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John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


I just watched the new episode.

Women and the rock house do not mix.

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derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
tim: nobody mocks me, nobody makes me look like an idiot

gregg: ... except you

I, Butthole
Jun 30, 2007

Begin the operations of the gas chambers, gas schools, gas universities, gas libraries, gas museums, gas dance halls, and gas threads, etcetera.
I DEMAND IT
Toni got a Hot and Hard, oooaaaah

Gregg's "it's Booonnnnnnd time" and little wiggle was just sociopathic perfection, as was Tim's dyslexia of Halloween Kills director David Cordon-Bleu

I, Butthole fucked around with this message at 10:57 on Oct 14, 2021

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
odds are increasing that we're gunna get through the whole season without a single bond movie being reviewed or discussed in any way

JAMOOOL
Oct 18, 2004

:qq: I LOVE TWO AND HALF MEN!! YOU 20 SOMETHINGS ARE JUST TOO CYNICAL TO UNDERSTAND IT!!:qq:

derp posted:

amazing episode. i can't wait to find out what bizzare effects that drink will have on tim

yeah that's a major Chekov's gun right now

best moment of this episode was Tim starting off with "I don't know how I can do the show without talking about this" and Gregg replies "Just pretend it's a Bond movie", lmaoooo

also Axiom being demoted to "tambourine player"...I just knew something bad was gonna happen at that party

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
I bet it's all a work. Tim convinced Axiom to get Toni to violate their prenup. Tim will be single again very soon, and DKR will finally return in full force with the HEI riches as support

DOPE FIEND KILLA G
Jun 4, 2011

manuel is gonna have to give up a hand for tim now, the one he got from ax is tainted

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


She took Tim's hand in marriage, which was Axiom's hand, so technically she's been cheating on Axiom until now

JAMOOOL
Oct 18, 2004

:qq: I LOVE TWO AND HALF MEN!! YOU 20 SOMETHINGS ARE JUST TOO CYNICAL TO UNDERSTAND IT!!:qq:
oooh, makes you think

seems obvious Manuel knows something is up

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy

John Wick of Dogs posted:

She took Tim's hand in marriage, which was Axiom's hand, so technically she's been cheating on Axiom until now

holy poo poo hahaha, i seriously hope they go this direction

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


I just hope we get a forgiveness special

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

John Wick of Dogs posted:

She took Tim's hand in marriage, which was Axiom's hand, so technically she's been cheating on Axiom until now

:nice:

That episode was amazing, I cackled at every snarky line out of Gregg's mouth.

#NoBondNoBags

e:

https://twitter.com/timheidecker/status/1448691952283652097

No you go gently caress yourself Tim

Another Bill fucked around with this message at 19:33 on Oct 14, 2021

JAMOOOL
Oct 18, 2004

:qq: I LOVE TWO AND HALF MEN!! YOU 20 SOMETHINGS ARE JUST TOO CYNICAL TO UNDERSTAND IT!!:qq:
the way Tim said "I'll deal with Toni" was pretty loving chilling

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Newman got a new man

huh
Jan 23, 2004

Dinosaur Gum

JAMOOOL posted:

the way Tim said "I'll deal with Toni" was pretty loving chilling




TheOmegaWalrus
Feb 3, 2007

by Hand Knit
I always thought Toni would be Gregg's next victim.

Now it's up for grabs.

Ingmar terdman
Jul 24, 2006

Something about the white james bond tux really amplifies gregg's creepiness

JAMOOOL
Oct 18, 2004

:qq: I LOVE TWO AND HALF MEN!! YOU 20 SOMETHINGS ARE JUST TOO CYNICAL TO UNDERSTAND IT!!:qq:
lol is he gonna be wearing that the entire season

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

I'm glad that Gregg is joining the thousands of other Americans currently on strike to improve their work conditions. Do not cross the picket line and give any movie ratings for the time being. No Bond, No Popcorn.

The Vosgian Beast
Aug 13, 2011

Business is slow
I haven't given a popcorn rating to anything since Tim betrayed Gregg, and I don't intend to

DOPE FIEND KILLA G
Jun 4, 2011

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

HEI wallet : dfac544a9c22212a57d580e722a92468

Send me your points!!!

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Another Bill posted:

HEI wallet : dfac544a9c22212a57d580e722a92468

Send me your points!!!

I'm sending you five points. One for each bag of popcorn that James Bond 25 was denied by Tim Heidecker.

Tetramin
Apr 1, 2006

I'ma buck you up.
I’m just now watching the second ep and died laughing at the little nod/look Tim have to Gregg when he said “yeah might get rid of Dekkar finally”

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002
Friends, I have an incredible, once-in-a-lifetime investment opportunity for you:

Send me HEI points at wallet ID 2eedf641bbc5a8572dcf95943187e74e

Once they reach maturity, my process will ensure that they've radically increased in value.
Furthermore, each poster who confirms a transaction to me will receive one original, extremely fungible token artwork.

Greggheads, this is also an excellent opportunity to rid yourself of Tim's blood money

ALFbrot fucked around with this message at 00:34 on Oct 16, 2021

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
I will pay 60,000 hei points for 1 avatar gift certificate. PMs are open.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


This season is going to end so badly for Wendy Kirby.

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002

Nichael posted:

This season is going to end so badly for Wendy Kirby.

You mean the future Mrs. Heidecker

Ingmar terdman
Jul 24, 2006

ALFbrot posted:

You mean the future Mrs. Heidecker

Tim's legal surname is still newman right

e: just realized theres a new ep

first time noticing the pentagram



Ingmar terdman fucked around with this message at 04:03 on Oct 21, 2021

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Oh God the prayer talking about her "pure, white, skin" and the last line being her saying "I'm 18"

Ingmar terdman
Jul 24, 2006



need the gif of this

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Ingmar terdman posted:



need the gif of this

To be clear, it's an estimated rating from Tim. The movie expert and buff did not give a bag score of anything this week.

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
this is an american, uh, movie... *burp* set in... franch

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy

Ingmar terdman posted:



first time noticing the pentagram



Holy poo poo hahahah has to be intentional

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Since Gregg isn't giving popcorn bag ratings, I have no idea what movie to see this weekend.

wuggles
Jul 12, 2017

Poor Windy Kirby.

e - also lol that the opening narration is now Manuel

JAMOOOL
Oct 18, 2004

:qq: I LOVE TWO AND HALF MEN!! YOU 20 SOMETHINGS ARE JUST TOO CYNICAL TO UNDERSTAND IT!!:qq:
I guess if I was more observant I'd have guessed that Toni doing the narration in the intro meant something bad was going to happen to her

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

Born on the bayou
died in a cave
bbq and posting
is all I crave

JAMOOOL posted:

I guess if I was more observant I'd have guessed that Toni doing the narration in the intro meant something bad was going to happen to her

That was Toni? I thought it was Manuel

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002

Another Bill posted:

That was Toni? I thought it was Manuel

It was Toni in the first two episodes.

Did anyone else see Wendy shooting glances over at Manuel during Tim's lecture? And Manuel looked like a shamed dog. Maybe something is already going on over at the Rock House :q:

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Cognac McCarthy
Oct 5, 2008

It's a man's game, but boys will play

Joe's fly was down (and center frame)

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