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Col. Mustard: Nov 26, 2000; Initech Administrator

gg, Rich

-Curt Cobain

# ? Nov 13, 2021 00:08

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 07:37

FUCK SNEEP: Apr 21, 2007

Parahexavoctal posted:

apparently it's a Ukrainian name.

"Киянка"

also transliterated "Kyyanka" and "Kyjanka".

https://www.city-facts.com/kyanka-yemilchyn-district-ukraine

goonmeet at the lowtax family namesake

# ? Nov 13, 2021 00:08

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Ok everyone send a jizz pic to your friends partner and post what happens next.

# ? Nov 13, 2021 00:08

SpartanIvy: May 18, 2007; Hair Elf

Ries posted:

Wish this emote was higher definition so I could see if there's jizz in the mouth

# ? Nov 13, 2021 00:09

davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

Jesus gently caress this went off the rails.

# ? Nov 13, 2021 00:09

MEIN RAVEN: Oct 7, 2008; Gutentag Mein Raven

numberoneposter posted:

Ok everyone send a jizz pic to your friends partner and post what happens next.

Jizz pics for jezzus?

# ? Nov 13, 2021 00:09

SpartanIvy: May 18, 2007; Hair Elf

numberoneposter posted:

Ok everyone send a jizz pic to your friends partner and post what happens next.

It's okay because I also sent it to everyone else. Like how sleeping with a prostitute isn't cheating because she sleeps with lots of other people too, not just me.

# ? Nov 13, 2021 00:10

g0lbez: Dec 25, 2004; and then you'll beg

numberoneposter posted:

Ok everyone send a jizz pic to your friends partner and post what happens next.

i mean i also don't have an onlyfans and get naked on cam for a living

# ? Nov 13, 2021 00:10

Murdstone: Jun 14, 2005; I'm feeling Jimmy

davecrazy posted:

Jesus gently caress this went off the rails.

I know that frozen goldfish is hosed up.

# ? Nov 13, 2021 00:10

pliable: Sep 26, 2003; this is what u get for "180 x 180 avatars"

this is what u fucking get u bithc; Fun Shoe

Hey remember when megathreads had to be closed at like 100 pages otherwise it would corrupt the database or some hilarious bullshit like that?

# ? Nov 13, 2021 00:11

CLAM DOWN: Feb 13, 2007

lmao this loving thread

# ? Nov 13, 2021 00:11

HonorableTB: Dec 22, 2006

look if you wanna post nudes that's fine but we have standards, please look to wayne gretzky for inspiration

# ? Nov 13, 2021 00:11

FUCK SNEEP: Apr 21, 2007

i can't believe that goldfish had a mouth full of jizz

# ? Nov 13, 2021 00:12

pliable: Sep 26, 2003; this is what u get for "180 x 180 avatars"

this is what u fucking get u bithc; Fun Shoe

CLAM DOWN posted:

lmao this loving thread

it's a perpetual :psyduck:

and just incredible in every way, shape, and form

# ? Nov 13, 2021 00:12

Jose Oquendo: Jun 20, 2004; Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

CLAM DOWN posted:

lmao this loving thread

Quite appropriately this is vintage SA. Honestly it doesn't deserve to be goldmined. It should be stickied to the top of GBS forever.

# ? Nov 13, 2021 00:12

MarioOnTheComputer: Feb 5, 2002

HonorableTB posted:

look if you wanna post nudes that's fine but we have standards, please look to wayne gretzky for inspiration

You miss 100% of the nudes you don't take.

# ? Nov 13, 2021 00:12

Zesty: Jan 17, 2012; The Great Twist

AshliLies posted:

rich literally killed himself because his kids were being turned against him

i'd donate all the money from my NFT to them if I knew Ashli and Megan couldn't touch it.

Just totally unhinged.

Hey, don't spend 10 bucks here again. Send it to Ashli or Megan. That money does go to providing a better life for the kids.

# ? Nov 13, 2021 00:13

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

CLAM DOWN posted:

lmao this loving thread

it's beautiful

# ? Nov 13, 2021 00:13

Bedlam: Feb 15, 2008; Angry thoughts

Alright everyone, she's been banned/probated/vanished so someone else is going to have to step up to the plate and spice things up again.

# ? Nov 13, 2021 00:13

CaptainFish: Mar 31, 2011; It's Psy-Crow my mortal Enemy! I swear my soily vengeance upon him and his fowl ilk!

RIP Lowtax

It really sucks that his kids will suffer more as I'm sure they have through this entire debacle, gonna donate as soon as I'm able.

# ? Nov 13, 2021 00:13

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

MarioOnTheComputer posted:

You miss 100% of the nudes you don't take.

You also miss 100% of the shots you don't take and that's why we're all here in this thread

# ? Nov 13, 2021 00:13

Squiggle: Sep 29, 2002; I don't think she likes the special sauce, Rick.

