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Dolphin posted:hey cspam do you know how i know ur gay because i really enjoyed the blowjob you gave me
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zetamind2000 posted:Normal economy with twenty seven million people not being hired lmao
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Oct 10, 2021 02:36
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Resumes should be illegal
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Oct 10, 2021 02:56
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insofar as the alternative to resumes is fawning letters and "knowing someone," I'll stick with resumes tyvm however thou shalt not make an ATS in the likeness of a human mind
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Oct 10, 2021 03:05
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my goon, fawning letters and knowing someone is still the most surefire way to get a job. automated resume processing has red lining written all over it
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Oct 10, 2021 03:13
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Xeom posted:after 6 months just off yourself really. sorry u did something else but work for 6 months and that shows you might not want to be our wage slave!!! if you demonstrate that you can survive outside of the wage system they know you could just escape again any time you want. it ruins the leverage
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Oct 10, 2021 03:20
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Harvard: the lack of workers is due to 'filter' not 'poo poo pay for poo poo jobs'
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Oct 10, 2021 03:21
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Ammanas posted:because i really enjoyed the blowjob you gave me
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Oct 10, 2021 03:23
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no, please, you still have so much to live for
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Oct 10, 2021 03:30
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Stopped at the grocery on the way home from work. Signs everywhere apologizing about the supply shortage. It's officially here 
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Oct 10, 2021 03:38
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thousands of jobs go unfilled every year as most companies opt to use a "sonic fan" filter
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Oct 10, 2021 03:39
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Good soup! posted:thousands of jobs go unfilled every year as most companies opt to use a "sonic fan" filter it's just good sense
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Oct 10, 2021 03:41
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SKULL.GIF posted:Stopped at the grocery on the way home from work. Signs everywhere apologizing about the supply shortage. It's officially here I haven't seen any product shortages at the crappy local grocery store (can't go to the big supermarket because my car has been broken for 2 weeks) but one of the deli coolers has been broken for over a month, and now the deli closes at 5pm because everyone quit.
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Oct 10, 2021 03:42
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Nobody wants to work!
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Oct 10, 2021 03:48
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none of the employees want to work, and none of the employers want anyone working for them. a rare moment of unity
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Oct 10, 2021 04:23
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SKULL.GIF posted:Stopped at the grocery on the way home from work. Signs everywhere apologizing about the supply shortage. It's officially here dont you live in a really out of the way part of wisconsin im seeing weird random shortages but they're like, very small scale (like the burger thing) but nothing really out of stock when im looking for it in a grocery store yet
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Oct 10, 2021 04:28
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the in-store starbucks at my local grocery store has been closed. there is a sign taped up more or less saying that no one wants to work anymore
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Oct 10, 2021 04:29
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Casey Finnigan posted:none of the employees want to work, and none of the employers want anyone working for them. a rare moment of unity The service industry is desperate but they don’t want to pay or implement Covid policies
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Oct 10, 2021 04:35
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anime was right posted:dont you live in a really out of the way part of wisconsin Well I suppose Green Bay is "out of the way" for people who live in the puckered rancid butthole of NYC/LA but it's also a major Great Lakes port Shortages here don't bode well for other places further inland
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SKULL.GIF posted:Well I suppose Green Bay is "out of the way" for people who live in the puckered rancid butthole of NYC/LA but it's also a major Great Lakes port yeah weird. maybe higher CoL areas pay higher prices for goods and so they outcompete the lower CoL areas? this is also mostly anecdotal so mb portland is just like... lucky or something idk
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Oct 10, 2021 04:40
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zetamind2000 posted:Normal economy with twenty seven million people not being hired just say you're contracted.
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Oct 10, 2021 04:43
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SKULL.GIF posted:Stopped at the grocery on the way home from work. Signs everywhere apologizing about the supply shortage. It's officially here were they short of anything you needed?
