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buglord for gbs mod
	Yes!
	No, because I am scared of a better GBS.

Hector Delgado: Sep 23, 2007; Time for shore leave!!

You lost me at nuking the cursed thread.

# ? Nov 30, 2021 06:17

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# ? Apr 30, 2024 14:46

Dumb Sex-Parrot: Dec 25, 2020

Make this man the president or whatever, I sort of skimmed everything.

# ? Nov 30, 2021 06:20

The General: Mar 4, 2007

gently caress you, I need the cursed thread.

# ? Nov 30, 2021 06:23

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

Mr. Pardiggle posted:

-ban tugging or mention of tugging

MODS!!!!!

# ? Nov 30, 2021 07:21

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

What's your stance on anime

# ? Nov 30, 2021 13:06

Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Anyone who wants the job shouldn't have it.
Also anyone who doesn't.

# ? Nov 30, 2021 13:10

Armitag3: Mar 15, 2020; Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.

no goku option, this is not grassroots gbs

# ? Nov 30, 2021 13:10

super sweet best pal: Nov 18, 2009

Mr. Pardiggle posted:

-ban tugging or mention of tugging

You lost me with that one.

# ? Nov 30, 2021 13:15

Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Bring back WDMA or GTFO

# ? Nov 30, 2021 13:20

hell astro course: Dec 10, 2009; pizza sucks

you're hired, OP. Here's your posting shovel. There's some threads out there in dire need of good posting and you just volunteered to save them.

# ? Nov 30, 2021 13:27

super sweet best pal: Nov 18, 2009

If I were a mod I'd bring back the DeviantArt thread but make horny posting bannable.

# ? Nov 30, 2021 13:45

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

I'm strongly against the op being made mod.

I don't like whatever it is they did it said I'm sure of it

# ? Nov 30, 2021 13:52

Fucking Moron: Jan 9, 2009

Mr. Pardiggle posted:

Greetings all, posters and lurkers alike. My name is buglord and I invite you to take a seat and imagine with me a future where I rule over GBS. In this new GBS, I will improve the average posting quality twofold and reduce the need for draconian probations by half. With my innovative and forward looking policies, we can once again become the crown jewel of the forums, and eventually bring the state of the website back to the glory days of old.

Just a few of my policies which are part of my platform for Posting Towards the Future.

- Nuke the China and Cursed images Megathreads
- Return of mod challenges
- Rehabilitate those posters who were punished for covertly posting Doobies Doghouse threads when the repressive manlove regime forbade talk of such matters
-posting workshops hosted each friday
-lurker outreach programs to bring our best and brightest who have yet to share their wealth of comedy and knowledge with the rest of us.
-ban tugging or mention of tugging
- Genesplicer Pension fund for those of us above the ages of 55.

You know in your heart that im the mod that GBS needs. A vote for me is a vote for the future.

Im in for the retirement fund. Im getting old as gently caress.

# ? Nov 30, 2021 14:03

Jestery: Aug 2, 2016; Not a Dickman, just a shape

# ? Nov 30, 2021 14:28

jazzyhattrick: Jul 1, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Have you ever covered for a Star Trek paedophile OP? If the answer is no, I doubt the other mods will allow you to join them.

# ? Nov 30, 2021 14:30

Shifty gimbal: Dec 28, 2008; Hey you... I got something to tell ya; Biscuit Hider

Mr. Pardiggle posted:

I hope you understand my ways.

Your ways sound like poo poo, OP. Next time bring good ideas

# ? Nov 30, 2021 14:36

Hedrigall: Mar 27, 2008; by vyelkin

Mr. Pardiggle posted:

2) I am not, nor have I ever been, a member of furaffinity,

You have lost my vote

# ? Nov 30, 2021 14:39

Yaldabaoth: Oct 9, 2012; by Azathoth

OP is not Nooner, so no.

And after reading what you would actually do, make that double No and go stick your head in an outhouse.

# ? Nov 30, 2021 14:42

Panic! At The Tesco: Aug 19, 2005; FART

these are the only kind of mods I wanna see in my gbs

# ? Nov 30, 2021 14:52

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

can't be worse than the current lot. i say let them mod.

# ? Nov 30, 2021 15:11

Sekenr: Dec 12, 2013

Mr. Pardiggle posted:

Greetings all, posters and lurkers alike. My name is buglord and I invite you to take a seat and imagine with me a future where I rule over GBS. In this new GBS, I will improve the average posting quality twofold and reduce the need for draconian probations by half. With my innovative and forward looking policies, we can once again become the crown jewel of the forums, and eventually bring the state of the website back to the glory days of old.

Just a few of my policies which are part of my platform for Posting Towards the Future.

- Nuke the China and Cursed images Megathreads
- Return of mod challenges
- Rehabilitate those posters who were punished for covertly posting Doobies Doghouse threads when the repressive manlove regime forbade talk of such matters
-posting workshops hosted each friday
-lurker outreach programs to bring our best and brightest who have yet to share their wealth of comedy and knowledge with the rest of us.
-ban tugging or mention of tugging
- Genesplicer Pension fund for those of us above the ages of 55.

You know in your heart that im the mod that GBS needs. A vote for me is a vote for the future.

