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serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

Paperhouse posted:

Somehow I've never heard of this before, have you got a link to an article or something? Not doubting it, just interested. I didn't know that Djokovic was that mediocre in the past, my interest in tennis comes and goes and I just remember him bursting onto the scene and doing like you said, grinding everyone down

There's much better posters about tennis who can tell you the full story and they can even throw in Nadals knee issues that have a lot in common with competition body builders. Djokovic stands out to me in the same way Froome does in the cycling world. Both had 'undiagnosed' health problems that were simultaneously mild enough to prevent them from being elite sportsmen in endurance heavy disciplines but when cured elevated them to the 99.9% of performers.

To put it another way, Djokovic (And other notable names) have been at the top end of the sport for near 20 years. In a sport that requires exceptional levels of fitness with effectively a non functioning drugs testing program.

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NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

NotJustANumber99 posted:

I think FedEx was more volleyball than tennis, although I suppose Sampras could be the connection.

Zalakwe posted:

This joke must be completely inside baseball. I am not getting it.

Tarnop posted:

Using FedEx to mean Roger Federa but also Tom Hanks in Castaway was a FedEx delivery guy who got stranded on a deserted island and talked to a volleyball with a face drawn on it to stay sane

Zalakwe posted:

There is no sodding chance I would have got there but lol.

Ahah, but also add in Pete Sampras, the previous goat tennis man, married Bridgette wilson, mortal kombat actress heiress to the Wilson sports brand fortune for which said volleyball was named!

I feel I have now, fully, explained the "joke".

Gruffalo Soldier
Feb 23, 2013

I had a physical copy of the Anarchist Cookbook back in mid-90's; I used to read it in school (twas a different time). I showed out chemistry teacher the chapter on smoke bombs and he got very excited and asked if he could borrow it over night. He came back the next day and informed me and my friends that if we tried following the recipes we would at best gas ourselves to death, and quite likely lose a few fingers. We did not get to make them in class :(

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
can you not like loving buy the anarchist cookbook on amazon at this point?

is it not an amazon prime series staring i dunno zac efron wtf lol?

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

serious gaylord posted:

There's much better posters about tennis who can tell you the full story and they can even throw in Nadals knee issues that have a lot in common with competition body builders. Djokovic stands out to me in the same way Froome does in the cycling world. Both had 'undiagnosed' health problems that were simultaneously mild enough to prevent them from being elite sportsmen in endurance heavy disciplines but when cured elevated them to the 99.9% of performers.

To put it another way, Djokovic (And other notable names) have been at the top end of the sport for near 20 years. In a sport that requires exceptional levels of fitness with effectively a non functioning drugs testing program.

Remember that four year period were you could chart Nadal’s cycling by the tournaments he’d back out of last minute with [generic injury]

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
surely his entries into the bike races would have been public knowledge? I'm not convinced.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
In retrospect people should have suspected something when he won Wimbledon and the Tour de France in the same season

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side

The Question IRL posted:

The problem with the "sure go nuts, do all the juicing you want" is people aren't going to all stick with the same stuff.
If everyone us is using the same stuff, then people will decide to kick into harder and harder stuff.
It becomes an arms race, and it ends up with people taking Gamma infused venom where they cut their life spans to ten years, but they get the gains.

sounds good, let's see some really loving good tennis

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
allowed tennis racket size is inversely proportional to amount of kick rear end drugs taken

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

Scikar posted:

Firstly, if a company thinks you are being too greedy, you don't want to do work for them anyway if you can afford to walk away. It's just not worth it. Secondly, this seems to surprise a lot of people but in the corporate world it's usually the opposite - if you're a consultant and you're asked to quote for some work and come back way lower than they were expecting, they assume you're cheap because you're not very good. Thirdly, whether or not your relative can justify the cost is irrelevant anyway. What matters is how much the work is worth to that company.

I can only offer more tech examples because that's what I do, but suppose a company asks me to fix a problem that currently costs them £1m every day that it's broken. I know I can fix it in 5 minutes. If I ask for £100k to do the work in one day, are they going to refuse because it's greedy to expect £100k for one day's work? No, they're going to snap my hand off because they instantly save vastly more. Even if they know it's only going to take me 5 minutes.

From a negotiation standpoint, it's much better to let the other side offer a number first anyway. Though in this case the company maybe doesn't have a clear idea themselves either.

This is all good except for the advice about making the first offer. I believe that most negotiating advice says that it is better to open.

HopperUK posted:

I saw a good blog once for calculating how much you should charge for art. It boils down to - imagine you are doing this full-time. How much would you need to live the life you want to live? Yearly? Work out what that boils down to hourly. Then charge a hefty whack on top of that because you also pay for supplies, and also for all the art you did BEFORE this, that wasn't sold, that is the reason you can do this art now. And that's just for selling to private customers. To a company? Rinse em.


Totally agree. 15 days at 8 hours a day is 120 hours. For a skilled artist you are talking about an hourly rate of £100, so closer to £12k would be my opening.