Bedlam posted:

Alright everyone, she's been banned/probated/vanished so someone else is going to have to step up to the plate and spice things up again.

Get that fuckin fish back in here

# ? Nov 13, 2021 00:14

HonorableTB: Dec 22, 2006

So let's circle back to screamy, MOOLA BURY THE FISH WITH HONOR

# ? Nov 13, 2021 00:14

MEIN RAVEN: Oct 7, 2008; Gutentag Mein Raven

numberoneposter posted:

Ok everyone send a jizz pic to your friends partner and post what happens next.

Welp, now I"m pregnant

# ? Nov 13, 2021 00:14

Batterypowered7: Aug 8, 2009; The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Bedlam posted:

Alright everyone, she's been banned/probated/vanished so someone else is going to have to step up to the plate and spice things up again.

Quick. Someone mix some jizz with your keyboard crumbs and stream yourself eating it at 1080p on Twitch.

# ? Nov 13, 2021 00:15

Slip: Jan 20, 2001

lol

# ? Nov 13, 2021 00:15

Amp: Sep 10, 2010

HonorableTB posted:

So let's circle back to screamy, MOOLA BURY THE FISH WITH HONOR

tiny little frozen fish bathtub viking funeral

# ? Nov 13, 2021 00:15

TacticianMagician: Aug 19, 2009; I claimed this title entirely by lurking around and not having a life. Woo!

wow, rip

# ? Nov 13, 2021 00:15

JosefStalinator: Oct 9, 2007; Come Tbilisi if you want to live.; Grimey Drawer

I'm so glad I got to come here and see a picture of a lady with lowtax's cum in her mouth before it gets deleted

# ? Nov 13, 2021 00:15

pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

Jose Oquendo posted:

Quite appropriately this is vintage SA. Honestly it doesn't deserve to be goldmined. It should be stickied to the top of GBS forever.

It's like a charity telethon, performances and all

# ? Nov 13, 2021 00:15

Enver Zogha: Nov 12, 2008; The modern revisionists and reactionaries call us Stalinists, thinking that they insult us and, in fact, that is what they have in mind. But, on the contrary, they glorify us with this epithet; it is an honor for us to be Stalinists.

Parahexavoctal posted:

apparently it's a Ukrainian name.

"Киянка"

also transliterated "Kyyanka" and "Kyjanka".

https://www.city-facts.com/kyanka-yemilchyn-district-ukraine

A few weeks ago my brain (strange entity that it is) was curious to know what "Kyanka" is. I even figured that maybe I'll get incredibly bored one day and ask him on his streams, since I heard he only has like 30 people watching them anyway.

Now he's dead. :colbert:

# ? Nov 13, 2021 00:15

Twigand Berries: Sep 7, 2008

Bedlam posted:

Alright everyone, she's been banned/probated/vanished so someone else is going to have to step up to the plate and spice things up again.

i'm pouring over my texts and chatlogs and it's just all memes

# ? Nov 13, 2021 00:15

HonorableTB: Dec 22, 2006

Batterypowered7 posted:

Quick. Someone mix some jizz with your keyboard crumbs and stream yourself eating it at 1080p on Twitch.

This is known as pulling a dick yanka

# ? Nov 13, 2021 00:15

Meowywitch: Jan 14, 2010

JosefStalinator posted:

I'm so glad I got to come here and see a picture of a lady with lowtax's cum in her mouth before it gets deleted

i'll regret it for all of my days, personally

# ? Nov 13, 2021 00:15

sebmojo: Oct 23, 2010; Legit Cyberpunk

Bedlam posted:

Alright everyone, she's been banned/probated/vanished so someone else is going to have to step up to the plate and spice things up again.

i was poking round LF for something unrelated and found this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwFS-F2lm-0

# ? Nov 13, 2021 00:15

kdrudy: Sep 19, 2009

I wonder how many more mentally unhealthy people are going to come out of the woodwork to tell us how Rich was just misunderstood.

# ? Nov 13, 2021 00:15

cum: Sep 18, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Novo posted:

the thing about personality disorders is that unless you realize you have one and work hard to grow out of it (probably with a therapist), you probably won't get better on your own

you can't be committed for being a narcissist, or for having bpd, for example

and people with personality disorders can often be really good at attracting followers, many of whom will also have personality disorders of their own. some of them may seem like the only people who "get" you (because your egos groom each other basically)

the longer you go without questioning those aspects of yourself which seem to cause difficulty in all aspects of your life, social, professional, romantic, etc, the more you confuse the person you've become with your self. most people with these disorders don't spontaneously get better on their own

i'm not saying lowtax had a personality disorder, i'm just saying a lot of the things he did (or didn't) do over the years, the people he ended up associated with, and his inability to see people and the world as the complex place it is (instead of just a bunch of things that are absolutely good or bad) makes a lot more sense to me through that lens

honestly he ticks many boxes for BPD

# ? Nov 13, 2021 00:16