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TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King

geekygrrl posted:

I was bizarro toby.

But he sucked, so I dropped that username with his last name.
first divorce proceeding where the "irreconcilable difference" was the refusal to capitalize the first word of every sentence.

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JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
Yo anyone seen ABBOK around

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

geekygrrl posted:

I hadn't logged on since 2011 or something. Then last night I started getting "lol" texts from old forum friends.

That had to be incredibly surreal :stare:

Taco Duck
Feb 18, 2011


Empty quoting being a thing high people enjoy explains why 80% of the posts in CSPAM are emptyquotes

youknowthatoneguy
Mar 27, 2004
Mmm, boooofies!
How long until someone makes a documentary on the site that Amazon buys?

sliami
Apr 28, 2018



sad to think i was LIVING for new beach house while lowtax was dying 💔

Kota
Jul 17, 2002

I paid how much for this?!

Technetium posted:

whos lowtax

No one's. Now.

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King

geekygrrl posted:

I hadn't logged on since 2011 or something. Then last night I started getting "lol" texts from old forum friends.
tell ozma and icequeen i said "sup" tho

geekygrrl
Apr 16, 2002

DoomTrainPhD posted:

That had to be incredibly surreal :stare:

For real. Especially explaining to my husband what the gently caress all this means.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
I want to hear Integral's opinion

El Chupacabras
Oct 12, 2002
Lowtax made me remember both physically and mentally a cousin that offed himself with a shotgun 19 years ago.

I’m not going to claim or pretend neither Lowtax or my cousin were angels, my cousin was fighting with addiction and made a lot of people suffer with his behavior. Fortunately for my family he wasn’t famous, so his death didn’t bring public displays of joy like Lowtax death is.

Bear in mind that he can’t be affected by your comments anymore, the innocent people he hurt with his behavior but still loved him can be if they come across them.

Even after everything he did I still feel sorry for him, there was no future in the world for him; his comedy style is no longer popular and his other skill was recruiting the right people to create SA, and he knew there was no way he could repeat that.

Furb
Apr 17, 2001

NotShadowStar posted:

Hahaha
Haha
Ha

No. This is like a high school reunion. You just wanna see who got fat, pregnant, who went to prison for kiddie porn, who domed themselves.

And then be genuinely happy for those that made it through relatively okay, and admire the ones who really made it.

For real. Seeing all of us old fucks come out of the wood work is wild.

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King

JBP posted:

Yo anyone seen ABBOK around
https://twitter.com/abigbagofkeys
lol what a real one

polyester concept
Mar 29, 2017

Renegret posted:

yet, in the last moments of his life you just know that he was convinced he was the real victim in all of this.

Idk when i feel like offing myself it’s usually due to crippling guilt that is hard to admit. pretty sure lowtax never set out to be a toxic rear end in a top hat. deep down he probably knew he hosed up so bad and continually made poor choices that he saw no chance for recovery

Rip internet man

Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret

Furb posted:

For real. Seeing all of us old fucks come out of the wood work is wild.

Yeah check out that avatar size lmfao

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


Heath posted:

I want to hear Integral's opinion

Someone tell GraeyAlien to come back, as well

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 226 days!

geekygrrl posted:

For real. Especially explaining to my husband what the gently caress all this means.

"...anyhow, the requirements for summoning Yog-Sothoth are pretty stringent. To remain sane, you have to be capable of being part of the One in All, All in One and still yourself. Also you need at least two, preferably more, human sacrifices. Just keep in mind that It is the Key and the Guardian of the Gate..."

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

You can be emptyquoted and hell, it's got that beautiful color.

I've never seen a better chance to bring back Digg

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

geekygrrl posted:

For real. Especially explaining to my husband what the gently caress all this means.

So this forum I used to frequent with my dumb ex husband had an owner that was a gigantic pile of poo poo who sold the forums and then tried paying the bills by deep throating peperoni sticks and killed himself when he was ordered to pay his ex wife and kids owed child support.

I MUST POST NOW. THE FORUMS NEED ME.

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

youknowthatoneguy posted:

How long until someone makes a documentary on the site that Amazon buys?
They'll hire a consultant but it will be some bitter idiot who got banned for doxxing in 2013 and never made a joke in their life. George Clooney will play lowtax and Adrian Brody will play Fragmaster and they'll never mention shmorky. Ozma is cgi'd in and they'll call her Gobsma because they can't get the rights.

Jombo
Feb 20, 2009

NotShadowStar posted:

Hahaha
Haha
Ha

No. This is like a high school reunion. You just wanna see who got fat, pregnant, who went to prison for kiddie porn, who domed themselves.

