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Without idiot backers backing space jpegs, we wouldn't have the funding for vanity projects such as this: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt15443124/?ref_=nm_flmg_prd_2
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# ? Dec 10, 2021 23:40 |
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# ? Jun 1, 2024 13:42 |
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fuctifino posted:Without idiot backers backing space jpegs, we wouldn't have the funding for vanity projects such as this: Oh God I refuse to believe this to be true because if it was it’d be the only thing these threads would ever talk about.
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# ? Dec 10, 2021 23:48 |
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BigglesSWE posted:Oh God I refuse to believe this to be true because if it was it’d be the only thing these threads would ever talk about. The inevitable longform postmortem articles are going to uncover so much ridiculousness especially after there's a large batch of upset former employees who never got their last paychecks
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# ? Dec 10, 2021 23:50 |
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fuctifino posted:Without idiot backers backing space jpegs, we wouldn't have the funding for vanity projects such as this: Sandi is a struggling, effectively single mother trying to make a “comeback” as an “actress” while taking care of her manchild husband and moderately successful daughter. When Sandi’s husband and daughter continue to upstage her at every turn, Sandi has to decide who to strangle first.
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# ? Dec 10, 2021 23:54 |
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.random posted:Sandi is a struggling, effectively single mother trying to make a “comeback” as an “actress” while taking care of her manchild husband and moderately successful daughter. When Sandi’s husband and daughter continue to upstage her at every turn, Sandi has to decide who to strangle first. Hhhhmmm... so do you think there might be some kind of subtle hidden messages behind her previous vanity project? https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11686196/?ref_=nm_flmg_prd_3
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# ? Dec 11, 2021 00:00 |
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he sells above-ground spas?
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# ? Dec 11, 2021 00:09 |
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fuctifino posted:Hhhhmmm... so do you think there might be some kind of subtle hidden messages behind her previous vanity project? Lmao
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# ? Dec 11, 2021 00:15 |
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For those who are too lazy to click through, the last paragraph of the synopsis is: “Except today is also the day his nine year old daughter has told him a very silly and complicated joke. And it made him realize that today might not be the best day to throw his life away.”
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# ? Dec 11, 2021 00:22 |
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I didn't know they had a child together; apparently as a backup in case the SC scam fell through: "Did her first audition when she was 10 days old." Chris' IMDB is padded with poo poo like "Calling All Devs" edit: lol, in case the 8 monthly shows on this topic just aren't enough! DoomLazer fucked around with this message at 01:50 on Dec 11, 2021 |
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I see Sandi's back to using her maiden name. So the marriage didn't work? What a tragedy.
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# ? Dec 11, 2021 00:56 |
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Chris and Sandi are almost 1:1 with Connor and Willa from Succession. Except Connor is more competent.
Rev. Melchisedech Howler fucked around with this message at 17:43 on Dec 12, 2021 |
# ? Dec 11, 2021 02:18 |
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just an opinion here, but, shouldn't the game be made before the movie about how it was made?
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# ? Dec 11, 2021 03:14 |
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.random posted:Sandi is a struggling, effectively single mother trying to make a “comeback” as an “actress” while taking care of her manchild husband and moderately successful daughter. When Sandi’s husband and daughter continue to upstage her at every turn, Sandi has to decide who to strangle first.
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# ? Dec 11, 2021 04:28 |
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fuctifino posted:Without idiot backers backing space jpegs, we wouldn't have the funding for vanity projects such as this: Featuring Chris Roberts as the Man-hand. I guess that's a step up from the Man-thumb.
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# ? Dec 11, 2021 15:13 |
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Hyrax Attack! posted:The inevitable longform postmortem articles are going to uncover so much ridiculousness especially after there's a large batch of upset former employees who never got their last paychecks Given what we've heard of what it's like to work under Chris Roberts (somewhere between Sisphyus and... well, just the worst kind of micromanaging boss with no stakes for success or failure) I wouldn't be surprised if it takes years for everything to come out and it's going to be amazing.