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Radirot posted:were they short of anything you needed? No, from my very cursory investigation it looked like the shortages were mostly on random poo poo in the processed foods aisles. I was there for some ground chuck, spices, stuff from the bakery, and caffeine.
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SKULL.GIF posted:but it's also a major Great Lakes port I’m afraid it’s a relatively minor Great Lakes Port.
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Oct 10, 2021 04:55
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zetamind2000 posted:Normal economy with twenty seven million people not being hired quote:Manna was everywhere, and it was managing about a half of the workers in the United States through headsets, cell phones and email. Manna moved in and took over a big chunk of the government as well. There came a point where tens of millions of humans did nothing at work unless told to do so by a Manna system. quote:The effect of Manna was to stratify out all the minimum wage workers in America. At the bottom you had the people who were unemployable. They had screwed up and been blacklisted by Manna. They were back living with their parents or sleeping on the sofa with a friend. You could get yourself un-blacklisted, but if you got blacklisted more than a couple times, you were dead.
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Oct 10, 2021 05:39
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bedpan posted:the in-store starbucks at my local grocery store has been closed. there is a sign taped up more or less saying that no one wants to work anymore This fuckin rules and i hope we see more and more of it everywhere, just bullshit jobs cancelled as far as the eye can see, may a million "this job is not necessary in any way and nobody wants to do it"s bloom
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Oct 10, 2021 05:39
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ram dass in hell posted:This fuckin rules and i hope we see more and more of it everywhere, just bullshit jobs cancelled as far as the eye can see, may a million "this job is not necessary in any way and nobody wants to do it"s bloom return of the automat baby
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Oct 10, 2021 05:53
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i want to talk to nobody's manager
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Oct 10, 2021 06:00
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Gazpacho posted:i want to talk to nobody's manager they quit
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Oct 10, 2021 06:07
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lol CNN is back to headlining the "corporate workers working fast food!" now. Whoever works the copy desk for the weekend at CNN is totally trying to S O S
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Oct 10, 2021 06:11
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silicone thrills posted:lol CNN is back to headlining the "corporate workers working fast food!" now. wow they actually get to do real work for once in their lives
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Oct 10, 2021 06:14
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I have a lot of sources from corporate who would tell you that their normal job is in fact harder. This is probably a vacation for them.
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Oct 10, 2021 06:16
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Sign at the place I went for lunch today: "Please be patient with the workers who showed up today"
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Oct 10, 2021 06:19
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Palladium posted:wow they actually get to do real work for once in their lives I work in corporate IT now and I used to work in fast food. I have a hard time seeing myself go back because holy gently caress it was hard on my body, i was tired all the time and i swear to god it never felt like I was able to get the smells out of my hair. People in food service deserve more pay than I make.
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Oct 10, 2021 06:19
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zetamind2000 posted:Normal economy with twenty seven million people not being hired Just fuckin lie idiots.
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Oct 10, 2021 06:19
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apatheticman posted:Just fuckin lie idiots. June 2016 to July 2017 - Personal Projects and Educational Study "so what did you do?" "I worked on a coding project and took coursera and community college classes" "oh thats super cool! Way to better yourself!" (all bullshit)
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Oct 10, 2021 06:21
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nomad2020 posted:I have a lot of sources from corporate who would tell you that their normal job is in fact harder. This is probably a vacation for them. for some people, deffo, especially if they are earning white-collar wages to do physical labor hell if I got paid what I earned now working bars or even my first job in a bakery it would be far more appealing just for the sheer stimulation of endorphins alone
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Oct 10, 2021 06:27
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the most important thing is to just lie about having a current employer its about beating the resume processing algorithm, not what to lie about when you're in the seat. have a few variations of your resume that you just straight up rip keywords from desired job listings. it sucks but thats the only way to sneak through i think.
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Oct 10, 2021 06:29
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to be clear: the system is hosed up and stupid and should be ripped apart.
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The goal of the hiring process is for plausible deniability, change my mind
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