Why would I want any of this to happen

# ? Nov 30, 2021 17:06

buglord: Jul 31, 2010; Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!; Buglord

super sweet best pal posted:

You lost me with that one.

we must post towards the future my friend, if you want a nation of tuggers I invite you to reddit.

Hedrigall posted:

You have lost my vote

hedri, our shared past has been long and rocky, but when im mod we can get you a mod sanctioned lion appreciation thread, right here in gbs. give it a think.

Jestery posted:

and this sucker, right here, will be the first target of posting reform.

anime is a complicated subject and is wholly dependent on the type of anime and to forbid or allow it at this time is kind of anyways, what can I do to get your vote? I'm sure you have plenty of wishes

# ? Nov 30, 2021 19:07

Raere: Dec 13, 2007

how about we make you an IK, only without the K

# ? Nov 30, 2021 19:11

buglord: Jul 31, 2010; Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!; Buglord

Raere posted:

how about we make you an IK, only without the K

you're a good poster raere, one of the best who should definitely make a judge judy thread already for heavens sake. but these kinds of comments are dangerous for your posting career, know what i mean? i'll let this slide as a personal favor to you. when im mod in a few weeks, I might not be able to be as generous.

# ? Nov 30, 2021 19:16

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

give me mod powers

be prepared to be pleasantly surprised

# ? Nov 30, 2021 19:46

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

I don�t think so OP

# ? Nov 30, 2021 20:48

Spinz: Jan 7, 2020; I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

I support Nooner as mod or IK as well
Let's shake things up a bit

# ? Nov 30, 2021 21:10

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Elect me and I will ban you all

# ? Nov 30, 2021 21:30

Tarkus: Aug 27, 2000

I'll help get you elected OP if you vow to make it so that the report button bans people who use it more than once a month.

# ? Nov 30, 2021 21:35

Dumb Sex-Parrot: Dec 25, 2020

Is that guy mod yet? Why not?! :mad:

# ? Nov 30, 2021 21:49

Meme Poker Party: Sep 1, 2006; by Azathoth

Tarkus posted:

I'll help get you elected OP if you vow to make it so that the report button bans people who use it more than once a month.

Now this is the kind of posting reform we need!

# ? Nov 30, 2021 21:51

mom and dad fight a lot: Sep 21, 2006; If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Asking for modship has historically gone very well for the requestor.

# ? Nov 30, 2021 21:54

aceface: Dec 27, 2017; Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Mr. Pardiggle posted:

In this new GBS, I will improve the average posting quality twofold and reduce the need for draconian probations by half.

Twofold? Frankly that's not very many fold.

I'd like to see the need for draconian probations halved, that would be great, but I'd also like to see the implementation of draconian probations doubled or even tripled.

You have my ear OP but I don't know if I'm entirely sold yet...

# ? Nov 30, 2021 22:47

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

Surely you can offer Nooner a position in your cabinet op?

# ? Nov 30, 2021 22:53

buglord: Jul 31, 2010; Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!; Buglord

Chinatown posted:

give me mod powers

be prepared to be pleasantly surprised

I like the cut of your jib, when you come back I want to see your policy platform for the forums. You and I can take revenge on the venerable genesplicer, disliker of poop or mom jokes.

Smugworth posted:

Surely you can offer Nooner a position in your cabinet op?

Nooner is a fellow poster in arms who has only threadshat in my threads only a couple of times, he can get a posting chateau and av cert if I win.

# ? Nov 30, 2021 22:55

Meme Poker Party: Sep 1, 2006; by Azathoth

Enough about draconian probations. How about draconian waifus? That's what I want to hear about, OP.

# ? Nov 30, 2021 22:56

buglord: Jul 31, 2010; Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!; Buglord

Meme Poker Party posted:

Enough about draconian probations. How about draconian waifus? That's what I want to hear about, OP.

Patience, Snaketits. Bigger things are happening this very moment. There's at least 12 counterrevolutionaries in our thread, trying to steal our vision of a prosperous SA. As my newly assigned ideological enforcement chief, I need you to give me the names of the 12 posters who voted against me being the rightful ruler of GBS.

# ? Nov 30, 2021 23:07

Chunderstorm: May 9, 2010; legs crossed like a buddhist
smokin' buddha
angry tuna

i mostly lurk but i like voting. i voted yes to thank you for the poll

# ? Nov 30, 2021 23:13

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

Op what would you say to your constituents who believe you won't be tough on Wizard Master posts? She's currently terrorizing GBS and other smaller subforums unabated, and they're demanding justice! Will you continue the status quo of turning a blind eye while probing innocent posters like Big Beef City just to keep lining your pockets?

edit: thank you spinz

Smugworth fucked around with this message at 23:25 on Nov 30, 2021

# ? Nov 30, 2021 23:13

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# ? Apr 30, 2024 14:46

Spinz: Jan 7, 2020; I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Smugworth posted:

Op what would you say to your constituents who believe you won't be tough on Wizard Master posts? He's currently terrorizing GBS and other smaller subforums unabated, and they're demanding justice! Will you continue the status quo of turning a blind eye while probing innocent posters like Big Beef City just to keep lining your pockets?

He?

I think WM might be a lady and at this point they are a net plus for gbs

# ? Nov 30, 2021 23:14

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