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Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Aardvark! posted:

couple days late, whatever

Imagine it catching on fire

# ? Nov 4, 2021 03:20

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# ? May 2, 2024 10:25

Project M.A.M.I.L.: Apr 30, 2007; Older, balder, fatter...

Lord Decimus Barnacle posted:

I had to look them up because they just look like meat to me even after I read their menu I just see fatty bacon

I�ll try them the next time I go up to Yellowstone maybe I�ll remember this post and update you on them

Please do, I'd love to know how they compare to the humble wedge. And yep they looked strange and a bit gross to me until they were identified and it's like a switch flipped in my brain and now I just want to try them.

# ? Nov 4, 2021 04:34

Outrail: Jan 4, 2009; www.sapphicrobotica.com

Empty Sandwich posted:

"Dinner"

Blue cheese dressing, celery and choice of sauces.

# ? Nov 4, 2021 04:49

Deeters: Aug 21, 2007

Outrail posted:

"Dinner"

Blue cheese dressing, celery and choice of sauces.

Does this imply that not ordering the dinner gets you plain, unsauced/unseasoned wings? Does anyone actually order that?

# ? Nov 4, 2021 12:34

Empty Sandwich: Apr 22, 2008; goatse mugs

Deeters posted:

Does this imply that not ordering the dinner gets you plain, unsauced/unseasoned wings?

in strict logical terms yes but in fact no

Deeters posted:

Does anyone actually order that?

almost certainly

# ? Nov 4, 2021 13:53

zedprime: Jun 9, 2007; yospos

Aardvark! posted:

Are they keeping people out or hot dogs in?!

# ? Nov 4, 2021 16:01

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

Lord Decimus Barnacle posted:

I had to look them up because they just look like meat to me even after I read their menu I just see fatty bacon

I�ll try them the next time I go up to Yellowstone maybe I�ll remember this post and update you on them

if you can't wait that long

https://www.tenderfilet.com/p/spiral-cut-steak-fries-006801.html

# ? Nov 4, 2021 16:27

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

30 bucks for 4 pounds of potato...seems excessive.

# ? Nov 4, 2021 16:34

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

LifeSunDeath posted:

30 bucks for 4 pounds of potato...seems excessive.

*presses u up to the wall with a choke hold*

I don't think you'd say that if you had these...Idaho Stunners, pardner. Hmm?

# ? Nov 4, 2021 16:47

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

This place had a pretty distinct remodel.

2015

2020

I'm not a big fan of the style of omelette where all the addins go in with the eggs and it ends up like this. I like a nice big juicy one with the cheese and stuff inside. :q:

# ? Nov 4, 2021 16:51

Lord Decimus Barnacle: Jun 25, 2005; Hell Gem

Aardvark! posted:

if you can't wait that long

https://www.tenderfilet.com/p/spiral-cut-steak-fries-006801.html

I can�t afford that I don�t own an online forums from the early 2000s

# ? Nov 4, 2021 18:33

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Have you done ##Wisconsin Dells yet? That is some serious Americana. It's a tourist town with tons of tourist traps.

I went to a haunted house once during the off season in the fall and it was just one guy running around the back of the place and jumping out and scaring us. It was awful.

Although I think it's the water park capital of the world.

Apparently Wisconsin Dells stradles four different counties!

First I'm just going to throw a bunch of kitsch at you completely at random, to properly emulate the Tourist Trap feel when you drive in to town.

# ? Nov 4, 2021 21:14

Linux Pirate: Apr 21, 2012

Aardvark! posted:

Nothing says lazer tag like a giant gorilla fighting a giant octopus

# ? Nov 4, 2021 21:17

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

ngl some of that poo poo looks rad as hell and I would have been begging to go into all those places as a kid

# ? Nov 4, 2021 21:39

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

It's pretty cool as a high teenager too.

# ? Nov 4, 2021 21:40

gleebster: Dec 16, 2006; Only a howler; Pillbug

Aardvark! posted:

Apparently Wisconsin Dells stradles four different counties!

First I'm just going to throw a bunch of kitsch at you completely at random, to properly emulate the Tourist Trap feel when you drive in to town.

Anything that approaches this peaceful garden will be fired upon.

# ? Nov 4, 2021 21:53

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

and in a cross-thread extravaganza, I bring you: taco pizza

# ? Nov 4, 2021 22:00

MEIN RAVEN: Oct 7, 2008; Gutentag Mein Raven

Aardvark! posted:

JFC that's such a good example of "why did I have kids" dad face

# ? Nov 4, 2021 22:23

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

And people say Wisconsin sucks...

# ? Nov 4, 2021 22:57

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

You just got back from being probed and you already got a new red text.

Nice.

# ? Nov 4, 2021 23:03

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

sporkstand posted:

Idyllwyld, CA did this. Place owns.

