itt a tribute to our late founder, farewell, deer richard

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fuctifino: Jun 11, 2001

AshliLies posted:

e: snipe

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pliable: Sep 26, 2003; this is what u get for "180 x 180 avatars"

this is what u fucking get u bithc; Fun Shoe

Critical posted:

no one gives a gently caress go away

Honestly I do and I want to keep hearing whatever truths come out

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Pleads: Jun 9, 2005; pew pew pew

This is the funniest Lowtax content in a decade+

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Who What Now: Sep 10, 2006; by Azathoth

AshliLies posted:

LadyAmbien left me some love in my message box that I felt I'd share.

She is not a victim. She was the first to be arrested under domestic violence charges by ICE, and jailed. Rich did everything to get her out. Then she pulled the Rich is the abuser so she could stay in the DV shelter.

This insecure bimbo thought a twitter pornstar was having an affair with Rich, without any sexting logs or the fact I lack any dick pics.

I literally send anyone my nudes, she could have them too if she just asked nicely.

Rich bought me two coop games, Iron Rain and Warhammer Inquisitor. Problem happened with PSN due to country restrictions so Lowtax had to spend a bit more. Ashli got butthurt over this.

Her insecurity is half the reason Rich is dead right now. The other half is Logan Day.

The only reason she has logs of any of this, is because she literally used it in their divorce case against Rich, which he had told me about plenty.

Go outside, do something good with your life instead of spending your time and money defending and lionizing a serial abuser.

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akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

posting in a thread with a legit crazy person in it

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AshliLies: Nov 12, 2021; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

pliable posted:

Honestly I do and I want to keep hearing whatever truths come out

don't worry fam, i'm here for a good time, not a long time

Who What Now posted:

Go outside, do something good with your life instead of spending your time and money defending and lionizing a serial abuser.

or i'll vindicate my friend against liars who ruined his legacy the best I can to any of those rational enough to listen

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mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TQDQV9ChJ40

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WoodrowSkillson: Feb 24, 2005; *Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

AshliLies posted:

don't worry fam, i'm here for a good time, not a long time

inshallah

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HonorableTB: Dec 22, 2006

can I have sum attention 2, boyz??

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Zesty: Jan 17, 2012; The Great Twist

You know, instead of blowing money making unhinged posts about a dead guy�s ex-wife, you could just give that money to the kids of the dead guy whose honor you�re supposedly defending.

He doesn�t need it. He�s dead.

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akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

HonorableTB posted:

can I have sum attention 2, boyz??

you need to give yourself some attention with a razor first

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oh dope: Nov 2, 2006; No guilt, it feeds in plain sight

This is incredible stuff.

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g0lbez: Dec 25, 2004; and then you'll beg

HonorableTB posted:

i would too because in a monogamous relationship this can be considered "having" an "affair" so youre p much just validating all the stories yourself at this point

honestly if you're "internet famous" it is inevitable you're going to get all sorts of messages and pics of varying nsfwness from all sorts of people, it doesn't automatically mean you're having an affair.

if i got those sort of pics from someone i wasnt interested in i'm way too socially anxious to be like "STOP NOW THAT IS WRONG!" because it would keep me up at night thinking about how bad and gross i probably the made the sender of those pics feel

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Vitamin Me: Mar 30, 2007

I want to hear more about the fish..

Has a tiny fish-shaped coffin been constructed yet? It should be decorated Spongebob style

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AshliLies: Nov 12, 2021; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Zesty posted:

You know, instead of blowing money making unhinged posts about a dead guy�s ex-wife, you could just give that money to the kids of the dead guy whose honor you�re supposedly defending.

He doesn�t need it. He�s dead.

rich literally killed himself because his kids were being turned against him

i'd donate all the money from my NFT to them if I knew Ashli and Megan couldn't touch it.

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Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Smythe posted:

it owns that theres an insane freak going nuts in the memorial thread lmfao. hell yea!!

Wouldn't be a midwestern white trash funeral without it.

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Batterypowered7: Aug 8, 2009; The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

HonorableTB posted:

can I have sum attention 2, boyz??

"Guy Gamer here. Don't hit on me, silly girls!"

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HonorableTB: Dec 22, 2006

akadajet posted:

you need to give yourself some attention with a razor first

sir look where we are posting

neckbeards are mandatory

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kirbysuperstar: Nov 11, 2012; Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

AshliLies posted:

rich literally killed himself because his kids were being turned against him

i'd donate all the money from my NFT to them if I knew Ashli and Megan couldn't touch it.

Go the gently caress away you sociopath

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Shame Boy: Mar 2, 2010

Smythe posted:

rowdy trout is from 2015 dumbass

Jesus really :psyduck:

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WoodrowSkillson: Feb 24, 2005; *Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

AshliLies posted:

rich literally killed himself because his kids were being turned against him

i'd donate all the money from my NFT to them if I knew Ashli and Megan couldn't touch it.

he killed himself because you were the best friend he could find

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akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

HonorableTB posted:

sir look where we are posting

neckbeards are mandatory

go back to slashdot

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The Chad Jihad: Feb 24, 2007

This picture of my mouth full of jizz will surely convince the rational-minded

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Jose Oquendo: Jun 20, 2004; Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

AshliLies posted:

rich literally killed himself because his kids were being turned against him

i'd donate all the money from my NFT to them if I knew Ashli and Megan couldn't touch it.

You've literally been brainwashed by Lowtax. You sound just like Logan before he started abusing her.

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Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

AshliLies posted:

rich literally killed himself because his kids were being turned against him

i'd donate all the money from my NFT to them if I knew Ashli and Megan couldn't touch it.

Sorry you'll never be able to ride the Rich Dick to O-Town but we should probably alert the funeral home to not let you spend any unsupervised time with the body

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FUCK SNEEP: Apr 21, 2007

AshliLies posted:

TELL THAT TO ASHLI WHO BROKE IT OFF WITH RICH OVER THIS LOL

actually i think the physical and emotional abuse was probably a bigger factor

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Critical: Aug 23, 2007

WoodrowSkillson posted:

he killed himself because you were the best friend he could find

jiminy crickets

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oh dope: Nov 2, 2006; No guilt, it feeds in plain sight

AshliLies posted:

rich literally killed himself

Whoa huge if true

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Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

WoodrowSkillson posted:

he killed himself because you were the best friend he could find

Your poison friendship is making the afterlife too crowded.

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fuctifino: Jun 11, 2001

AshliLies posted:

How does it feel knowing that you were being groomed to be his next victim?

Do you feel as though you may have had a lucky escape?

How internet famous are you really if you are trying to hijack his death for attention and to market some lovely NFT?

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