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The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"
No Touchdown

gently caress off forever, Ben

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Wiltsghost
Mar 27, 2011


lol get hosed

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Would've been great if that game ended with some linebacker blowing up Ben's knee but oh well.

Bills/Chiefs oughta be fun.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

communicative

surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
This weekend, we have seen:

- The Raiders get karmic punishment for ruining the Perfect Tie
- The Bengals end the longest playoff win drought in professional sports
- The Bills play the first perfect game on offense in league history
- The Patriots get brutally humiliated
- The Cowboys brutally humiliate themselves
- The Steelers get brutally humiliated and the end of Rapist Ben's career

That's a lot of good poo poo, and there's still one more game.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Weird to think he's done now. No more calling him, say, a fat idiot; a fat rapist; etc. Like dust in the wind. drat.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
gently caress off forever ben

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

I wordlessly showed this to my wife and she just asked "Where's 'rapist'?" Tally it.

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."
good bye you fat rapist gently caress, eat poo poo


and gently caress you raiders for giving him another playoff shot

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

surf rock posted:

This weekend, we have seen:

- The Raiders get karmic punishment for ruining the Perfect Tie
- The Bengals end the longest playoff win drought in professional sports
- The Bills play the first perfect game on offense in league history
- The Patriots get brutally humiliated
- The Cowboys brutally humiliate themselves
- The Steelers get brutally humiliated and the end of Rapist Ben's career

That's a lot of good poo poo, and there's still one more game.

* 2 Fatmen touchdowns

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

surf rock posted:

This weekend, we have seen:

- The Raiders get karmic punishment for ruining the Perfect Tie
- The Bengals end the longest playoff win drought in professional sports
- The Bills play the first perfect game on offense in league history
- The Patriots get brutally humiliated
- The Cowboys brutally humiliate themselves
- The Steelers get brutally humiliated and the end of Rapist Ben's career

That's a lot of good poo poo, and there's still one more game.

This has been an extremely good weekend of football aside from that morning game today.

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

surf rock posted:

This weekend, we have seen:

- The Raiders get karmic punishment for ruining the Perfect Tie
- The Bengals end the longest playoff win drought in professional sports
- The Bills play the first perfect game on offense in league history
- The Patriots get brutally humiliated
- The Cowboys brutally humiliate themselves
- The Steelers get brutally humiliated and the end of Rapist Ben's career

That's a lot of good poo poo, and there's still one more game.

Baller weekend, though I guess most of the games were one sided

Silent Movie
Jul 23, 2007
bye bye Ben

Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!
There goes one of the best to ever play QB. A few years later than it should be, but farewell.

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

Cavauro posted:

communicative

i bet he appears that way when the other person keeps saying no

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.

RC and Moon Pie posted:

* 2 Fatmen touchdowns

:mmmhmm:

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Thank you KC for doing the needful and ending Ben. Though I wish it could be on a pick 6 or a super sack.

Ogmius815
Aug 25, 2005
centrism is a hell of a drug


1.7 yards per attempt.


Lol.

Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!

surf rock posted:

This weekend, we have seen:

- The Raiders get karmic punishment for ruining the Perfect Tie
- The Bengals end the longest playoff win drought in professional sports
- The Bills play the first perfect game on offense in league history
- The Patriots get brutally humiliated
- The Cowboys brutally humiliate themselves
- The Steelers get brutally humiliated and the end of Rapist Ben's career

That's a lot of good poo poo, and there's still one more game.

it's been an extremely boring lovely weekend of poorly played football. the 7 seed was a giant mistake

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Despera posted:

i bet he appears that way when the other person keeps saying no

that sounds like it's not right probly but i don't know

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Roasted Donut posted:

There goes one of the rapists to ever play QB. A few years later than it should be, but farewell.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Anyone gonna switch over to day 1 of the Australian Open? No one?

DR AIDS
Nov 4, 2008

No shits will be given

Roasted Donut posted:

There goes one of the best to ever play QB. A few years later than it should be, but farewell.

Lol who gives a poo poo he's a rapist

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Roasted Donut posted:

There goes one of the best to ever play QB. A few years later than it should be, but farewell.

mans did a lot of cool rapes

whos that broooown
Dec 10, 2009

2024 Comeback Poster of the Year
Always good to see ben get denied

Argus Zant
Nov 18, 2012

Wer ist bereit zu tanzen?

sweet thursday posted:

Weird to think he's done now. No more calling him, say, a fat idiot; a fat rapist; etc. Like dust in the wind. drat.

I don't know what you're talking about; I will absolutely continue to refer to him as either "Ben Rapistburger" or "Big Rapist Ben" when he inevitably gets trotted out as some talking head football pundit some years from now or when NBC makes the decision to cut him a paycheck to replace Al or Cris or when a primetime game puts a render of his miserable face on screen when talking about some dumb record

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Josh Lyman posted:

Anyone gonna switch over to day 1 of the Australian Open? No one?

Since it looks like Joker isn't going to be in it, why bother?

(Not that I wanted him to win, but his presence was a drat clown show).

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
so long ben, you sucked in a lot of ways but were ok at football sometimes

a land of contrasts

Ogmius815
Aug 25, 2005
centrism is a hell of a drug

Why the gently caress did Al Michaels call Rapelisburger a “sure hall of famer.” Are his numbers really that good? I didn’t think he was on that level.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Ogmius815 posted:

Why the gently caress did Al Michaels call Rapelisburger a sure hall of famer. Are his numbers really that good? I didnt think he was on that level.

2 Super Bowls and 3rd in passing yards seems noteworthy

Keyser_Soze
May 5, 2009

Pillbug
3,000 HP Hayabusa Motorcycle should have won. gently caress off forever dumb drunk rapey Ben and the dirty Squealers.

22.6

Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!

Ogmius815 posted:

Why the gently caress did Al Michaels call Rapelisburger a “sure hall of famer.” Are his numbers really that good? I didn’t think he was on that level.

He has two superbowls and is one of the best QBs to ever play. So yes, he's a very obvious slam dunk first ballot hall of famer.

whos that broooown
Dec 10, 2009

2024 Comeback Poster of the Year

Ogmius815 posted:

Why the gently caress did Al Michaels call Rapelisburger a “sure hall of famer.” Are his numbers really that good? I didn’t think he was on that level.

Yeah, he was pretty good at actual football

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Ogmius815 posted:

Why the gently caress did Al Michaels call Rapelisburger a “sure hall of famer.” Are his numbers really that good? I didn’t think he was on that level.

He getting into the HoF is an easy yes, unfortunately

Ogmius815
Aug 25, 2005
centrism is a hell of a drug

Android Apocalypse posted:

2 Super Bowls and 3rd in passing yards seems noteworthy

Eli Manning has multiple rings. Is he a “sure hall of famer”

Wiltsghost
Mar 27, 2011


Ogmius815 posted:

Why the gently caress did Al Michaels call Rapelisburger a “sure hall of famer.” Are his numbers really that good? I didn’t think he was on that level.

He was really good for a long time.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Ogmius815 posted:

Eli Manning has multiple rings. Is he a “sure hall of famer”

Yes he is

Also Big Ben was way better than Eli

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
anyway looking forward to the steelers finding another quarterback in like 2043

or I guess I could pretend to like the eagles or something

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

BGrifter posted:

This has been an extremely good weekend of football aside from that morning game today.

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