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If everything keeps flip flopping about you'll never be sure if you're boning a scary clown. She hopes to stabilise the realms by sticking the spike up herself and having a good thrash. gently caress to break the world, masturbate to fix it. Truly the most volcel film.
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Dads Dip Cup posted:if the movie up to this point is any indication, it is because she wants to have sex with it Every time I see your avatar I'm reminded of playing Ragnarok with my sister and it makes me fuzzy. Unlike this movie. It's greasy.
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Why is Holli's real world persona an embarrassingly goofy doodle instead of a "sexy" one?
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:Why is Holli's real world persona an embarrassingly goofy doodle instead of a "sexy" one? Because she laid with a human man
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:Why is Holli's real world persona an embarrassingly goofy doodle instead of a "sexy" one? pregnancy is no joke
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Did I miss when it was explained what this spike is supposed to do? I know expecting any degree of continuity with this is a tall order...
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Oct 12, 2021 16:07
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Ventral EggSac posted:I mean 
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it is truly impressive how this film made it to feature length with so little backstory, world-building, continuity, character development, or action. was bakshi's original vision going to be like 4 hours long or something?
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Prof. Crocodile posted:it is truly impressive how this film made it to feature length with so little backstory, world-building, continuity, character development, or action. was bakshi's original vision going to be like 4 hours long or something? Bakshi doesn't believe in backstory and worldbuilding. He throws you in the deep end and expects you to swim.
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Mr.Chill posted:Bakshi doesn't believe in backstory and worldbuilding. He throws you in the deep end and expects you to swim. I love love the backstory intro in Wizards The worldbuilding is random as gently caress though, nothing makes a drat bit of sense
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The Bloop posted:I love love the backstory intro in Wizards Wizards is just "What if Saruman found old Nazi propoganda reels". That's all you need.
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Prof. Crocodile posted:it is truly impressive how this film made it to feature length with so little backstory, world-building, continuity, character development, or action. was bakshi's original vision going to be like 4 hours long or something? According to Bakshi his original vision was a completely different plot and the studio blindsided him day 1 with this script, so he passive aggressively just hosed around and didn't bother trying to keep it coherent. How much of this version is true and how much is him just trying to duck blame for the whole mess, who knows.
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Sourdough Sam posted:Wizards is just "What if Saruman found old Nazi propoganda reels". That's all you need. Well sure I've probably seen Wizards a dozen times, but again I'm talking about worldbuilding. The various fantasy races, the rules of who can do what and why, the tech level (is N99/Peace really a robot?) Why is Elanor so much bigger than other fairies, whatever
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The Bloop posted:Why is Elanor so much bigger than other fairies, whatever there's nothing random about this choice
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Das Boo posted:Every time I see your avatar I'm reminded of playing Ragnarok with my sister and it makes me fuzzy.  two of my best friends I met playing RO and I'm still in contact with them nearly 20 years later, it was a much cooler world than the one haphazardly depicted in this movie IMO
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Hubba hubba!
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Ventral EggSac posted:I mean Ralph Bakshi's vision, realized, with as much effort as he himself would put into it. 
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steinrokkan posted:Ralph Bakshi's vision, realized, with as much effort as he himself would put into it. Oh c'mon, give yourself some credit. That is way more effort than literally anyone working on Cool World gave to the movie.
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Oct 12, 2021 23:22
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Hey whoever painted those cool world backgrounds gave it their all
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holli would stabbed doctor finston whiskers with the pen.  he blew up like a balloon and exploded.    jennifer braked so as not to run over the twitching scattered body parts.  the disembodied head of doctor finston whiskers bounced around for a few seconds before finally rolling to a halt at brad pitt's feet. "if she moves it, it could be the end of everything!" the head warned.    holli would fled.  suddenly and for no apparent reason, jack lost control and attacked brad pitt. as they wrestled, brad pitt inexplicably pleaded with jack to help doctor whiskers.    holli would made it to the stairs of the union plaza, but the door posed a challenge.  still the stronger man, brad pitt easily fended off jack's tepid swats. he gazed deep into the other man's eyes and promised not to hurt holli.  apparently satisfied, jack let him go. brad pitt charged away at top speed.  holli would finally managed to open the door and find the stairway to heaven   but brad pitt was hot on her tail! 
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Oct 13, 2021 10:58
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She tried to kill that man, Brad Pitt. You totally can shoot her now. At least, I think she did. Maybe she always thought that Jack can just draw him back to whole with magical 2.5D sketching powers. Still, assault with a deadly weapon. Totally fine to shoot her in the head, then shoot him when he goes berko at her death, then yourself to be sure. Clean as a whistle
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Oct 13, 2021 11:48
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Didn’t Kim basinger kill the spider as well? She’s got to be the most dangerous fugitive in cool world history.
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So the pen can suck up doodles like a vacuum - until it can't and it just makes them pop like a balloon instead because gently caress you, that's why. I kind of love how absolutely little they cared when it came to any kind of consistency. Or plot. Or anything.
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Jack should want an end to this as much if not more than Brad Pitt unless randomly turning into a doodle is some fetish thing for him
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The pen was just dialed to blow not suck.
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So the whatsis that can destroy the multiverse if it's moved is on top of an old high rise casino in Las Vegas? Good plan, those never get demolished and replaced
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goatface posted:She tried to kill that man, Brad Pitt. You totally can shoot her now. Gonna laugh as LVPD gets the fingerprints of a guy who disappeared 50 years prior and just sweeps it under the rug
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IBroughttheFunk posted:So the pen can suck up doodles like a vacuum - until it can't and it just makes them pop like a balloon instead because gently caress you, that's why. It's gunked up with the spider sidekick.
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So did she inflate the dr by shooting him full of nail's ink?
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The Bloop posted:So the whatsis that can destroy the multiverse if it's moved is on top of an old high rise casino in Las Vegas? I like to believe the spike was already there and they just kinda built the casino underneath it
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Bismuth posted:So did she inflate the dr by shooting him full of nail's ink? don't kinkshame
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brad pitt chased holli would up the stairs. they ran round and round and round for a very long time, as the union plaza was a very tall building.      briefly their gazes met. brad pitt grinned like a hungry wolf.  at last he caught her, but her flimsy stolen jacket tore loose in his hands.  brad pitt stumbled back against the railings. holli would poked him lightly with a forefinger, which somehow made his grip falter.    yet again, he dangled precariously between life and death.  leaving brad pitt to die, holli would pranced through the eerie halls of the union plaza searching for an exit to the roof.  she went doodle again: a terrifying reminder of what was at stake.  this time the temporal flickering didn't stop. as her body ricocheted chaotically back and forth between dimensions, holli would gave up on banal earthly doorways and chose to jump straight through the hotel wall instead. the hard bricks and mortar welcomed her in a ripple of green light.    brad pitt reached the hallway a split second after holli disappeared. he had been saved from certain death by his own inner steel and gumption.   the wall welcomed him too, but he shunned it in favour of the ornate door to room 2112.   as brad pitt pushed on the door, holli would's cartoon leg lashed through the solid wood and kicked him in the crotch.   brad pitt recoiled in agony. "crazy doodle bitch," he said handsomely. 
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That decor is worse than anything in this loving movie.
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