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Have you found the butt? It's the one with the dots!
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Jan 10, 2022 21:39
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A Pack of Kobolds posted:She's got a butt in her dress He's got an action torso!
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Jan 10, 2022 21:58
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He's the man who comes in pieces!
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Jan 10, 2022 22:05
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Beast of Yucca Flats Wish it was the Breast of Yucca Flats...
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Jan 10, 2022 22:06
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Ah, Night on Butt Mountain.
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Jan 10, 2022 22:18
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Come up here, where it's really obscene!
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Red Zone Cuba is the only Francis flick I've seen from start to finish. The other two are absolute sleeping pills. Maybe one day.
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The only interesting part of Beast of Yucca Flats is when Coleman crams Tony Cardoza and the coffee guy in as obvious cameos in very short order
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My favorite of the three is The Skydivers. It's the only one that has anything close to resembling a plot. Also, coffee!
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Jan 11, 2022 14:03
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Sex for sundries is fun! Everybody!
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Cross-Section posted:The only interesting part of Beast of Yucca Flats is when Coleman crams Tony Cardoza and the coffee guy in as obvious cameos in very short order Like I've said before it's probably legitimately the worst film MST3K has ever riffed
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Zamboni Rodeo posted:My favorite of the three is The Skydivers. It's the only one that has anything close to resembling a plot. "It's like Manos without the lucid plot." I'm still not sure who was cheating with whom. I'm going to assume everyone.
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Morter posted:Red Zone Cuba is the only Francis flick I've seen from start to finish. The other two are absolute sleeping pills. Hercules is what I watch when I wanted to get over an illness. Beast of Yucca Flats is what I would watch if I wanted to die of it.
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Pershing posted:Hercules is what I watch when I wanted to get over an illness. Beast of Yucca Flats is what I would watch if I wanted to die of it. The latter for me would be Wild World of Batwoman. It lulls me into a soporific state any time I try to watch it, once jarred to harsh wakefulness by the racist séance.
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Jan 11, 2022 18:56
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Dawgstar posted:The latter for me would be Wild World of Batwoman. It lulls me into a soporific state any time I try to watch it, once jarred to harsh wakefulness by the racist séance. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_nPp64OrBc
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Jan 11, 2022 19:02
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Couple years back my wife and I hit Wild World of Batwoman on our watchlist, and on back-to-back evenings trying to watch it fell asleep both times. Just an incredible movie.
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Jan 11, 2022 19:37
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Specialty breads are all the breads that aren't white bread. https://twitter.com/breaded_cats/status/1480763878233583619 This bread is furry and makes a purring noise when you touch it.
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Jan 11, 2022 22:10
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Everyone is right about Beast of Yucca Flats, it's appalling. But for some reason I like it. I cannot pin anything down, it loving sucks, but I'd rather watch it than Hobgoblins any day. I think maybe its weirdness just sits with me. I dunno. I watched Jack Frost the other day without MSTing, now that's a fun movie.
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muscles like this! posted:Specialty breads are all the breads that aren't white bread. WHERES YOUR BREAD CAAAAAT WHERESYOUR BREADCAT WHERESYOUR BREADCAT
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HopperUK posted:Everyone is right about Beast of Yucca Flats, it's appalling. But for some reason I like it. I cannot pin anything down, it loving sucks, but I'd rather watch it than Hobgoblins any day. I think maybe its weirdness just sits with me. I dunno. I watched Jack Frost the other day without MSTing, now that's a fun movie. Just listening to Mike obsess over the "flag on the moon" thing is worth it.
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I just watched The Brain for the first time. How did the live show deal with the lady who shows up several times just to show her boobs? Did they just use a tv edit, or was it like Joel’s City Limits umbrella or the drones in Avalanche?
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I AM GRANDO posted:I just watched The Brain for the first time. How did the live show deal with the lady who shows up several times just to show her boobs? Did they just use a tv edit, or was it like Joel’s City Limits umbrella or the drones in Avalanche? I think they must have used a TV edit. I don't remember there being any additional fx's blocking the screen, but it's been a few years since that tour.
