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"Trump" was the best at unloading container ships! I just said "do it" and they did it! Or at least I assume I said "do it!"
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A man named Jose went to America and started a stereotypical career in landscaping. He got a contract cutting grass in the evenings at a Federal prison. As night fell, he continued cutting the grass and heard an amazing song. When Jose got home, he called his mom to tell her about it, "Mama, they made a song in America just for me." "How does it go, mijo?" "It goes Jose can you see!" Harry_Potato fucked around with this message at 04:19 on Oct 22, 2021 |
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Data Graham posted:"Trump" was the best at unloading container ships! I just said "do it" and they did it! it's true. he's the boat GOAT
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muscles like this! posted:Don't know if you heard but Brooks is actually doing a History of the World Part II so we might actually get Jews in Space. No way! No loving way! God I hope this movie gets made. History of the World is my favorite Mel Brooks film.
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 DWAC up another $20 in after market putting their market cap at $1.635B at $65.50 per share. They closed yesterday at less than $10. This is going to be spectacular, Trump Media Group currently exists as a license violating modification of an open source project with horrible security and also they are going to become AWS, Disney, CNN, Fox News, Stripe, Netflix and Google Cloud all in one.
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Three Olives posted:
With a maximum potential userbase of 1/90th of any of those services
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Three Olives posted:
There's gotta be a bunch of people shorting on this
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I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Bird with big dick do all these things.
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Outrail posted:Nice meltdown fistboy was perma'd
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bird with big dick posted:I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Bird with big dick do all these things. your dick really isn't that big though
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Amazing Zimmo posted:your dick really isn't that big though maybe for a bird?!
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Amazing Zimmo posted:your dick really isn't that big though it's like 20% of his mass you madman. How big do you want it?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWdN4hA-rB0 Just suggested to me, is there a way I can bet on The Onion futures market?
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old beast lunatic posted:it's like 20% of his mass you madman. How big do you want it? bigger wrestling an anaconda big
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Guze posted:She very stupidly bought into the myth that McCain was a party defying "maverick". He was not. Sometimes I genuinely wonder what would happen if there was a Republican senate majority during like 4 consecutive terms with a Democratic President in office. Would we just have like a 16-year stretch without a single judge being appointed? Guess it's kind of a moot point, since it would require Democrats to win four consecutive Presidential elections, and at this point it's looking like they're not even interested in winning two.
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Alan Smithee posted:what was the protocol for something like that Cancel the card, refer to the fraud department, try not to audibly roll eyes.
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its all nice on rice posted:Wow Donald Timp was the 45th president? No
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Rod Hoofhearted posted:the most obvious goatse Nuh-uh. Bullshit. No loving way. Didn't happen. I refuse to believe it. Absolutely not. There is no way they ran this in a real newspaper. No. NO.
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Is the world still a gently caress? Has anything good happened yet?
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An insane mind posted:Is the world still a gently caress? Has anything good happened yet? I've been able to sleep mostly well for the past 9 months. I don't wake up with some bozo threatening world war 3 over dumb poo poo because someone called him a name.
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Steadiman posted:https://twitter.com/therecount/status/1450470745058971657 From a couple days ago, but I'm just catching up so forgive me, but does this seem like it could be intentional to anyone else? Is Fox trying to dilute the word "war" down so next time we want to bomb a country who's residents don't pass the paper bag test, the populace won't care as much because the word "war" has no meaning anymore? Or is my brain just  ?
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Zipperelli. posted:From a couple days ago, but I'm just catching up so forgive me, but does this seem like it could be intentional to anyone else? No their audience is just really horny for war so will watch anything war related. The Hitler channel is tapped out.
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Zipperelli. posted:From a couple days ago, but I'm just catching up so forgive me, but does this seem like it could be intentional to anyone else? Nothing anywhere near so insidious. It's almost certainly because some bean counter figured out their "The War on..." stories get a 1.4% higher rate of viewer retention after the second commercial break or some number-crunchy bullshit.
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Steadiman posted:https://twitter.com/therecount/status/1450470745058971657 I know the reason why, (US conservatives are largely Christian), but has anyone ever claimed that there is a "War on Passover"? etc. Coz surely the fundie Jewish population has enough right wing "political correctness gone mad!", "You can't even leave Elijah's chair empty these days without some woke sjw telling you it's wrong" type people to claim that secularism and young people are ruining their culture/the world. I mean fundie Islam, and fundie Hinduism has long decried the "westernization" and/or "secularization" of everything from busses to cricket. Which is the same thing as the Christian "war on Christmas" stuff. Also, relatedly, if there was a War on Christmas, we've already won. People say "Happy Holidays" all the time. More and more shops are open on the 25th. Reindeers and Santa outnumber nativity scenes 100 to one. And the great Christmas movies of our time, (Die Hard, Gremlins etc.), nary mention the son of God. Checkmate Christiatits.
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Steadiman posted:https://twitter.com/therecount/status/1450470745058971657 That really is a Mount Rushmore of hilariously ugly faces
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An insane mind posted:Is the world still a gently caress? Has anything good happened yet? Death is still certain.
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I wanna say thank you to people recommending the Behind the Bastards episodes on ol' Benny Shaps' fanfiction. It's amusing how much of a deep look into his psyche this book gives. I don't wanna derail by talking about everything there so I'll just drop this bit that was especially funny: People described as Tall: Ben's self insert and two black guys, both of which are antagonists People described as Short: Terrorists and women
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YeahWhatevah posted:BlockTube my brother. That sounds good, I'll check it out, thanks!
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Philthy posted:I've been able to sleep mostly well for the past 9 months. I don't wake up with some bozo threatening world war 3 over dumb poo poo because someone called him a name. Wow that's actually a very good thing, glad to hear that! When will Manchin and Sinnema be launched out of a canon though? Or alternatively, McConnell turned onto his back and left out in the sun?
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priznat posted:No their audience is just really horny for war so will watch anything war related. Except class warfare. That war scares them and anything that could cause class warfare is treated as an existential threat.
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Xenocides posted:Except class warfare. That war scares them and anything that could cause class warfare is treated as an existential threat. They could just frame it as “the war on the job creators” or whatever
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