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Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



pee

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tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
did harton really die

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

you can't gently caress the piss

Ever heard of gelatin?

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Rah! posted:

i bought a european gun but then it surrendered lmao :vince:

yeah and my american gun keeps doing racism and war crimes! *the audience erupts into applause and wild yelling, they cannot believe it, they begin gnashing their teeth and rending their garments as i look around sheepishly*

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

the milk machine posted:

when i was in high school kids liked to trip the emergency shower in the chem labs as a "prank" which was always good because they'd get sprayed in disgusting rust water and instantly die from legionairre's disease


imagine that but naughty kids are always pulling the WEED EMERGENCY rope when teacher is writing on the blackboard

When I was in high school we had classes on Thursday cancelled because there were bomb threats called in Mon-Wed and a full week of threats would have set a NJ record

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
i was into piss(Pee-Pee) before it was cool

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
corvids are the assassins of the drone world, watch out

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


the milk machine posted:

yeah and my american gun keeps doing racism and war crimes! *the audience erupts into applause and wild yelling, they cannot believe it, they begin gnashing their teeth and rending their garments as i look around sheepishly*

:jerry:

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


tenderjerk posted:

did harton really die

failed cia coup yeah rip

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


tenderjerk posted:

did harton really die

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKLmZNnMT0A

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Filthy Hans posted:

When I was in high school we had classes on Thursday cancelled because there were bomb threats called in Mon-Wed and a full week of threats would have set a NJ record

holy poo poo lmao

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

tenderjerk posted:

did harton really die

peefed too many boofs and died, :rip:

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011

tenderjerk posted:

did harton really die

Overdosed on the reefer first day of the job

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
do you think they'll bury Harton next to Buddykins?

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


DryGoods posted:

i was into piss(Pee-Pee) before it was cool

im a piss veteran

Slider
Jun 6, 2004

POINTS
when you stop pissing bad things happen.

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


pisswar never changes

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


tenderjerk posted:

did harton really die

He had to go straight edge for his weed job and died. very sad

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Happy Noodle Boy posted:

failed cia coup yeah rip

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

CaptainBeefart posted:

Betsy Devos and fam smells blood in the water.

I misread that as Busty Devos for a minute

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011

Slider posted:

when you stop pissing bad things happen.

If I ain't pissing you best be missing

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


you thought you had me? you never had your own piss

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

DryGoods posted:

do you think they'll bury Harton next to Buddykins?

there won't be anything left of Buddykins besides a sloppy pile of congealing blood

Failson
Sep 2, 2018
Fun Shoe
TRUMP!

https://twitter.com/sebh1981/status/1465351592018956295

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


was going to install lawnmower simulator but it's 21 gigs, I said cancel install at the prompt! Instead am about to play Next Space Rebels instead

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Buddykins posted:

DO SOMETHING lmao

nah its funnier if they dont

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


petit choux posted:

I misread that as Busty Devos for a minute

i saw an ad that said "introduce your friends to better benefits" and at first i though it said boner benefits. thats my ted talk thank u sir

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Filthy Hans posted:

there won't be anything left of Buddykins besides a sloppy pile of congealing blood

Plinkey, light up the fryer

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

ex post facho posted:

I'll look for you in whatever camp ur sent to Alec, goonspeed

how are you gonna know it's me

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016


It's like a vlog but with words

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

all politicians are useless but american ones are next level. its hilarious

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011

petit choux posted:

I misread that as Busty Devos for a minute

bonk

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

petit choux posted:

It's like a vlog but with words

is this a blog?

Slider
Jun 6, 2004

POINTS
piss simulator

if this isn't already on the steam store i'll be disappointed

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Slider posted:

piss simulator

if this isn't already on the steam store i'll be disappointed

whoa

the matrix is real

urine it

Slider
Jun 6, 2004

POINTS
should i get a vr headset? the video game and porn aspect seems rad

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1466208025815896064

thats like a full manafort worth of crimes

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

all this suffering and misery. love it

Koirhor
Jan 14, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
they call it sig sour because thats how you feel when you see the prices

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Zokari
Jul 23, 2007

saw an ominous message at the top of the page and thought this was it

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