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Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


She should really stop attacking people. Like just give it up, abruptly and entirely.

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pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

Lobok posted:

She should really stop attacking people. Like just give it up, abruptly and entirely.

I think you've really fowled this up

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

pik_d posted:

I think you've really fowled this up

Yeah, it was a real cock move

Mescal
Jul 23, 2005

Platystemon posted:

They come in different shapes and I don’t know what that guy’s looked like, but it’s a small folding structure you can hang clothes on to dry.



#4 is a clothes horse. The rest are racks

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004




I refuse to google whether this is Onion or not, I’m just gonna accept it’s true.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Cartoon Man posted:



I refuse to google whether this is Onion or not, I’m just gonna accept it’s true.

I mean auto brewery syndrome is a thing so not too that far out there.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Let me guess, diabetes is involved.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Zil posted:

auto brewery syndrome

I've heard of drinking & driving, but making beer while you drive? Hardcore.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Lobok posted:

I've heard of drinking & driving, but making beer while you drive? Hardcore.
No, it's when you can suck ur own bock

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Sounds suspicious. I've never heard of this, and I have a lot of experience with urinating. I pee, eh.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Sounds suspicious. I've never heard of this, and I have a lot of experience with urinating. I pee, eh.
😑

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Cartoon Man posted:



I refuse to google whether this is Onion or not, I’m just gonna accept it’s true.

Drink…your piss?

Ninurta
Sep 19, 2007
What the HELL? That's my cutting board.

Blue Moonlight posted:

Drink…your piss?

Don't bogart your own supply.

--I. P. Freely.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Ellie Trashcakes posted:

No, it's when you can suck ur own bock

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!
Not an exceptionally weird headline, but one of those moments where you get a brief, absurd-sounding window into normal bureaucratic process.

24 Years After Release, GoldenEye N64 Is No Longer Banned In Germany

Tei
Feb 19, 2011



Theres a critic in spain that is like that, he do critic of movies withouth watching them, based on the movie title and poster

(news article in spanish)
https://www.elespanol.com/cultura/cine/20180301/critico-cine-hablaba-peliculas-sin-verlas/286222282_0.html

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
Back when Tumblr was still a thing, there was a trend of doing "[tv show/book/movie] explained by someone who's never seen/read it," where people based their information just on things they'd seen on Tumblr. Occasionally they were funny.

Jackard
Oct 28, 2007

We Have A Bow And We Wish To Use It

pik_d posted:

I think you've really fowled this up
She attempted murder most fowl

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Cleretic posted:

Not an exceptionally weird headline, but one of those moments where you get a brief, absurd-sounding window into normal bureaucratic process.

24 Years After Release, GoldenEye N64 Is No Longer Banned In Germany

They gonna set the WR for speedrunning the russian levels

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005



Student-staff lap dance incident at Kentucky high school followed other provocative events, videos show


:crossarms:

Cartoon Man posted:



I refuse to google whether this is Onion or not, I’m just gonna accept it’s true.
It is. Autobrewery syndrome is unusual but real. I don't have it, but I've eaten dough to make sure it had risen properly and gotten a serious buzz an hour or two later if I had something with a lot of carbs in it. Probably because the vast majority of the baking I do is pastries so they're a lot of sugar to ferment, but it can sneak up on you.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/TimMedin/status/1455370743538192387?s=20

Tex Avery
Feb 13, 2012
Preserved for posterity, because gently caress Twitter and cropping thumbnails.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!
And I thought Texas a&m was weird.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Texas: we didn't get the memo RE: monkeys.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Pole Assassin, incidentally, looks pretty much like you'd expect a stripper who owns an emotional support monkey and uses it in her act to look.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Pole Assassin, incidentally, looks pretty much like you'd expect a stripper who owns an emotional support monkey and uses it in her act to look.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Burlesque :eng101:

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Gearlesque.

Show me your cogs, baby.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Bat named ‘Bird of the Year 2021’ in controversial decision

Eighties ZomCom
Sep 10, 2008




ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/carlquintanilla/status/1455556796597342210

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


So nothing at all was learnt from Clippy and Microsoft Bob, I'm not surprised.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Amorphophallus gigas

Interesting choice. Amorphophallus titanum is larger.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Pole Assassin, incidentally, looks pretty much like you'd expect a stripper who owns an emotional support monkey and uses it in her act to look.

*looks up picture*
Eh, still would

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Milo and POTUS posted:

*looks up picture*
Eh, still would

Cool

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 6 days!
https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1455607560908775426

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

How could they award Bird of the Year to a bug?

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Tex Avery posted:

Preserved for posterity, because gently caress Twitter and cropping thumbnails.



This is the video that Pole Assassin released in an attempt to prove she was not negligent:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMjQWhRa9aQ

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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Milo and POTUS posted:

*looks up picture*
Eh, still would

Don't post like this here.

If you meant to say "this person looks less bonkers and/or shot through with crystal meth than I imagined given the name and context," then just say that. I don't want to see you or anyone else posting the word "would" at a woman unless she's a cartoon and you're in the Cool World thread.

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