So did Sunol, CA:

https://www.roadsideamerica.com/story/19948

There is a bar with a stuffed dog that pees beer when you lift the leg. It's a class act!

# ? Nov 4, 2021 23:04

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Big Beef City posted:

And people say Wisconsin sucks...

I have fond memories of Wisconsin.

And I enjoy cheese, so there's that.

# ? Nov 4, 2021 23:06

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Holy crap, I want to go to this right now!!

***

Not sure why there's a walkway up to that Trojan Horse's dilz, but it must be pretty spectacular. I'd check that out after the blacklight lazer tag place.

***

I would very much like to have my lunch delivered via tiny railroad car. I would have fuckin' LOVED a place like this when I was a kid.

***

I want to own both of these. Especially the Bozo bus.

# ? Nov 4, 2021 23:21

Linux Pirate: Apr 21, 2012

Gutter Phoenix posted:

Not sure why there's a walkway up to that Trojan Horse's dilz, but it must be pretty spectacular. I'd check that out after the blacklight lazer tag place.

Having played a bunch of roller coaster tycoon I bet that's a go-kart track and the Trojan Horse is the hook.

# ? Nov 4, 2021 23:26

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

edit: ^^^ yeah that

Gutter Phoenix posted:

Not sure why there's a walkway up to that Trojan Horse's dilz, but it must be pretty spectacular. I'd check that out after the blacklight lazer tag place.

It's a go-kart track. I've been on it before. Neat course but they aren't fast.

# ? Nov 4, 2021 23:28

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Linux Pirate posted:

Having played a bunch of roller coaster tycoon I bet that's a go-kart track and the Trojan Horse is the hook.

Holy poo poo!!!!

Looks like I need to get my rear end to Wisconsin next summer.

Edit:

https://www.mtolympuspark.com/parks/

# ? Nov 4, 2021 23:30

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

Badass seeing them in their natural habitat like this ... ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

# ? Nov 4, 2021 23:32

Empty Sandwich: Apr 22, 2008; goatse mugs

gleebster posted:

Anything that approaches this peaceful garden will be fired upon.

lol

Aardvark! posted:

and in a cross-thread extravaganza, I bring you: taco pizza

I ran into this in the early 90s in ND and haven't seen it in quite that form since: normal pizza, topped with hamburger.

then when it's out of the oven, they dump on a bunch of iceberg lettuce, some cherry tomatoes, and a bag of crushed Doritos. just a strange experience overall. not bad, as bizarre Midwestern experiments go, but not something I'd pick on purpose.

# ? Nov 4, 2021 23:34

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

Don't forget the ducks

# ? Nov 4, 2021 23:35

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

This looks so dangerous, yet thrilling!!

# ? Nov 4, 2021 23:35

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Theres a super nice gokart park in ocean city

# ? Nov 4, 2021 23:40

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

Empty Sandwich posted:

lol

I ran into this in the early 90s in ND and haven't seen it in quite that form since: normal pizza, topped with hamburger.

then when it's out of the oven, they dump on a bunch of iceberg lettuce, some cherry tomatoes, and a bag of crushed Doritos. just a strange experience overall. not bad, as bizarre Midwestern experiments go, but not something I'd pick on purpose.

No love for BLT pizza?

It's normally a plain cheese pizza, and then once out of the oven finished with cold cream cheese or sour cream and BLT toppings. Yea. Deal w/it.

# ? Nov 4, 2021 23:43

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

# ? Nov 4, 2021 23:45

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

I'm simultaneously the dude in the Brewers shirt in back and the can of PBR on the table as well as the dog just off camera that several people are obviously looking at.

# ? Nov 4, 2021 23:49

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Milo and POTUS posted:

Theres a super nice gokart park in ocean city

According to this website, Ocean City, Maryland has at least 3 different sets of go-kart tracks!!

https://www.gokartguide.com/ocean-city/

# ? Nov 4, 2021 23:56

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Big Beef City posted:

I'm simultaneously the dude in the Brewers shirt in back and the can of PBR on the table as well as the dog just off camera that several people are obviously looking at.

You mean this guy?

# ? Nov 4, 2021 23:59

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Gutter Phoenix posted:

According to this website, Ocean City, Maryland has at least 3 different sets of go-kart tracks!!

https://www.gokartguide.com/ocean-city/

Yeah I meant speedworld. Ocean city nj also has gokarts

# ? Nov 5, 2021 03:05

Outrail: Jan 4, 2009; www.sapphicrobotica.com

Gutter Phoenix posted:

This looks so dangerous, yet thrilling!!

# ? Nov 5, 2021 03:19

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).

Outrail posted:

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Aardvark! posted:

Apparently Wisconsin Dells stradles four different counties!

First I'm just going to throw a bunch of kitsch at you completely at random, to properly emulate the Tourist Trap feel when you drive in to town.

So when�s the GoonMeet at this Mecca of awesomeness?

# ? Nov 5, 2021 04:17

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