And then be genuinely happy for those that made it through relatively okay, and admire the ones who really made it.

When I was on this site from 2000~2009 I was a late teens to mid-twenties loser who took too many drugs and worked dead-end help desk jobs. Now I have a PhD, incredible stay at home wife, great kids, an awesome high paying job, beautiful hobby farm, and I don't even drink anymore... all thanks to leaving this wretched site.

stay fresh losers

Shonen Waifu
Jun 29, 2003


Seth Pecksniff posted:

Oh poo poo it's Toby!

I thought it was BizzarroToby

e;fb

nvidiagouge
Sep 30, 2021

by Fluffdaddy

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

They'll hire a consultant but it will be some bitter idiot who got banned for doxxing in 2013 and never made a joke in their life. George Clooney will play lowtax and Adrian Brody will play Fragmaster and they'll never mention shmorky. Ozma is cgi'd in and they'll call her Gobsma because they can't get the rights.

Randy Quaid in a brief Kyoon cameo.

modeski
Apr 21, 2005

Deceive, inveigle, obfuscate.
Speaking of old fuckers coming out of the woodwork, is GBS still a shadow of its former self? I vaguely recall this place got overrun with the sort of pink-haired randos who'd picket a Dave Chapelle gig and drove lots of people away.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Jombo posted:

When I was on this site from 2000~2009 I was a late teens to mid-twenties loser who took too many drugs and worked dead-end help desk jobs. Now I have a PhD, incredible stay at home wife, great kids, an awesome high paying job, beautiful hobby farm, and I don't even drink anymore... all thanks to leaving this wretched site.

stay fresh losers

Funny enough, I’m a 37 year old dork who doesn’t have a degree but still has a great kids, an incredible wife, an awesome high-paying job, and I smoke weed all the time. :justpost: did me good.

juggalo baby coffin
Dec 2, 2007

How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?


now bigpeeler legally has to be unbanned because of the ancient pact

Dexanth
Dec 4, 2003

The last thing an ice cream cone ever sees

CaptainSarcastic posted:

You can emptyquote in GBS.

mind blown

nvidiagouge
Sep 30, 2021

by Fluffdaddy

modeski posted:

Speaking of old fuckers coming out of the woodwork, is GBS still a shadow of its former self? I vaguely recall this place got overrun with the sort pink-haired randos who'd picket a Dave Chapelle gig and drove lots of people away.

The chemo seems to be working but it's not out of the woods yet.

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




modeski posted:

Speaking of old fuckers coming out of the woodwork, is GBS still a shadow of its former self? I vaguely recall this place got overrun with the sort of pink-haired randos who'd picket a Dave Chapelle gig and drove lots of people away.

some of you should stay gone tbh

modeski
Apr 21, 2005

Deceive, inveigle, obfuscate.

There's a name I haven't heard for a very long time.

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice

modeski posted:

Speaking of old fuckers coming out of the woodwork, is GBS still a shadow of its former self? I vaguely recall this place got overrun with the sort of pink-haired randos who'd picket a Dave Chapelle gig and drove lots of people away.

I was wrong. you should go back to 4chan after all. and never post here again, preferably

Futa Snake
Nov 12, 2021

legal mistress

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

modeski posted:

Speaking of old fuckers coming out of the woodwork, is GBS still a shadow of its former self? I vaguely recall this place got overrun with the sort of pink-haired randos who'd picket a Dave Chapelle gig and drove lots of people away.

Everyone has pink hair now

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON

CLAM DOWN posted:

some of you should stay gone tbh

Waffle!
Aug 6, 2004

I Feel Pretty!


Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
I skipped the last hundred pages, did Fishmech come back?

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Technetium posted:

whos lowtax

ligma balls

Jombo posted:

When I was on this site from 2000~2009 I was a late teens to mid-twenties loser who took too many drugs and worked dead-end help desk jobs. Now I have a PhD, incredible stay at home wife, great kids, an awesome high paying job, beautiful hobby farm, and I don't even drink anymore... all thanks to leaving this wretched site.

stay fresh losers

same op

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

DoomTrainPhD posted:

Funny enough, I’m a 37 year old dork who doesn’t have a degree but still has a great kids, an incredible wife, an awesome high-paying job, and I smoke weed all the time. :justpost: did me good.

Same

XYZAB
Jun 29, 2003

HNNNNNGG!!
where’s the peanut guy i’m hungry

edit: unban pigfeeler bigpeeler

XYZAB fucked around with this message at 05:46 on Nov 12, 2021

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Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
So many old faces, interesting.

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