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Hazo posted:Remember when we elected George Bush, who would start a globally destabilizing war precipitating the downfall of America, largely in part because a guy yelled really loud at his rally  George Bush started the war because Saddam Hussein tried to assassinate his father in 1993. However, they hosed it up something fierce. IIRC (and can't seem to confirm) that the landcruiser bomb wasn't in the right city or at the right time to have intercepted Bush & Co. http://www.ipsnews.net/2004/10/politics-us-so-did-saddam-hussein-try-to-kill-bushs-dad/ Dubya |
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Seth Pecksniff posted:The last time this happened it lead to creating a game show with the world's dumbest "billionaire" who was later elected President of the United States what? no it didn't. the last writers' strike was 2007-2008, and wiki says the apprentice debuted in 2004.
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Dude looks like whatever failed prototype Dr. Soong made before Data and Lore.
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Funky See Funky Do posted:I had an ex that would carry on conversations while I was sitting on the toilet and it really bothered me. Don't talk to people while they're taking a poo poo. What about during a blumpkin
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Oct 5, 2021 04:39
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There is definitely something strange going on. I don't think I've ever seen someone who was able to flare their rear end out like that while hunched over.
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InsertPotPun posted:im-loving-possible. several inspectors would have spontaneously exploded, there's no way a fire inspector would let something like that slide, it's not even close to ada compliant, and any electronically sealed lock needs to auto unlock in the case of fire so the solution would have been as simple as tripping the fire alarm not cut cages open idk is it compliant if you can easily get out but not in? I have seen a lot of keyless doors set up that way
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Facebook came back up and now all my "Suggested for You" posts are ultra-right-wing conspiracy-theory and/or ant-vaxx group content.
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Facebook announces impressive resurgence of engagement post shutdown: Facebook announces remarkable revenue beat as the "Halloween Blackout" of October 4. "The following increase in engagement allowed us 5 million more marketing data points that we can theoretically monetize." Says senior vp J.T. Ripper.
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Obsidianheart posted:Facebook came back up and now all my "Suggested for You" posts are ultra-right-wing conspiracy-theory and/or ant-vaxx group content. Phew, so nothing changed
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Oct 5, 2021 05:12
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Please God someone give Facebook's algorithm that chases engagement the idea that when Facebook is down people are more interested in engaging with it.
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Oct 5, 2021 05:19
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My favorite zuck anecdote was when Jack Twitter recalled the time he was invited to zuck's house for dinner. They had goat and zuck was excitedly telling jack how it tastes as good as it does because he had his staff stun the goat so zuck himself could slit its throat with a knife. He doesn't do anything else involved with the butchering or cooking, he just likes to kill livestock with knives. And this is just like a regular thing that zuck does dude's a straight psychopath
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That was also when Jack was telling everyone that Zuck had lasers that severed the goat’s head.
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/\/\/\ that was him misspeaking/misremembering the captive bolt gun, supposedlyBeethovens Fist Symphony posted:My favorite zuck anecdote was when Jack Twitter recalled the time he was invited to zuck's house for dinner. They had goat and zuck was excitedly telling jack how it tastes as good as it does because he had his staff stun the goat so zuck himself could slit its throat with a knife. He doesn't do anything else involved with the butchering or cooking, he just likes to kill livestock with knives. And this is just like a regular thing that zuck does Apparently it's part of a challenge he did to only eat animals he ethically kills himself, and he kills/stuns them with a captive bolt gun then cuts the throat since sometimes animals will survive the bolt to the brain so you cut an artery to be sure they die painlessly. Like, sure it's weird to think about for most people but it's the most ethical way you can consume meat, and it's overall good that someone with fuckoff levels of money to the point it literally makes no financial difference for them to have their own goat farm and ethically kill their own food actually follows through with it. This is like the *least* objectionable thing about Zuckerberg. LimburgLimbo fucked around with this message at 05:45 on Oct 5, 2021 |
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Yeah, animals get killed for food in horrible ways every day and most meat eaters (including myself) don't even think about what happens to them. At least Zuckerberg was willing to deal with the ugly truth.
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He does that as part of a data gathering mission to determine the most efficient way to kill humans
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nah it's fuckin' weird, a lot of meat is produced that way. just go buy it. if some billionaire shows you his bolt gun it's probably the last thing you're gonna see
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LimburgLimbo posted:/\/\/\ that was him misspeaking/misremembering the captive bolt gun, supposedly Never in zuck's entire life has he done anything to merit benefiting from any kind of doubt, or seem like he has any empathy towards anything and that just smells like an obvious spin that a PR firm came up with/glommed onto to make it appear like a plutocrat doesn't love killing just because he can. What's next, y'all are gonna try and convince me some traitor dude on Jan 6 didn't tase his own balls to death?
