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DiHK posted:$300 is probably not miniscule for anyone trying to get a job at a spa. This is a good point
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Nov 30, 2021 16:28
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5_8Q4X05ME I love how in addition to all the awful things about Dubai, they also haul all the poop out of the world's tallest building in trucks.
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Nov 30, 2021 17:06
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DiHK posted:$300 is probably not miniscule for anyone trying to get a job at a spa. Especially when you consider these are the fast food of spas, a nationwide chain and strip mall fronts. Chances are that if your town has one of these, then it has at least one other chain spa too and probably without an "employment contract" like this. 
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Nov 30, 2021 17:07
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That's the Butthole Surfers
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Nov 30, 2021 17:11
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uber_stoat posted:sometimes you must resort to desperate measures. Wow, that's quite a story: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/georgia-discharge-749218 Curse: 
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Nov 30, 2021 17:15
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Kid sticky, so what?
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Nov 30, 2021 18:29
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CaptainBeefart posted:That's the Butthole Surfers They wish.
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Nov 30, 2021 18:59
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CaptainBeefart posted:That's the Butthole Surfers Beavis and the Butt-Head (pictured second to the left) Surfers
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Nov 30, 2021 19:01
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Cartoon Man posted:
Where is the natural light?  Scratch Monkey posted:I hate everything about this including whoever it is that is narrating this video. The way he's holding it really bothers me. 
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Nov 30, 2021 19:11
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Belgian standoff.
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Nov 30, 2021 19:14
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uber_stoat posted:sometimes you must resort to desperate measures. She seems normal https://twitter.com/torturedlilith/status/1465421077341945868?t=j_7_XQCKvXR3-V0BG2w7YA&s=19
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Nov 30, 2021 19:28
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IMO she was just being nice and doing the rest of us a favor. Thanks “shoot yourself in the junk” lady.
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Nov 30, 2021 19:30
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Frank Frank posted:IMO she was just being nice and doing the rest of us a favor. Thanks “shoot yourself in the junk” lady. haha. we thought the first Chud to shoot themselves in the junk was gonna be a guy!
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Nov 30, 2021 19:37
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Jonny Nox posted:haha. Does TASER BALLS HEART ATTACK guy count because I think he does
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Nov 30, 2021 19:39
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Does TASER BALLS HEART ATTACK guy count because I think he does He does. It’s canon.
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Nov 30, 2021 19:47
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https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/capitol-riot-taser-death/ Don't read if you believe in Taser Balls dude. He totally exists and has a special plan for your life. (wage slavery and poor health, generally)
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Nov 30, 2021 19:55
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Jonny Nox posted:https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/capitol-riot-taser-death/ i feel like it should be a probatable offense to question the sanctity of TASER BALLS HEART ATTACK
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Nov 30, 2021 19:57
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Jonny Nox posted:https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/capitol-riot-taser-death/ Yeah you can definitely trust the guy’s wife to deny that he tased himself to death by frying his drat balls, which he definitely did.
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Nov 30, 2021 19:58
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bullshit of course his wife isn't going to say "he tasered his balls and died, yes" but we all know he tasered his balls and died
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Nov 30, 2021 19:58
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Jonny Nox posted:haha. That happened already, there was some ridiculous chud gun safety meme going on where they’d take pictures of themselves pointing guns at their dicks and a dude accidentally shot himself through the scrotum live on stream. I don’t think he sterilised himself though unfortunately. https://www.vice.com/amp/en/article/y3zeew/gun-enthusiasts-celebrate-man-who-shot-himself-in-the-balls-as-their-king
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Nov 30, 2021 20:02
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uber_stoat posted:sometimes you must resort to desperate measures. So this is what they mean by "vaginal discharge".
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Nov 30, 2021 20:14
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The true curse is that my life has led me to a place where I'm running into a thread to make a discharge joke, only to find I'm already ten minutes too late
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Nov 30, 2021 20:25
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Just out of frame is a step ladder, stuck in a washing machine
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Nov 30, 2021 21:05
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Jonny Nox posted:https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/capitol-riot-taser-death/ who the gently caress actually still believes that website for anything political?
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Nov 30, 2021 21:37
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Wasabi the J posted:She seems normal mods please change my name to a fake and gay disease
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Nov 30, 2021 21:44
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History Comes Inside! posted:That happened already, there was some ridiculous chud gun safety meme going on where they’d take pictures of themselves pointing guns at their dicks and a dude accidentally shot himself through the scrotum live on stream. I don’t think he sterilised himself though unfortunately. The article posted:“[We] are sick and tired of being demonized as gun owners, and looped together with the alt-right just for owning guns,” an admin of Loaded Guns Pointed at [B]enis told Motherboard in a Facebook message. “We are sick of republicans (think NRA) telling us what to do with our property, and we are sick of being told that just because we like guns It means we have to be anti woman, pro life and pro trump.” Are they pro- or anti ball though??
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Nov 30, 2021 21:46
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Captain Hygiene posted:The true curse is that my life has led me to a place where I'm running into a thread to make a discharge joke, only to find I'm already ten minutes too late nobody's said she's a crack shot yet, you can have that one
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Nov 30, 2021 21:51
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Jonny Nox posted:https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/capitol-riot-taser-death/
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Nov 30, 2021 23:43
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Original tweet deleted: context: she's a cool amputee actor https://twitter.com/aannggeellll/status/1322720241277960195?s=20
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:Original tweet deleted: I'm confused about the screenshot. Return the hand? Did some company impound her prosthetic?
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The real curse here is how much those shoes would squish your toes together. I mean, look at those things.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:I'm confused about the screenshot. Return the hand? Did some company impound her prosthetic? She was given an advanced prosthetic hand but didn't boost it on social media enough for their liking.
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Mr. Fall Down Terror posted:nobody's said she's a crack shot yet, you can have that one
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We live in a future where Robocop is a documentary: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ars458hcETE Imagine having a fake heart & getting it repo'ed because you couldn't make your monthly payment in time.
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Android Apocalypse posted:Imagine having a fake heart & getting it repo'ed because you couldn't make your monthly payment in time. They made a movie, and a musical about that very thought! Waffle! fucked around with this message at 00:42 on Dec 1, 2021 |
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:She was given an advanced prosthetic hand but didn't boost it on social media enough for their liking. That's loving ghoulish.
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