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Sorry everyone behind me on the ladder, but I've had dysentery all week and it's a long climb. You're gonna get wet, nothing I can do about it.
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Oct 25, 2021 02:07
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*is captured* I’m confident my lord Stuart the Bastard’s name refers to his parentage not his unwillingness to promptly ransom free his good friend, miscellaneous spearman of average height
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Oct 25, 2021 02:23
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Songbearer posted:M'lord, so far the siege is goin' alright but, ah, small development. Y'know how they 'ad a drought and everything and nothin' was growin'? Well, Edmund from the gold mine, y'see, he ain't so smart so he kind of got the wrong message when you ordered everyone to storm the castle. Took it a bit literally and started throwin' buckets o' water at 'em. He's an eager one, our Edmund, so he's been doin' it a few weeks and now all their crops have grown back an' quite frankly the castles thrivin' again. 
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Oct 25, 2021 02:40
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*time travels in* "Here's a bunch of BUDK poo poo, go hog wild."
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Oct 25, 2021 02:44
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*shits self to death from dysentery in camp.*
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Oct 25, 2021 02:53
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I believe that is actually a minor case of defenestration.
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Bacontotem posted:*shits self to death from dysentery in camp.* *catches a lethal disease from burying your corpse*
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Oct 25, 2021 03:29
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"Don't worry if you get wounded, we have the the best doctors in all of Europe back in camp, they know every kind of demon that could imbalance your humours"
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Oct 25, 2021 03:30
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So when we win the siege and get the kidnap victim back I assume we all get to have a round with this Helen of Troy broad right?
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Xenocides posted:So when we win the siege and get the kidnap victim back I assume we all get to have a round with this Helen of Troy broad right? 
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Oct 25, 2021 03:40
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Can we catapult all our weapons over the wall? Maybe they will all land on somebody. We could launch our shields and armour over as well to catch anyone still alive.
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Oct 25, 2021 03:41
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As a sovereign serf of the land I cannot be forced to serve as a levy in this siege. Wait….hold on, I am giving you a lawful order. Step away. Lawful order under common law. Stop hitting me! I DO NOT CONSENT! I DO NOT CONSENT!!!
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Oct 25, 2021 03:44
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oh no I'm being scalded by boiling oil there is no healthcare yet help
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Oct 25, 2021 04:09
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Change the "cholera" to "posting" and thisbwiuld be best AV ever
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Oct 25, 2021 04:12
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So which king is ours? The bald one or the ginger?
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Oct 25, 2021 04:34
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Guys, I just got back from 40 yards that way and I noticed they only built a wall on this side and not the other three. I'm starting to think this siege could've been over in less than twelve years.
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Agnostalgia posted:Guys, I just got back from 40 yards that way and I noticed they only built a wall on this side and not the other three. I'm starting to think this siege could've been over in less than twelve years. He's a witch!
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Oct 25, 2021 04:46
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Boy I sure hope they run out of food and/or die of disease before we run out of food and/or die of disease.
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Oct 25, 2021 04:56
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Oct 25, 2021 04:59
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we should just brick up the entrance gates duh. Let them stew for a year or two until they've all eaten each other and things have quieted down in there.
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Oct 25, 2021 06:19
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Oct 25, 2021 06:57
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My pointy stick broke. Can I get another one? No….ummmm….okay.
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Oct 25, 2021 07:21
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Who's on petard duty? don't accept any man with a proclivity to stuff things up his backside, we need this gate down!
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Oct 25, 2021 08:35
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GolfHole posted:gather round! news from home! What? Have the Swiss and French made sudden peace with each other at a mountain-pass rendez-vous, then forged a clandestine alliance with Spain, thus leaving us without friends in Europe, unless by chance we make an immediate pact with Hungary?
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Unwelcome news, milord! We were siegin' the cattle but they don't seem to be too upset by it and we've lost most our men to starvation!
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nesamdoom posted:Can we catapult all our weapons over the wall? Maybe they will all land on somebody. We could launch our shields and armour over as well to catch anyone still alive. We're out of armour. Commence the vegetable bombardment
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Oct 25, 2021 09:51
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gently caress i hate sieging this castle
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Oct 25, 2021 09:57
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*runs up to wall* Hey, how about you all suck on these huguenots! *grabs junk while being pierced by multiple arrows* *dies fulfilled, despite being illiterate and the joke only making sense in writing*
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*sneaking some prime cuts off the fallen men, high quality protein being in short supply*
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Oct 25, 2021 11:24
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Feels the temporal spectral footsteps of bored children being dragged round the castle in 2017. Looks around at bloodshed and horror unable to express the gnawing pointlessness of it all. "Hey thou poo poo popes, hold onto ye meaty spears, I shallst climesbth these walls and bugger the maidens first!" *Dies slowly from arrowwound in no man's land. Pain counterbalanced by sheer futility in knowing this is where the car park will be*
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I still think we should send a team up through the poo poo stacks. Someone'll be using the bathroom then bam! Sword up the rear end. Me? No, I'm not much of a climber but thanks.
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Come lads, uppe the ladder now, see that thou do not tarry. Milud hates tarryin. Hark well what he spake, that if thou should tarry he shalt loving go thee.
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I would ascend the ladder with haste and courage, quickly parry any simple blade strikes that come my way and vanquish ANY villain that stands in my righteous path.
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*checks grindr*
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I had to stay at home what with these bone spurs acting up. drat shame that.
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