Tarnop posted:

Using FedEx to mean Roger Federa but also Tom Hanks in Castaway was a FedEx delivery guy who got stranded on a deserted island and talked to a volleyball with a face drawn on it to stay sane

Wasn't it a basketball? Nope, just checked. You were right. I was sure it was a basketball.

Also, there have been 400 posts since I last read the thread. hosed if I am going to read them all. Anything important?

therattle fucked around with this message at 00:24 on Jan 7, 2022

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

therattle posted:

Totally agree. 15 days at 8 hours a day is 120 hours. For a skilled artist you are talking about an hourly rate of £100, so closer to £12k would be my opening.

lol

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

Maybe, and it depends exactly on the work and the company, but as Scikar posted, there is a real thing with perceived value: price yourself too low and you are often perceived as being poor quality.

As for the hourly rate, a lawyer will charge £300+/hr; an artist should charge a decent amount too. They have training, skill, and talent.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
yeah i dunno. but the fact they used the person before for art and have come back for more and arent offering any help in pricing coupled with the knowledge that said artist is really wary of charging much suggests theyre hoping for a cheap deal.

I'm not saying thats good or right but saying 10 grand or whatever is almost certainly going to make them baulk.

I really hope someone that knows whats what weighs in cos I'd like to know the answer too.

therattle
Jul 24, 2007
Soiled Meat

NotJustANumber99 posted:

yeah i dunno. but the fact they used the person before for art and have come back for more and arent offering any help in pricing coupled with the knowledge that said artist is really wary of charging much suggests theyre hoping for a cheap deal.

I'm not saying thats good or right but saying 10 grand or whatever is almost certainly going to make them baulk.

I really hope someone that knows whats what weighs in cos I'd like to know the answer too.

Sure, and there are ways of introducing the price that allows for negotiation if it is more than they were expecting, but if it is done in such a way that it leaves the door open/doesn't frighten the horses, then start high. Detailing how much work, materials and expertise/experience/training goes into it would help. if they dsay no way, we can't afford more than £4k and she is willing to do it for that, fine, but she is still better off than going in at £2k.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

therattle posted:

Sure, and there are ways of introducing the price that allows for negotiation if it is more than they were expecting, but if it is done in such a way that it leaves the door open/doesn't frighten the horses, then start high. Detailing how much work, materials and expertise/experience/training goes into it would help. if they dsay no way, we can't afford more than £4k and she is willing to do it for that, fine, but she is still better off than going in at £2k.

yep i agree

Real Cool Catfish
Jun 6, 2011

What chair ended up working for you?

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Anarchist Cookbook was alright but all the really good stuff was on Temple of the Screaming Electron :c00l:

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Humanity may never have thought of solving the green hydrogen deficit through electrolysis of urea if it weren't for totse encouraging home scientists to make jenkem by sticking a mains lead in piss.

Azza Bamboo
Apr 7, 2018


THUNDERDOME LOSER 2021
Look, furry porn has really put the art world into stress testing. If you can't spit out passable cell shaded full figures for £30 a go then you're going to be outpriced.

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?

Azza Bamboo posted:

Look, furry porn has really put the art world into stress testing. If you can't spit out passable cell shaded full figures for £30 a go then you're going to be outpriced.

Nah, that's not so. I mean, yeah, people will do it cheaper, but then those aren't your customers. The kind of people who buy furry porn will pay a *lot* and those are the people you want to court. It's better to give art away if you feel charitable than to underprice it.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
If you're doing that game, you may as well sell to the worst overbidders on the planet. And then sell again straight after.

Zalakwe
Jun 4, 2007
Likes Cake, Hates Hamsters



NotJustANumber99 posted:

Ahah, but also add in Pete Sampras, the previous goat tennis man, married Bridgette wilson, mortal kombat actress heiress to the Wilson sports brand fortune for which said volleyball was named!

I feel I have now, fully, explained the "joke".

I tip my decidedly working class hat.

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Zalakwe posted:

I tip my decidedly working class hat.

i knock it aside ready to do full battle

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Azza Bamboo posted:

Look, furry porn has really put the art world into stress testing. If you can't spit out passable cell shaded full figures for £30 a go then you're going to be outpriced.

Last i checked furries were the modern equivalent of the Popes & Kings of early modern Europe, commissioning all the art. Sure, you might not want to do another picture of Mary/a guy as a wolf but gently caress it, pays the rent

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
Nadie puede dar lo que no tiene



Apraxin posted:

Remember the outcry a few months ago when a judge decided not to jail a neo-Nazi who downloaded 70,000 white supremacist documents and bomb-making manuals, and ordered him to read some classic literature instead? Well, good news everyone:



And that dashing young turk's father was....?

Trickjaw
Jun 23, 2005
Nadie puede dar lo que no tiene



Grey Hunter posted:

Imagine that being the best photo they have of you, looking stoned and/or eyeless.

