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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth


Down home cookin-licious!!

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Big City Drinkin
Oct 9, 2007

A very good

Fallen Rib
Sipping an island drink!

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


how much semen did u drink haha

Mimesweeper
Mar 11, 2009

Smellrose
one time at work some people were talking about where to go for lunch, and someone said five guys and someone else said i cant handle five guys, and gently caress they asked that poor dude how many guys he could handle for like a week

Mimesweeper
Mar 11, 2009

Smellrose
i still dont know how many guys he could handle

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Five guys, of average size

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
ASMR FIVE GUYS!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GX1HO5Kg6hI

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Sid Vicious posted:

lol youre having gay sex with five guys

you're not? lol..........

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
Are the guys all named Moe?

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
I do like Five Guys but you wouldn’t know it. There’s one that’s five minutes from my house and I’ve never been there once.

Idk. Maybe when I’m in the mood for junk food I prefer something else. And I’d literally have to drive by the grocery store on the way to Five Guys. So I guess when I’m in the mood for a burger I’d rather just make my own :confused:

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Now hook me up with two apple pies and a small fries

dangerstepp
Apr 8, 2019
I've only eaten there once and that's the last time I'll ever need.

Pan-fried tasteless greasy bag bullshit.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

dangerstepp posted:

I've only eaten there once and that's the last time I'll ever need.

Pan-fried tasteless greasy bag bullshit.

I’m one of the Five Guys and how dare you sir

Desperate Character
Apr 13, 2009
The hot dogs at five guys are seriously underrated; cheaper too than the burgers

Don’t look at the sodium content though ignorance is bliss

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

I'm at Guy Five's its a spaghetti joint

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
damint like 2 hours till lunch and i'm burgin hard

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Chief McHeath posted:

I'm at Guy Five's its a spaghetti joint

Wise Guys Noodles and Pies

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Meme Poker Party posted:

Wise Guys Noodles and Pies

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

I had 5 guys exactly once, it was fine. Culvers is way better.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Peggy Edson posted:

I had 5 guys exactly once, it was fine. Culvers is way better.

*nodding, scribbling in notebook labeled "burger log"*

mmhmm, okay, yes, thank you for your feedback

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





i want this beautiful splatoon burger tshirt

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Peggy Edson posted:

I had 5 guys exactly once, it was fine. Culvers is way better.

but how did your rear end feel after

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
lol it's like that other thread by that other guy, epic

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Sid Vicious posted:

but how did your rear end feel after

sore and smelly

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

5 guys is gross no thanks

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
I love in and out burger but I hate Jesus. Such is the duality of man.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Next time you're their ask them what they did to Dad Gay!

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

Big City Drinkin posted:

Sipping an island drink!

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
I like Better Fresh Burger as far as Cali chains go. It's also a Jesus burger, tho.

aceface
Dec 27, 2017

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

old beast lunatic posted:

I love in and out burger but I hate Jesus. Such is the duality of man.

Where the gently caress do they get off telling me how to live my life via cheeeburger?

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

If the founders split up they'd have to change the name to Two and A Half Guys

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

If the founders split up they'd have to change the name to Two and A Half Guys

I saw that show, it was okay then it wasn't.

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!
if my local 5 guys is the standard more like 1 girl on the register and 1 guy on the grill. they take turns cleaning the tables.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




the thing with 5 guys is that there's no way to replace one of the guys. if one gets injured or quits, you're just down one guy from now on. the store closes when the last guy leaves for good. the franchise license gets recycled and the process begins anew at another strip mall. a really lovely looking bakery opens up where the old 5 guys was a few months later, but you won't know anyone who has ever eaten there.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

last guy standing

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

the concept just breaks down entirely when one guy leaves. four guys? give me a loving break

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Four guys sadness and cries

chainchompz
Jul 15, 2021

bark bark
I'm at the five guys
I'm at the pizza hut
I'm at the five guys combination pizza hut

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
And so I wake in the morning and I head to 5 Guys
And I'm slamming the burgs and I hork those fries
And I scream as they're calling the fuzz,
"What's going on?!"

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Oct 29, 2012

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Is OP still at five guys

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