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Dawgstar posted:The latter for me would be Wild World of Batwoman. It lulls me into a soporific state any time I try to watch it, once jarred to harsh wakefulness by the racist séance. I'm a fan of it! The Cheating short is a great lead-in and the movie is just so goddamn strange I find it appealing. Except for the racism
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HopperUK posted:Everyone is right about Beast of Yucca Flats, it's appalling. But for some reason I like it. I cannot pin anything down, it loving sucks, but I'd rather watch it than Hobgoblins any day. I think maybe its weirdness just sits with me. I dunno. I watched Jack Frost the other day without MSTing, now that's a fun movie. The thing about Coleman Francis's films is that they are all so hateful. His films are about terrible people who do terrible things and have terrible things happen to them. And when there's a good person, you can be assured something terrible will happen to them. So you're watching pure misanthropy crossed with technical ineptitude, and not only that, his films get worse as he goes on. It's pure hate on celluloid.
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I recently binged thru the entirety of Netflix Mst3k while playing my mmo vidya games, and man. What a great thing to put on while mindless chopping trees. That god drat big foot saved my dad episode is a hoot. Bang! Bang bang bang bang!
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I don't think it's hate that drives Coleman Francis films. It's depression and untreated PTSD. Francis was a combat medic in the Pacific and self-medicated with alcohol after the war, which destroyed his marriage. His films were made in a brief period when he was sober. Then his younger son enlisted and was sent to Vietnam which made him relapse and become a derelict who died alone in the back of a station wagon. None of this changes that the fact he had essentially zero talent for filmmaking (there's a couple scenes in his films that work, but blind squirrels and so forth), of course. That part is undeniable. Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 19:39 on Jan 12, 2022 |
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I AM GRANDO posted:I just watched The Brain for the first time. How did the live show deal with the lady who shows up several times just to show her boobs? Did they just use a tv edit, or was it like Joel’s City Limits umbrella or the drones in Avalanche? I found a Graydon Clark movie the other day called Black Shampoo, ostensibly a blackploitation flick about a chainsaw wielding hairdresser who goes after the mafia.... but it's actually just a porno. I really wish it wasn't because the premise sounds so great.
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Another Bill posted:I found a Graydon Clark movie the other day called Black Shampoo, ostensibly a blackploitation flick about a chainsaw wielding hairdresser who goes after the mafia.... but it's actually just a porno. I really wish it wasn't because the premise sounds so great. It's like a mirror universe Guy from Harlem, which is best described as a porn film that never gets around to the pornography.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:It's like a mirror universe Guy from Harlem, which is best described as a porn film that never gets around to the pornography. Can I interest you in a New York strip well done and some J&B Scotch?
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:It's like a mirror universe Guy from Harlem, which is best described as a porn film that never gets around to the pornography. An excellent observation. Anyways, I'm pissed at myself because I missed the Frank and Trace show last night. I usually buy a ticket and watch it at my leisure. Hopefully they'll throw it up on Dumb Industries soon.
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There was an error with the first short where Trace somehow got dropped so it is just Frank for that one. They did fix it after.
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Another Bill posted:Anyways, I'm pissed at myself because I missed the Frank and Trace show last night. I usually buy a ticket and watch it at my leisure. Hopefully they'll throw it up on Dumb Industries soon. You can still purchase it. This was posted half an hour ago: https://twitter.com/TheMadsAreBack/status/1481364373499224071
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I was watching Diabolik today and after, what, 25 years, I just realized there's a huge scene just flat out missing from the middle of the movie.
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Sash! posted:I was watching Diabolik today and after, what, 25 years, I just realized there's a huge scene just flat out missing from the middle of the movie. Maybe it just lives with John Saxon's fate in Mitchell. (Something to do with a dune buggy, right?)
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I'm not sure what happened in the missing bit other than the mst3k version goes from Diabolik catapulting his clothes off the castle to being in the car and Eva is hurt. Somehow I never realized that she never gets hurt and he never gets out of the castle.
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