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# ? Dec 11, 2021 15:30 |
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https://thumbs.gfycat.com/AfraidAdoredFinnishspitz-mobile.mp4
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# ? Dec 11, 2021 21:39 |
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Lol, my heart is broken, call an ambulance posted:From reddit quote:It really sucks that Females has no clothing that is Feminine and no feminine hair and their bodies is well...well....not so feminine as well ( squares) I know its taboo to mention their faces on this platform so i wont go there ♪ quote:That is a Space Woman! :star-struck: quote:It would be refreshing to see women in this developing game that looked like women, rather than boys with girlish bodies. quote:have the soyboys come to flock to an image of a ai female? Last thing we need is males playing as females...we don't need the modern man becoming more emasculated.
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# ? Dec 12, 2021 19:39 |
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Wait is that an in-game screenshot? No way
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# ? Dec 12, 2021 20:49 |
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Yeah she looks so masculine you can hardly tell she's a woman. How will they cope???
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# ? Dec 12, 2021 21:11 |
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Applewhite posted:Yeah she looks so masculine you can hardly tell she's a woman. How will they cope??? she looks a little like video card box art
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# ? Dec 12, 2021 22:35 |
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STARCITIZEN: Females has no clothing that is Feminine
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# ? Dec 12, 2021 23:34 |
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quote:
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# ? Dec 12, 2021 23:39 |
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It's incredibly normal to write an essay about why this isn't a scam, totally not, nope.
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# ? Dec 12, 2021 23:43 |
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That reads like CWC
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# ? Dec 12, 2021 23:54 |
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In what condition do you guys imagine this person's home + personal life?
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# ? Dec 13, 2021 01:02 |
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Brain Chambers
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# ? Dec 13, 2021 15:51 |
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Uncertain what prompted this but excellent post.
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# ? Dec 13, 2021 16:00 |
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Phil Moscowitz posted:There will not be any game that resembled what they’re talking about, and CR will own a bunch of real estate and other assets with money that people gave him for no reason, with no recourse and no ownership interest whatsoever. It feels practically guaranteed that this ends one of two ways: 1) The company's fundraising efforts eventually stagnate to the point that spending outpaces the amount of money a dwindling fanbase is able to dump into the project, leading Chris Roberts to dissolve the project with a "Thanks for all the support! It was a wild ride!" message (because there's no way on God's green Earth he'd ever spend any of his own money on this boondoggle). The whales to spend the rest of their natural lives patting Cribbles, CI¿G?, and each other on the back for being the best community and they made so many friends so in the it was all worth it, not to mention the great service they provided to Gaming™. They assure themselves that they always knew they were funding a longshot and had no expectation of the game ever releasing, longshot that it was, but even as a broken, unfinished pre-alpha, it still was better and provided more content than literally every single other game ever made combined (especially Elite Dangerous, the poo poo-trash game for idiots), not like those greedy publishers who sell a finished product for a set amount of money. And, if you think about it, maybe the real Star Citizen was the money we spent along the way?? 2) Pressure from whatever investors remain involved in the project eventually force the game to officially launch in some capacity. The "beta" period leading up to the official release ends up being a token period of 8 to 12 months and. Other than the version numbers changing, the beta is otherwise indistinguishable from the nearly two decades of pre-alpha which preceded it. Other than a couple of delays to the release in one last, desperate squeeze to extract what little blood remains from a thoroughly wrung stone, Star Citizen's release date is essentially arbitrary. The game is, at best, a miserable slog. Reviews range from poor to charitably middling, with the latter (which almost universally include a disclaimer that the reviewer backed the project in some capacity, with the vagueness of this admission rising in direct proportion to the amount of that financial investment) commending the project for its ambitious scope and concluding with some throwaway line expressing a characteristically misplaced hope/belief that the