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Maerlyn
Jun 29, 2003

Everything at once
the evil step-son

This av has been socialized, viva la Revolución

I'm afraid we must decline your buyer agreement as your dog weighs .5 lbs above the stated 35 lb pet weight limit. Have you considered putting Sir Barksalot on a diet?

Also because we've heard rumors of homeowners allowing occupants to live in garages we insist our beloved residents leave their garage doors open from 8 AM to 4 PM daily. We appreciate your cooperation :)

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Tobbs Gnawed
Apr 4, 2007

All round mafia nice guy

Moatillata posted:

One trick pony

Let us begin the slap fight anew

Nay, let us join together this holiday season and turbo ##vote Sandwolf

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


I can appreciate that irony but I don’t self vote but I do believe in y’all

Tobbs Gnawed
Apr 4, 2007

All round mafia nice guy

Sandwolf posted:

I can appreciate that irony but I don’t self vote but I do believe in y’all

Thank you for your faith. I too believe ve will turbo scum today.

Maerlyn
Jun 29, 2003

Everything at once
the evil step-son

This av has been socialized, viva la Revolución

I don't participate in turbos because it goes against my moral code, but I will sneer and judge all of you for being so base and inhumane. On Christmas no less! *tuts*

PlasticAutomaton
Nov 12, 2016

Artoria Pendonut


Maerlyn posted:

I don't participate in turbos because it goes against my moral code, but I will sneer and judge all of you for being so base and inhumane. On Christmas no less! *tuts*

Actually you'll find if you check his hedges they are 1 inch above the limit so this turbo is just and right.

Rhymes With Clue
Nov 18, 2010


Well duh. I thought he was trying to rhyme Moat with HOA. But he was rhyming Moat with voat. Eh, vote. So alrighty then.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Maerlyn posted:

I don't participate in turbos because it goes against my moral code, but I will sneer and judge all of you for being so base and inhumane. On Christmas no less! *tuts*

##vote maerlyn posturing.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

And they won’t open their garage like the rest of us so they’re clearly hiding something.

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


hambeet posted:

And they won’t open their garage like the rest of us so they’re clearly hiding something.

Sounds like someone’s got something well hidden in their garage!!

Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

OLD MAN YELLS AT CLAN
I have nothing hidden in my garage, it is open to all. Anyone need some tools? Bags? I have some lovely homemade raspberry jam as well.

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

Curses! Foiled again!


Deadmeat5150 posted:

I have nothing hidden in my garage, it is open to all. Anyone need some tools? Bags? I have some lovely homemade raspberry jam as well.

Could use some extra bottle openers over here!

Deadmeat5150
Nov 21, 2005

OLD MAN YELLS AT CLAN
Of course, dearie. Lawks! but if I don't have such a collection of bottle openers.

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


God I love raspberry jam gently caress me up

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Deadmeat5150 posted:

I have nothing hidden in my garage, it is open to all. Anyone need some tools? Bags? I have some lovely homemade raspberry jam as well.

Just don’t open the completely normal hatch in the floor.

Toalpaz
Mar 20, 2012

Peace through overwhelming determination
ashes to ashes, dust to dust. ##vote beet

I won't be seeing you at the potluck again this year!

Maerlyn
Jun 29, 2003

Everything at once
the evil step-son

This av has been socialized, viva la Revolución

hambeet posted:

##vote maerlyn posturing.

I've asked you repeatedly to stop watching me practice Tai Chi over my fence, I'll be filing a formal complaint once I remember my password for the HOA website.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

That’s not your fence it’s my deck railing! You’re doing it in my back yard!!!!!

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Adverse possession doesn’t work like that!!!

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before

Deadmeat5150 posted:

Hey Binus! How ya doing today?

Doing ok thanks for asking

Voodoofly
Jul 3, 2002

Some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help

hambeet posted:

Adverse possession doesn’t work like that!!!

If you ask me Sand is the one who has been hostile, open, notorious, and exclusively in possession of being scum for the prerequisite number of years.

As such I believe the motion to to turbo sand is still open for vote.

Toalpaz
Mar 20, 2012

Peace through overwhelming determination
if sandwolf was scum he woudl have been hammered. thank you. vote beet

Tobbs Gnawed
Apr 4, 2007

All round mafia nice guy

Toalpaz posted:

if sandwolf was scum he woudl have been hammered. thank you. vote beet

I don't think he got past -3 that's scum team size if you ask me

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


Voodoofly posted:

If you ask me Sand is the one who has been hostile, open, notorious, and exclusively in possession of being scum for the prerequisite number of years.

As such I believe the motion to to turbo sand is still open for vote.

I hate that I get this

Voodoofly
Jul 3, 2002

Some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help

Sandwolf posted:

I hate that I get this

I hate that I could remember it 15 years later.

Voodoofly
Jul 3, 2002

Some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help

Toalpaz posted:

if sandwolf was scum he woudl have been hammered. thank you. vote beet

If sand was town he would have self voted for the turbo.

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


Voodoofly posted:

If sand was town he would have self voted for the turbo.

You know that’s not true!

Voodoofly posted:

I hate that I could remember it 15 years later.

This I believe though

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before
Beet is hoa

Tobbs Gnawed
Apr 4, 2007

All round mafia nice guy
Bif I better get an invite to your masonry

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Toalpaz posted:

if sandwolf was scum he woudl have been hammered. thank you. vote beet

:captainpop:

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

b-minus1 posted:

Beet is hoa

You’re a hoa

PlasticAutomaton
Nov 12, 2016

Artoria Pendonut


Tobbs Gnawed posted:

Bif I better get an invite to your masonry

Sorry I get first dibs.

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before
Can someone invite me to. Masonry I’m town

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

I had to google hoa, is it like a body corporate?

Rhymes With Clue
Nov 18, 2010

Hoa, hoa, hoa!

Maerlyn
Jun 29, 2003

Everything at once
the evil step-son

This av has been socialized, viva la Revolución

Voodoofly posted:

If you ask me Sand is the one who has been hostile, open, notorious, and exclusively in possession of being scum for the prerequisite number of years.

As such I believe the motion to to turbo sand is still open for vote.

quote="Sandwolf" post="520188417"]
I hate that I get this
[/quote]

Voodoofly posted:

I hate that I could remember it 15 years later.

I thought Voodoo was just bringing up some lawyer speak originally

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


hambeet posted:

I had to google hoa, is it like a body corporate?

Yeah

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


Or a condo association, don’t you drongos have those?

Bifauxnen
Aug 12, 2010

Curses! Foiled again!


Whoah, guys, guys, guys

What's all this about looking for scum? That's infringing on my personal brand here!

Can we just call them, I dunno, "badguys"?

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PlasticAutomaton
Nov 12, 2016

Artoria Pendonut


We still haven't turboed Sandwolf, as far as I'm concerned, you're all behind on your HOA dues.

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