Also, "Amendment nothing unusual has ever happened to him" is either saying "I am completely and utterly boring" or one of those over the top attempts to cover for something.
Not that Charlotte's narcissist habit of making everyone have an image of her is any better. Photo printed items should only be of grandkids for grandparents.

Umm, jus looked at the article, the guy is blind. Don't get me wrong, they are both silly.

Just Another Lurker
May 1, 2009

Trickjaw posted:

And that dashing young turk's father was....?

Google tells me nothing! :(

Grey Hunter
Oct 17, 2007

Hero of the soviet union.
Accidental destroyer of planets

Trickjaw posted:

Umm, jus looked at the article, the guy is blind. Don't get me wrong, they are both silly.

Okay, I recind the stoned part. Didn't want to click click bait.

Zalakwe
Jun 4, 2007
Likes Cake, Hates Hamsters



NotJustANumber99 posted:

i knock it aside ready to do full battle

Hold on, just replacing all the blood in my body for no reason.

Tarnop
Nov 25, 2013

Pull me out

NotJustANumber99 posted:

Ahah, but also add in Pete Sampras, the previous goat tennis man, married Bridgette wilson, mortal kombat actress heiress to the Wilson sports brand fortune for which said volleyball was named!

I feel I have now, fully, explained the "joke".

5d joke chess

Only Kindness
Oct 12, 2016
My ears pricked up at mention of Thames. Before Xmas I eBay'd a DVD of the complete Chance In A Million, something I've wanted to see again for a long time, as I love Rube Goldberg plotting.

Thirty years, remembered it, clear as bell, being on ITV. Not so! Channel 4. False memory. Second surprise: had surmised Chance's unusual speech affectation invented by actor Callow. Also not so! Was in original script. World, crumbling. Not watched yet. As 1980s, assume actor Blethyn in lingerie every episode.

Downs pint in one, stalks out, pub collapses behind self.

Catzilla
May 12, 2003

"Untie the queen"


Only Kindness posted:

My ears pricked up at mention of Thames. Before Xmas I eBay'd a DVD of the complete Chance In A Million, something I've wanted to see again for a long time, as I love Rube Goldberg plotting.

Thirty years, remembered it, clear as bell, being on ITV. Not so! Channel 4. False memory. Second surprise: had surmised Chance's unusual speech affectation invented by actor Callow. Also not so! Was in original script. World, crumbling. Not watched yet. As 1980s, assume actor Blethyn in lingerie every episode.

Downs pint in one, stalks out, pub collapses behind self.

Blimey you’ve bought back some memories I thought I had buried!

Lungboy
Aug 23, 2002

NEED SQUAT FORM HELP
Jolly Roger's Cookbook was the one I seem to recall downloading many dead hard drives ago. Don't think I ever even opened the file.

Niric
Jul 23, 2008

forkboy84 posted:

Last i checked furries were the modern equivalent of the Popes & Kings of early modern Europe, commissioning all the art. Sure, you might not want to do another picture of Mary/a guy as a wolf but gently caress it, pays the rent

Somewhere in deepest, darkest Didcot, there's a ceiling ablaze with colour, with bold experiments in composition, with historically literate but endlessly playful engagement with signs and signifiers, enough for centuries of critical interpretation and reinterpretation.

Except, you know, it's Sonic loving the cast of Disney's robin hood

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Is that better or worse than a Mesopotamian creation myth rehashed for European sensibilities in a way that shows off how many protractors the artist owned?

I guess that all depends on if it's new or classic Sonic.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Only Kindness posted:

My ears pricked up at mention of Thames. Before Xmas I eBay'd a DVD of the complete Chance In A Million, something I've wanted to see again for a long time, as I love Rube Goldberg plotting.

Thirty years, remembered it, clear as bell, being on ITV. Not so! Channel 4. False memory. Second surprise: had surmised Chance's unusual speech affectation invented by actor Callow. Also not so! Was in original script. World, crumbling. Not watched yet. As 1980s, assume actor Blethyn in lingerie every episode.

Downs pint in one, stalks out, pub collapses behind self.

Another false memory here because I was certain that it had been on the Beeb, possible because of that loving terrible theme song - but now I realise the theme song in my memory isn't actually the theme of the show (which is terrible in the same ways) and I'm wondering what the theme I actually have in my head is.

(Also fair play to pre-teen me who watched the first half of the first episode and decided it was basically Oh Crikey from The Young Ones and just went and played on my Spectrum as soon as I heard that theme song because my family all loving loved that show - except I don't remember the theme song right and now I think about it I probably had an Acorn in 1984 and now I don't know who I am or if I ever even had a family)

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/Leon_Sverdlov/status/1479160458707976196

Why is every other country better at dissent than us?

keep punching joe
Jan 22, 2006

Die Satan!
We like living in filth and being trodden on by our betters.

A nation of paypigs.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Oh no not another long digression on how the Brits are simultaneously too servile but also masters of colonial subjugation

:umberto:

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NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
its just some lads on a horsey ride

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