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mystes posted:What the gently caress is a "fake nft"? right clicking nfts and clicking save as
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Boxturret posted:they've evolved from buying a link to an image to buying a promise of a future image NFT futures i will gladly pay you tuesday for an NFT today
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Lesson learned. Onwards, with that out of the way,
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Alan Smithee posted:NFT futures
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Nov 15, 2021 20:25
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Boxturret posted:they've evolved from buying a link to an image to buying a promise of a future image
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Nov 15, 2021 20:41
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EorayMel posted:right clicking nfts and clicking save as what's to keep someone from saving one of these images and reposting as a new nft? asking for a
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Nov 15, 2021 20:42
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Agile Vector posted:what's to keep someone from saving one of these images and reposting as a new nft? asking for a nothing you have to pay someone some real money for minting an nft though, so it's not free proobably you have to modify the file a little bit if they check hash similarity or something
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Nov 15, 2021 20:44
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whoever called it “speed running 3000 years of financial crimes” way back was dead on
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Agile Vector posted:what's to keep someone from saving one of these images and reposting as a new nft? asking for a nothing (except the cost of minting one, as mentioned). thing is, nobody actually cares about the image, they care about the token. because fundamentally it's just another loving coin with dressing on top.
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drat that minting thing is there any part of this that isn't some form of grift dressing on a 'coin'? (the answer is no) i typed cloin but clown coins already exist (all of them)
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there are fancy new systems where you can set it up so your "customers" pay the minting fees to create tokens on demand so you don't have to pay the upfront costs for 10,000 identical monkeys you still need to pay  fees for at least the one smart contract thoughit's also hilarious when one of those systems fails to catch on because if you don't get people to mint all 10k fast enough during the release hype it basically crashes the market instantly. the smart-contract's minting fee puts a ceiling on the price so until all the initial "limited supply buy now!!" sells out nobody can resell their 'investment' for more than they paid for it RPATDO_LAMD fucked around with this message at 21:27 on Nov 15, 2021 |
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Nov 15, 2021 21:21
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Agile Vector posted:what's to keep someone from saving one of these images and reposting as a new nft? asking for a rube goldbug: simply follow these 12 easy steps to sell crypto
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Agile Vector posted:what's to keep someone from saving one of these images and reposting as a new nft? asking for a you're thinking too small, what you have to do is say that you will hire someone to save and duplicate all the monkeys and start preselling them
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*sigh* once again you ignorant right clicker i'm not selling the nft im selling an nft of the nft
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Alan Smithee posted:*sigh* that's a synthetic nft, god people like you have no understanding of the fundamentals 
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Nov 15, 2021 21:46
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how long until you can bet on nft rug pulls using a default swap?
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Nov 15, 2021 21:51
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im preselling tokens that will allow me to hire someone to make an nft of an nft of an nft
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I had a terrible idea this weekend of using nfts for specific events to run gambling but I don't want to explain further in case I cause it to manifest
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qirex posted:I had a terrible idea this weekend of using nfts for specific events to run gambling but I don't want to explain further in case I cause it to manifest making an nft of this vague idea
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qirex posted:I had a terrible idea this weekend of using nfts for specific events to run gambling but I don't want to explain further in case I cause it to manifest you say this as though crypto projects elaborate on their promises any more than this before asking for money
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Penisface posted:nothing like say you're planning on going on a vacation and you think maybe you want to take a cruise. but you've heard that cruise ships are floating infectious disease wards, so you contact the cruise line to ask what steps they're taking to prevent the spread of disease on this ship. and they say that they issue a parachute to everybody who takes one of their cruises. and when you point out that you were asking about disease and parachutes don't have anything to do with disease and also parachutes don't provide any safety on ships, they tell you not to worry, their parachutes are perfectly secure--when you board the ship, the captain takes a magic marker and writes what colour shirt you're wearing, so nobody else can possibly use your parachute. and then when you point out that in addition to not answering your specific concerns or solving any real-world problems in general, that's a fundamentally broken way to do what they're doing. at which point the guy from the cruise line tells you that you clearly don't understand the growing nautical movement and the fact that you can't see what a great idea this all is is just evidence of your non-nautical mindset
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while you're discussing this, the ship sinks. the guy from the cruise line tells you they're negotiating with the ocean
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qirex posted:I had a terrible idea this weekend of using nfts for specific events to run gambling but I don't want to explain further in case I cause it to manifest
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Nov 15, 2021 23:33
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I shall never name the demon lest it appear before me and demand my soul
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SubG posted:while you're discussing this, the ship sinks. the guy from the cruise line tells you they're negotiating with the ocean several public pleas are issued begging the ocean to allow the ship back to the surface again, in exchange for keeping a few lifeboats as payment since we all learned a valuable lesson
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qirex posted:I shall never name the demon lest it appear before me and demand my soul
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Post Malone and The Weeknd - One Right Now (Official Video) just dropped an hour ago. Check out this product placement yo! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc0tLGWIqxA
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Lampsacus posted:Post Malone and The Weeknd - One Right Now (Official Video) just dropped an hour ago. Check out this product placement yo!
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qirex posted:how long until you can bet on nft rug pulls using a default swap? Don’t give the sportsbookies any new ideas. I’m just tired of the commercials as of a year ago.
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SubG posted:i think this is my "favourite" part of the whole nft grift: it's not just stupid in general (it is) and it's not just that it doesn't solve a real-world problem (it doesn't), it's that even within the asinine bounds of its own design it's just abjectly a dumb design this is a good metaphor, unfortunately it's not pithy enough to fit in a tweet
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qirex posted:how long until you can bet on nft rug pulls using a default swap?
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https://twitter.com/IAmGryphoneer/status/1460103849323204612
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Shumagorath posted:three days before the end of the economy if i remember how settlement works Is “settlement” the synonym for “rug pull?”
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holy loving christ
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Oh man when NFTs are bad enough to enrage these people and furries you know it's got to be good
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when people who literally gently caress dogs don't want you besmirching their name by association, you've got an image problem
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