me. Dr. Larry Arbogast and Dr. Alex Hesse have done some interesting studies worth a read I actually learnt facts about pregnancy from that film
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learnincurve posted:Oh poo poo! It’s the 1980s! Lets bury a time capsule under a car park in Leicester with 'tony robinson's a twat' in it for the lols
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