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TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



All I wanna do is GNK GNK GNK GNK
And a GONK
and take your power

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fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
What the gonking gonk happened to that mothergonker on the last page? It confused the gonk out of me.

Gonk.

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

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That poster did not honk to indicate he loved Gonk.

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

much like that Crime Mob classic, "Gonk If You Gonk"

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
The Gonkfather

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



Gonkfellas

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
The Irishgonk AKA I Heard You Gonk Houses

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011

Cease to Hope posted:

gonk in place of another word, creating funny juxtaposition

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
The Degonked

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

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the thread veers wildly between high-concept absurdity and people just posting 'gonk'; the sacred and the profane

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

Look out, here comes the Spider-Gonk.

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011

josh04 posted:

the thread veers wildly between high-concept absurdity and people just posting 'gonk'; the sacred and the profane

gonk

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



josh04 posted:

the thread veers wildly between high-concept absurdity and people just posting 'gonk'; the sacred and the profane

TerminalSaint
Apr 21, 2007


Where must we go...

we who wander this Wasteland in search of our better selves?
Here's Gonky!

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


geef me een gonk papa

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
All work and no gonk makes Jack a dull boy.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

I would make wendy's face the thread title if I could

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


KNOG. KNOG.

KNOG!

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
My once ironic and silly enjoyment over gonk droid has turned into serious psychological obsession. I walk around the house rocking back and forth making gonk sounds. My work proposals are surrounding gonks and has resulted in being put on a performance improvement plan. My wife took the kids and sent me an extremely long text about how I need to seek help or they're never coming back. My only reply was "gonk." I'm laying on the couch crying wearing gonk feet shoes I made myself. I need an intervention.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Keep your gonk up, people can gonk.

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

This title contains sponsored content.


Gonk!

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


i am permabanned poster gonkgonker69. i first started reading the scifi wifi when I was about 30, by 31 i got really obsessed with the concept of "gonk" and tried to channel it constantly, until my thought process got really GONK

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
All your gonk are belong to gonk

Mr Havafap
Mar 27, 2005

The wurst kind of sausage
You can have a little gonk, as a treat

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


You can gonk if you want to

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Ror posted:

You can gonk if you want to

We can leave your droids behind
'Cause your droids don't gonk
And if they don't gonk
Well, they're no droids of mine

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
what would christ mean to someone who could be deactivated and reactivated at any time

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

Our Gonk, who gonks in heaven, hallowed be thy gonk.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Cease to Hope posted:

what would christ mean to someone who could be deactivated and reactivated at any time

He gonked for our sins!

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

AndyElusive posted:

Our Gonk, who gonks in heaven, hallowed be thy gonk.

I'm waiting in my cold cell when the bell begins to chime
Reflecting on my past life and it doesn't have much time
'Cause at 5 o'clock, they take me to the Sarlacc Hole
The sands of time for me are running low
Running low, yeah!

When the priest comes to read me the last rites
Take a look through the bars at the last sights
Of a world that has gone very wrong for me

Can it be that there's some sort of error?
Hard to stop the surmounting terror
Is it really the end, not some crazy dream?

Somebody, please tell me that I'm wronging
It's not easy to stop from gonking
The words escape me when I try to speak
Tears flow, but why am I crying?
After all, I'm not afraid of dying
Don't I believe that there never is an end?

As the guards march me out to the courtyard
Somebody cries from a cell, "Force be with you"
If there's a Force, why has it let me go?

As I walk, my life drifts before me
Though the end is near I'm not sorry
Catch my soul, it's willing to fly away

Mark my words, believe my soul lives on
Don't worry now that I have gone
I've gone beyond to seek the truth

When you know that your time is close at hand
Maybe then you'll begin to understand
Life down here is just a strange illusion

Yeah-yeah-yeah, hallowed be thy gonk
Yeah-yeah-yeah, hallowed by thy gonk

Yeah

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



And I heard, as it were the noise of gonking, and one of the four droids saying GONK AND SEE. And I saw and behold a square droid and his name that sat in it was GONK and heck followed with it.

Mr Havafap
Mar 27, 2005

The wurst kind of sausage

Cease to Hope posted:

what would christ mean to someone who could be deactivated and reactivated at any time

"I know the feeling"
*fist bump*















Oh no..

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011

reignofevil posted:

He gonked for our sins!

gonk

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


Forgonk me father for I have GONK

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



when you saw one set of footprints
that’s what when GONK carried you

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
Phone posting ---- someone edit a photo of gonk with a halo as in old religious paintings.

DMorbid
Jan 6, 2011

Hello! I see you.


I started playing Jedi: Fallen Order and was delighted to discover that there are many good gonks in this game, especially in the prologue. Gonk.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Gonk bless us, everyone.

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


Hey, kid. Yeah you, come ovah 'ere...

gonk

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Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Merry Gonkmas

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