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stramit
Dec 9, 2004
Ask me about making games instead of gains.
I think it’s a lot of the three latter agencies. NDA and CIA too. they want people that are squeaky clean, not super smart, and will follow orders. turns out that Norman’s are all of these things.

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Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

stramit posted:

I think it’s a lot of the three latter agencies. NDA and CIA too. they want people that are squeaky clean, not super smart, and will follow orders. turns out that Norman’s are all of these things.

Norman's

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

stramit posted:

I think it’s a lot of the three latter agencies. NDA and CIA too. they want people that are squeaky clean, not super smart, and will follow orders. turns out that Norman’s are all of these things.

they're all up in your really boring things

like, caffeinated beverages

BaldDwarfOnPCP fucked around with this message at 07:53 on Dec 18, 2021

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

joining the church of normanism. getting really into the book of Norman

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



https://youtu.be/iPS89AUFj3g

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Jenny Agutter posted:

joining the church of normanism. getting really into the book of Norman

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
mormons also get a boost for joining the cia/nsa because a lot of them have (through missionary work) experience living overseas and speaking foreign languages

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

FMguru posted:

mormons also get a boost for joining the cia/nsa because a lot of them have (through missionary work) experience living overseas and speaking foreign languages

and the govt loves to hire american govt men who think their country is uniquely innocent and holy because 1.) the garden of eden is in missouri and 2.) earth is actually the celestial kingdom of god, the highest level of exaltation.

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Ellie Trashcakes posted:

log forge is what I call my terlet

almost did this on a semi-hands this week

matti posted:

do not eat animals please

didnt you just post fish chocolate


excellent snipe

stramit
Dec 9, 2004
Ask me about making games instead of gains.

phone posting, not gonna fix it

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



:discourse:

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

ligma-balldrich: "i have a cumming plan"

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

https://twitter.com/jenmsft/status/1472169034183372802?s=21

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:

which one of you assholes pointed out that the FBI is run by mormons now?

that's a fun little predator search term

lol

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

https://youtu.be/D_LgPUutWZw

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


medieval art is so beautiful

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

duz posted:

medieval art is so beautiful


yosposting in 1200ad

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

duz posted:

medieval art is so beautiful



that's my preferred posting technique

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rj_zv8IuP1Y

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe




quote:

Nissan Newbird, 2021 (1988). To celebrate 35 years of car making at their Sunderland plant, a T12 generation Bluebird (the first car built by Nissan Sunderland) has been converted to electric power. The one-off project car is powered by the 100% electric drivetrain from a Nissan Leaf. Updates and modifications were made to the power steering, braking and heating systems to enable them to be electrically powered. A custom suspension was also installed to support the additional weight of the battery packs.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually


:hai:

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClvoDTtUzCw

mystes
May 31, 2006

Agreed, people always want to make these in December every year thanks to AoC but they shouldn't.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

this is an affront to Amir

https://twitter.com/GreyTheTick/status/630908638404591616

e: better link to the original twitter thread

mystes
May 31, 2006

I'm pretty sure they did think of that actually, it's called cryptocurrencies

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001




https://twitter.com/swimmln/status/1471708355911634944?s=21

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
lol

Babies Getting Rabies
Apr 21, 2007

Sugartime Jones

there's a german rap song about the kebab robot

mystes
May 31, 2006

Babies Getting Rabies posted:

there's a german rap song about the kebab robot
Then why didn't you post it?

Babies Getting Rabies
Apr 21, 2007

Sugartime Jones
sorry about that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5A6GsDB5jc

mystes
May 31, 2006

Lol lyrics from google translate:

The device never gets tired, the device never falls asleep!
he saws the meat and puts it in there.
wafer-thin slices, delicious and fresh.
the device is always in front of the boss in the shop. [yaeh]
the world is like a kebab because everything turns.
the most important thing of all is quality.
stay relaxed, I'll show you again.
these guys have it: the cutting robot.
kebab collection, the action starts.
kebab the böner the megaattraction.
the highlight is rotating, a meat cutting device.
what does your sandwich want, completely sweat-free. [oh yeah]

kebab collection, sweat-free food.
the kebab will eventually replace humans.
and the earth trembles, everyone loves the device. [yeah]
kebab collection, sweat-free food.
the kebab will eventually replace humans.
it's crazy how I rap and now enjoy it.

whether at noon at twelve or in the morning at four,
the device is still awake to serve immediately.
he never gets sick, he is always in business.
e.k.o. every look my vote when i rap. [yes]
everyone clearly wants this technology, steve jobs, chuck norris or stefan raab.
he is known everywhere, all over the country.
the device!
nobody cuts laboriously by hand anymore.
do you want your doner plate with french fries or rice?
kebab collection, number one in germany!
welcome, come in my friend!
call or you will be looked after online.
to every boy, to every girl,
everyone loves kebab skewers, lamb or chicken.
today in hamburg, tomorrow worldwide,
the device wins the nobel prize.

kebab collection, sweat-free food.
the kebab will eventually replace humans.
and the earth trembles, everyone loves the device. [yeah]
kebab collection, sweat-free food.
the kebab will eventually replace humans.
it's crazy how I rap and now enjoy it.

kebab collection, sweat-free food.
the doner kebab will eventually replace humans.
and the earth trembles, everyone loves the device. [yeah]
kebab collection, sweat-free food.
the kebab will eventually replace humans.
it's crazy how I rap and now enjoy it.

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graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

check out this house near me, 6 pics inside

https://www.instagram.com/p/CXjVLLjJd2J/

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