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There's no way a PR firm coaches zuck because if they did he wouldn't be showing his ginger rear end in public at all
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Zuckman with glassy robot eyes and no emotion on his face: Yes, you see I found the most ethical and humane way of consuming meat products was to have the preys blood on my hands. This is very kind and normal. I derive no pleasure in this.
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‘Felipe, fetch the bolt gun and flex cuffs. I must exsanguinate a member of the herd.”
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Zuckster leads you to his kitchen. It's the big moment. Just you and the Zuck. "I am following this new diet, " Zuck muses, " that requires you to kill everything you consume yourself" He pulls out another book and states, " also this.. " The book's title: How to Serve Human. Two electrode needles are already in your neck sending over 10 times the voltage into your body compared to a normal stun gun. "The Pandora Papers leaked my fellow human," Zuck says while cleaning his eyeballs with his long, forked tongue. "You should know all of us totally love this!"
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InsertPotPun posted:im-loving-possible. several inspectors would have spontaneously exploded, there's no way a fire inspector would let something like that slide, it's not even close to ada compliant, and any electronically sealed lock needs to auto unlock in the case of fire so the solution would have been as simple as tripping the fire alarm not cut cages open Eh, maybe they all had handles on the inside?
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wuffles posted:‘Felipe, fetch the bolt gun and flex cuffs. I must exsanguinate a member of the herd.” I think you meant Enrique. Look at this prole that doesn't have a manservant to bolt gun his livestock. Obviously Felipe hands Zuck the knife.
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Sanctum posted:lol that the president of the united states was impeached by congress for an affair with a consenting adult. then he was acquitted but this made republicans angry so a judge found the president to be in contempt of court. and the supreme court said the US president does not have executive immunity so the president of the united states of america was forced into a court battle because they found his jizz on an intern's dress. the sitting president had to go to court and answer questions under oath The impeachment vote in the house and senate was the conclusion of that whole ordeal. The videotaped testimony, judicial rulings, and dress stuff happened in the run-up as part of Ken Starr's Whitewater Fishing Expedition. Still, it serves as a great reminder that some executives are more unitary than others.
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QuarkJets posted:idk is it compliant if you can easily get out but not in? I have seen a lot of keyless doors set up that way i mean all of these rules exist to prevent this exact situation also all access control systems have their own software and hardware, and none can be disrupted by losing facebook or even the internet, as long as they had power they should have been fine. or they custom made their security and access control systems but that's just nonsense.
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Was this posted yet? This tweet by an Ivy League-educated, sitting US Senator? Jesus H. Tapdancing Christ https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1445176883792994304?s=21
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Jst0rm posted:amazon is trying to run the sets like the warehouses. They are taking the meal penalties and making everyone work instead of eat. Too bad for them they didn't realize we arent warehouse workers. Not just Amazon, worst job of my career, hands-down, was a Netflix show. Same philosophy at all the streaming services - trying to pull the same poo poo they did in 08 about boo-hoo streaming isn't as 'successful or reliable' a platform so we have to pay less and do more with leaner budgets. But this is 2021 and we've seen the numbers and know that's not true anymore. And yes, just because you can pay for turnaround invasion and meal penalties to keep people working doesn't mean you can keep extending the day like they're commodities. You wouldn't believe the poo poo they wanted me to try and do to the talent and crew on those shoots to make sure it stayed within their scheduled/alotted shooting days. I refused to do a lot and it was just a huge loving mess. Only time I've ever been fired from a job, but if it's for refusing to abuse people, I'm proud of it. Anyway gently caress Netflix and all of their live action shows, I know Squid Game is the hot water cooler chat rn but if you'd like to show solidarity with the workers consider cancelling your streaming subscriptions. Netflix, Amazon Prime, and Disney+ especially. StrangersInTheNight fucked around with this message at 06:53 on Oct 5, 2021 |
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Ethical means of meat consumption: 1. Become a farmer. Raise the animal, get out of bed every morning before dawn to provide balanced nutrition, clean water, space to move, social interaction, veterinary care, and clean up it’s poo poo. Call a local professional you trust to slaughter the animal humanely or assist one for long enough that you are confident and competent to do it yourself. 2. Become a hunter. Only kill what you intend to consume, hunt animals whose natural predators have been displaced by human activity, become a skilled marksman such that you never simply maim an animal or cause undue suffering from a poor shot, only take the shot that all but guarantees a swift kill, field dress it, butcher it, use the hide, use the bones for stock, donate to conservation efforts that preserve natural habitats, leave no trace when you go into the wilderness, be willing to go home empty handed if you can’t do all of the above. 3. Buy it from an ethical source that does either of the above. 4. Don’t. 5. Become a multi-billionaire, and instead of using your considerable power and near-limitless resources to force positive changes from within the industry and without, just start a goat farm where you can slit their throats yourself.
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MrMojok posted:Was this posted yet? This tweet by an Ivy League-educated, sitting US Senator? Can't wait for Diamond Joe to tweet Cory Chase at Lyin' Ted's blubbery, blubberin' rear end.
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