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punishedkissinger
Sep 20, 2017


right. squibs are a small explosive though. actors usually wear protective metal plates behind the squibs to prevent injury.

if they used them on this production you wouldn't need fake blood.

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kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

Bad Purchase posted:

clone the actors and shoot the clones, they aren’t real humans like us

Next season on Black Mirror.

pretty soft girl
Oct 1, 2004

my dead grandfather fights better than you

punishedkissinger posted:

right. squibs are a small explosive though. actors usually wear protective metal plates behind the squibs to prevent injury.

if they used them on this production you wouldn't need fake blood.

Reread my response duder

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

pretty soft girl posted:

Reread my response duder

I have no idea what the gently caress you're trying to say either

pretty soft girl
Oct 1, 2004

my dead grandfather fights better than you


I'm aware squibs are dangerous this is what is called a joke

punishedkissinger
Sep 20, 2017

oh lol ok

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

christ you suck

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


pretty soft girl posted:



I'm aware squibs are dangerous this is what is called a joke

Look, punishedkissinger is apparently in some kind of Saw-style trap where they have to make sure that there are never more than 10 posts in this thread in between a pair of their own. There's no time to read or comprehend the potential humor of a post when Jigsaw has you tied to a keyboard.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

oh dope posted:

In 15 years they'll film a sequel where he gets his revenge

This sequel to Boyhood KICKS rear end

punishedkissinger
Sep 20, 2017

LanceHunter posted:

Look, punishedkissinger is apparently in some kind of Saw-style trap where they have to make sure that there are never more than 10 posts in this thread in between a pair of their own. There's no time to read or comprehend the potential humor of a post when Jigsaw has you tied to a keyboard.

i think the joke failed independent of my bad posting

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




ChunTheUnavoidable posted:

if alec baldwin orphaned me I would kick his rear end

Why not get money instead? Out of court settlement payday. You've got him over a barrel, because even if he isn't legally responsible if Baldwin refuses the kid he orphaned a reasonable settlement his career is over.

Besides, you're 9, how are you gonna kick a grown man's rear end?

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Facebook Aunt posted:


Besides, you're 9, how are you gonna kick a grown man's rear end?

um, with a little thing called kung-fu? hello????

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


Facebook Aunt posted:

Why not get money instead? Out of court settlement payday. You've got him over a barrel, because even if he isn't legally responsible if Baldwin refuses the kid he orphaned a reasonable settlement his career is over.

Besides, you're 9, how are you gonna kick a grown man's rear end?

Dude, this is how Batmans are made

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
how is battman formed

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

How does CGI work if they need to use something like an AR(assault rifle)-16.

Can rhey add sound of they use a silencer? Genuinely just curious about movie magic.

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?

Poohs Packin posted:

How does CGI work if they need to use something like an AR(assault rifle)-16.

Can rhey add sound of they use a silencer? Genuinely just curious about movie magic.

Assault Rifle 16s are against the Geneva Convention so you can only use them if your actors sign a Gun Waiver that allows them to be potentially killed by the world's most destructive megagun. This includes CGI as if the actors die in post they die in real life. Silencers are silent so you need to add silent movie subtitles that say bang bang when they get fired

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




The secret of Hollywood is that a few actors and crew are killed on every set. It's so common it almost never makes the news. Have you heard the expression "Quiet on set!" and wondered what it meant? A director will yell that when someone has been killed by a gun discharge or stunt gone wrong, allowing a moment of silence to be observed. But then it's right back to "Lights, camera, action!". They don't call Hollywood "The City that Never Sleeps" for nothing.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Quiet on the set.... as a doornail

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Bad Purchase posted:

The secret of Hollywood is that a few actors and crew are killed on every set. It's so common it almost never makes the news. Have you heard the expression "Quiet on set!" and wondered what it meant? A director will yell that when someone has been killed by a gun discharge or stunt gone wrong, allowing a moment of silence to be observed. But then it's right back to "Lights, camera, action!". They don't call Hollywood "The City that Never Sleeps" for nothing.

There are 10,000 stories in the Windy Apple, and this is one of them.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Bad Purchase posted:

T..they don't call Hollywood "The City that Never Sleeps" for nothing.

But they all sleep. With the fishes.


Because everyone in hollywood is a weird fish fucker you see.

Simpsons tried to warn us. :(

ChunTheUnavoidable
Sep 27, 2021

Facebook Aunt posted:

Besides, you're 9, how are you gonna kick a grown man's rear end?

