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Still Fluxing
Feb 14, 2013

A vision. A picture in my head. A picture of this.

Panfilo posted:

You'd think he'd get clothes that actually fit her better.

The doll looks pretty small, so it might be hard to find women's clothing that fits.

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Robobot
Aug 21, 2018
Maybe she likes her clothes baggy? Bet no one thought of that huh?

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006
...you expect a dude who doesn't know how to dress himself worth a poo poo to have the slightest idea how to dress a woman?

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

Bismuth posted:

These pics make me feel better about the sex dolls in my house

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011
Hello everyone, this my sex doll. In case you were wondering, yes I have hosed it. Many times, in fact.

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011
Quote is not edit. I am the A.

Robobot
Aug 21, 2018

monolithburger posted:

Hello everyone, this is :siren::woop:MY SEX DOLL:woop::siren:. In case you were wondering, yes I have hosed it. Many times, in fact.

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Would it be weirder if he hadn’t hosed it?

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Noblesse Obliged posted:

Would it be weirder if he hadn’t hosed it?

Not if they're waiting for marriage.

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Noblesse Obliged posted:

Would it be weirder if he hadn’t hosed it?

Maybe he only lets other people gently caress it

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

monolithburger posted:

Maybe he only lets other people gently caress it

Buddy,

Robobot
Aug 21, 2018
I think she could do better.

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007





































































Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
It's no wonder God doesn't talk to us anymore

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day


dolphinbomb
Apr 2, 2007



Grimey Drawer

Diana needs skin, Hans is so stupid Diana please forgive Hans

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Heath posted:

It's no wonder God doesn't talk to us anymore

We're just trying to do what you do, God!

I NEVER PUT BOOBS THAT BIG ON ANYONE

OKAY SOMETIMES

a sexual elk
May 16, 2007


The gently caress is on the bed? A kid? How long is this mattress?

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.
my money is on sex doll

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Noblesse Obliged posted:

Would it be weirder if he hadn’t hosed it?

The objective answer is yes.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

My Spirit Otter posted:

my money is on sex doll

Do you always leave your money there?

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Noblesse Obliged posted:

Would it be weirder if he hadn’t hosed it?

hosed but never cleaned. The best and purest of both worlds.

Robert J. Omb
Dec 1, 2005
The 'J' stands for 'AAARRGH!'

Flint_Paper posted:

hosed but never cleaned. The best and purest of both worlds.

Sex doll: hosed but never cleaned.

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
Absurd Pox Term
Rad Buxom Strep
     
Retard Ox Bumps
Borax Dumpster
     
Dares Box Trump

woah I have the excact same laundry basket

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

It was them or me

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

Paladinus posted:

Do you always leave your money there?

It feels wrong if you dont pay

Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

by Azathoth
Sex doll, dressed once, never hosed.

Robobot
Aug 21, 2018

Cobalt-60 posted:

Sex doll, dressed once, never hosed.

“Is a sex doll, left unfucked, just a doll?” - Confucius

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

wesleywillis posted:

Not if they're waiting for marriage.
This is my soak doll, Madissyn

Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"


I had a roommate briefly who had exactly one mattress and one dresser and lived off money he made busking. When he was home he'd buy and drink Crazy Stallions and at some point built a pyramid out of the empty cans. Somehow his room was still tidier than this

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Ellie Trashcakes posted:

This is my soak doll, Madissyn

She's never going to move

Stalemate

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

She's never going to move

Stalemate
That's why you call someone in for a jump hump

duh

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Ellie Trashcakes posted:

That's why you call someone in for a jump hump

duh

Look, BYU students are super dumb but you have to figure in getting a guy or girl to hop on your pillow to make sex happen.

Well, actually now that I've written that out, maybe?

And I'm not one to judge.

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
In my circles we call it a "boring threesome"

knuthgrush
Jun 25, 2008

Be brave; clench fists.



i'm the Thermo Tug bag.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
if y'all never been in a real hoard home, something that they don't tell u is it's usually so dusty your sinuses start freaking and your eyes get all itchy the moment you step in one, it's like the air assaults you.

knuthgrush
Jun 25, 2008

Be brave; clench fists.

LifeSunDeath posted:

if y'all never been in a real hoard home, something that they don't tell u is it's usually so dusty your sinuses start freaking and your eyes get all itchy the moment you step in one, it's like the air assaults you.

also cat piss.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

knuthgrush posted:

also cat piss.

oh yeah, always cat piss smell

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SO DEMANDING
Dec 27, 2003


time to break out this classic

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