game-breaking issues, borderline adversarial lack of convenience and quality-of-life features, and downright shameless monetization will in some way be addressed post-launch. Sales are predictably poor, owing to the fact that everyone who had even a passing interest in the game already bought in at some point during the first decade of development. Although player numbers initially seem encouraging, nobody sticks around to watch the trash fire for long because, much like during the pre-alpha, the game isn't hilariously broken--it's just broken. Opinions of the true believers generally fall in one of two camps: "the game is a (flawed) masterpiece and is only going to get better" vs. "pressure to release ruined the game/forced compromises; the game I envisioned in my head was perfect, and I absolve myself and Chris Roberts for the mess it actually is." They debate the game's quality with a passion not indicative of the degree to which they actually play it. The game limps along for a little over a year-and-a-half before being shuttered or sold off. Eventually, backers construct a mythology which paints the pre-alpha as a dynamic and golden era, when CIG was on top of the world, constantly on the bleeding edge and pushing the boundaries of technology and anything seemed possible. Though there is some internal finger-pointing and a token effort to rehabilitate Chris Roberts, nobody really seems all that interested, least of all Chris Roberts, who slips back into obscurity and perhaps puts some of his obscene, undeserved wealth to buy his way back into the outermost orbit of Hollywood's ecosystem. He does little of consequence and not much else is ever heard about him in the mainstream or gaming press. Or I guess there's also... 3) The game is amazing and delivers far beyond even the wildest of backer dreams. Goontiflas FUDsters are universally and deservedly regarded with scorn and open contempt and backers are celebrated with the respect they always knew they deserved. You should have bought an Idris.
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# ? Dec 13, 2021 17:33 |
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Is human trafficking and slaves going to be a thing? posted:Note: I'm not talking about us owning slaves even if I'm open for that. But lets say if a war breaks out in some systems. Could we get some special contract to get some rich people out? quote:I think slavery as well as many other things should be in SC, because it opens interesting options for Gameplay/Narrative.
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# ? Dec 13, 2021 18:04 |
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I loving hate Star Citizen gamers.
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# ? Dec 13, 2021 18:07 |
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It's a shame that a few bad apples can ruin it for all the decent slave-owning folk.
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# ? Dec 13, 2021 18:54 |
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lol nailed it. I see this taking 8+ years though
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# ? Dec 13, 2021 18:59 |
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I for one am actually enjoying the live action Netflix Cowboy Bebop so far.
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# ? Dec 13, 2021 19:07 |
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Do these guys know that other videogames already have slaves in them sometimes and there's no culture war flipouts about them? Elite Dangerous has slaves as a tradable commodity, though I guess that is abstracted into tons of cargo. Fallout games have often had bandits with slaves and the like.
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# ? Dec 13, 2021 19:22 |
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Star Citizens want players as slaves.
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# ? Dec 13, 2021 19:24 |
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HJE-Cobra posted:Do these guys know that other videogames already have slaves in them sometimes and there's no culture war flipouts about them? Elite Dangerous has slaves as a tradable commodity, though I guess that is abstracted into tons of cargo. Fallout games have often had bandits with slaves and the like. Star Wars: Empire at War: Forces of Corruption let you enslave Endor and use Ewoks as suicide bombers.
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# ? Dec 13, 2021 19:26 |
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Wolfenstein games have recently had you going through literal Nazi deathcamps, and those games are totally rad
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# ? Dec 13, 2021 19:28 |
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Hyrax Attack! posted:Star Wars: Empire at War: Forces of Corruption let you enslave Endor and use Ewoks as suicide bombers. No way. I never knew that.
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# ? Dec 13, 2021 19:34 |
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Pennywise the Frown posted:Star Citizens want players as slaves. perhaps the same could be said of all religions
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# ? Dec 13, 2021 19:38 |
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Pennywise the Frown posted:I loving hate Star Citizen gamers. There'd have to be a game in order to have gamers
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