You’ll have to see my movie to find out!

pretty soft girl
Oct 1, 2004

my dead grandfather fights better than you
It just occurred to me that the homemade non-firing replica guns and shoestring budget special effects in Peter Jackson's Bad Taste kinda look more convincing/impactful than modern day special effects but I'm too dumb to understand why

The Real Amethyst
Apr 20, 2018

When no one was looking, Serval took forty Japari buns. She took 40 buns. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.
"Now show me them titties grandma, I'm a big boy now and I have urges to; ALEC BALDWINS AN rear end in a top hat"

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Next you'll tell me to use fake cum in my romantic comedies! *flips table*

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

Next you'll tell me to use fake cum in my romantic comedies! *flips table*

I hate to break it to you, but sometimes, even in porn, the two people on screen aren't even really in love.

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

When they made a Once Upon A Time in Mexico all the shots were cgi and Antonio Banderas kept making gun noises with his mouth accidentally.
He had them do one take that was all his mouth so he could get the timing right and then he was good to go.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




LanceHunter posted:

I hate to break it to you, but sometimes, even in porn, the two people on screen aren't even really in love.

b... but the cum is real right? the cum is real right???

Odddzy
Oct 10, 2007
Once shot a man in Reno.

Bad Purchase posted:

b... but the cum is real right? the cum is real right???

They sometimes use paste for some shots and shoot the scene with rubber dongs that are modified waterguns.

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!
Actually all the cum is real, the whole crew takes turns filling the communal super soaker

punishedkissinger
Sep 20, 2017

AD had been fired for a gun safety incident on 2019 production where a crewmember was injured by a negligent discharge.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/arts-entertainment/2021/10/25/alec-baldwin-rust-search-warrant/


quote:


“Halls was removed from set immediately after the prop gun discharged,” the producer said. “Production did not resume filming until Dave was off-site. An incident report was taken and filed at that time.”

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
I'm an idiot but it definitely seems like the easiest thing would be to have a fake gun that can't fire but still has a moving slide / bolt or whatever so it can result in some real seeming recoil. Then you add bangs and flashes later which is super easy to do

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

punishedkissinger posted:

AD had been fired for a gun safety incident on 2019 production where a crewmember was injured by a negligent discharge.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/arts-entertainment/2021/10/25/alec-baldwin-rust-search-warrant/

drat you've really gotten to the bottom of this one scoob

Thundercracker
Jun 25, 2004

Proudly serving the Ruinous Powers since as a veteran of the long war.
College Slice

punishedkissinger posted:

AD had been fired for a gun safety incident on 2019 production where a crewmember was injured by a negligent discharge.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/arts-entertainment/2021/10/25/alec-baldwin-rust-search-warrant/

Lol. Which famous celebrity is this idiot related to that he keeps getting hired.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Play posted:

I'm an idiot but it definitely seems like the easiest thing would be to have a fake gun that can't fire but still has a moving slide / bolt or whatever so it can result in some real seeming recoil. Then you add bangs and flashes later which is super easy to do
Yeah this is the most logical, every movie gun is a CO2 based air gun that can kick the slide back but no flash/explosion on set. These would be designed to not even take ammunition as it wouldn’t be necessary.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




punishedkissinger posted:

AD had been fired for a gun safety incident on 2019 production where a crewmember was injured by a negligent discharge.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/arts-entertainment/2021/10/25/alec-baldwin-rust-search-warrant/

How do productions hiring "infamously negligent safety guy" keep getting insurance?

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON
at this point i would not be surprised if we found out alec baldwin himself was posting in this thread, just given some of the weird-rear end takes

Facebook Aunt posted:

How do productions hiring "infamously negligent safety guy" keep getting insurance?

because he's infamous to the people who have to work under him, not the people who sell the insurance. To the insurers, a production like this is just another customer that needs to prove they can protest their investment, which just takes a decent production company to do. Making something look good on paper to impress a paper pusher and get the greenlight to keep producing is a big part of what a production company/producer does.

StrangersInTheNight fucked around with this message at 23:57 on Oct 26, 2021

Odddzy
Oct 10, 2007
Once shot a man in Reno.

StrangersInTheNight posted:

at this point i would not be surprised if we found out alec baldwin himself was posting in this thread, just given some of the weird-rear end takes

It's possible, I'd imagine he's got a lot of time off right now.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Stick Figure Mafia posted:

When they made a Once Upon A Time in Mexico all the shots were cgi and Antonio Banderas kept making gun noises with his mouth accidentally.
He had them do one take that was all his mouth so he could get the timing right and then he was good to go.

They should release this version

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON
all gunshots moving forward will now be bkoom bkoom sounds made by the actors, i don't make the rules i just have to live by them, sorry guys

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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

StrangersInTheNight posted:

all gunshots moving forward will now be bkoom bkoom sounds made by the actors, i don't make the rules i just have to live by them, sorry guys

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