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also if youve never stolen from big box department stores you are one hundred percent bitch
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Chief McHeath posted:Don't shoplift from Target. They have a reputation for letting you steal poo poo over and over again until you hit the felony threshold, then they'll press charges. Just steal from Walmart dang. Scan one bag two. bitchmade bitcvh narc
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Jan 18, 2022 07:41
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yall got too dicktaken about CVSs and Walgeens being looted. WHO CARES???? its the EXACT stores that should be cleaned out. stay out of the bodegas. Burn the chains to the ground.
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Jan 18, 2022 07:44
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i will never stop stealing from walmart and loblaws
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Jan 18, 2022 07:55
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I prefer to do my thefts in cyberspace tyvm
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Jan 18, 2022 07:55
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Nooner posted:I prefer to do my thefts in cyberspace tyvm please give me back my apes
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Jan 18, 2022 07:56
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Nooner posted:I prefer to do my thefts in cyberspace tyvm Brother could you lend me some crypto???? Edit: dammit sid
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Jan 18, 2022 07:56
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If I don’t go to Target how will I expand my comic book character graphic tee collection?
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Jan 18, 2022 08:00
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When pandemic first started and stores didn't know what was what and got shut down and then reopened I would hood up mask on run riot on Walmart. Haven't in a while anyway. I wanted a yo-yo the other day and walmart didn't have any.
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Jan 18, 2022 08:02
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I had a week long work trip several years ago and they specifically told us just to pack jeans and t-shirts. The 2nd to last day of the trip the guy leading the course goes "Oh and we're going to see the CEO tomorrow so dress nice!" I went to Target and found a pair of pants and a polo shirt for under 40 bucks total, and the woman checking me out couldn't get the pants to scan correctly anyway so she just marked them as $5.
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Jan 18, 2022 14:33
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Pug Rodeo posted:If I don’t go to Target how will I expand my comic book character graphic tee collection? they have good t shrts too tho i gotta purple rain anna wu-tang shirt there
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Jan 18, 2022 15:16
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i don’t shoplift anymore but my thing that I do frequently is get really high end produce and then enter it as the shittiest possible version of that produce, like I get fancy organic heirloom carrots and enter them as lovely regular carrots, or I get Asian pears and enter them as regular pears. never been questioned and if anyone ever does i’ll just be like hurr sorry i thought it was a different pear. What are they going to do, kill me
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Jan 18, 2022 15:19
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Sid Vicious posted:i stopped going to walmart because im like 95% sure they realiEzed i was regularly shoplifting >100 dollars of stuff every time lol They 100% do not care about tracking shoplifters lol Shoplifting from big box stores is cool and good
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Jan 18, 2022 15:19
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ChunTheUnavoidable posted:i don’t shoplift anymore but my thing that I do frequently is get really high end produce and then enter it as the shittiest possible version of that produce, like I get fancy organic heirloom carrots and enter them as lovely regular carrots, or I get Asian pears and enter them as regular pears. never been questioned and if anyone ever does i’ll just be like hurr sorry i thought it was a different pear. What are they going to do, kill me the perfect crime...
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Jan 18, 2022 15:37
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Target Babes
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Jan 18, 2022 15:41
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its true, target shopper are more attractive on average than walmart shopper after all i shop there 
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Jan 18, 2022 15:43
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One time I stacked a bunch of smaller Rubbermaids in a bigger one, and told the check out person twice I had them in there. They just said "okay" each time and didn't open the thing or anything. It wasn't really shoplifting it was a gift from an employee
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Jan 18, 2022 16:02
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i came real close to getting selected for jury duty for some dudes the cops claimed were looting a target during the riots. the da must have smelled the nullification oozing out my pores
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Jan 18, 2022 16:37
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can never find anything in one, and if you ask a worker they get angry. make sure to do self check out so you won’t be rung up incorrectly … over-all terrible store to go into. 2/10 butts (which apparently what you call a dart board)
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Jan 18, 2022 16:55
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My sister gave me this great eggplant-colored hoodie for Christmas. It was from Target. Really nice fit, great color. Worried it'll shrink though...trying to be careful not to put it in the dryer!
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Jan 18, 2022 19:35
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precision posted:that oesn't sound very plausible to me. youre suggesting that target knows people are stealing, keeps records of them havng stoled, and waits until the records show they stole enough, and then... calls the cops...? They have a dedicated investigation branch. https://corporate.target.com/_media/TargetCorp/csr/pdf/Target-Forensic-Services-Fact-Sheet.pdf  Note "organized retail crime." They don't give a poo poo about, like, a guy stealing a pack of batteries but if you keep going back to the same place or coordinate with other people Target will absolutely ship all the evidence off to their weird CSI lab to connect the dots. With modern software that can track people as they move around, entering and leaving different cameras' views, it's not even terribly difficult. Blue Footed Booby fucked around with this message at 19:43 on Jan 18, 2022 |
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Jan 18, 2022 19:36
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Around here all the pretty ladies shop at target
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Jan 18, 2022 19:44
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I used to work at Target and it really depends on what kind of bullshit you want to put up with as a retail person. Do you prefer getting harassed by the methed-up tweaker that’s also day drunk at Wal-Mart, or do you want to get harassed by the coked-up wife of a lawyer who is also day drunk at Target.
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Jan 18, 2022 19:59
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Sid Vicious posted:target tried to come here to canada and bought up all the old Zellers properties and lasted less than two years lol I got caught trying to shoplift a red bull from zellers when I was younger and they tried to charge me 300 dollars illegally
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Jan 18, 2022 20:07
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They can potentially have good popcorn depending on who is working. I used to grab a bag every sunday at a certain store because my girl Maria would make PERFECT popcorn. Just the right amount of seasoning. Incredible
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Jan 18, 2022 20:14
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precision posted:that oesn't sound very plausible to me. youre suggesting that target knows people are stealing, keeps records of them havng stoled, and waits until the records show they stole enough, and then... calls the cops...? this is a very real thing and cabelas canada does it aswell
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Jan 18, 2022 20:19
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it’s definitely not standard practice but there have been cases of targets and Walmarts that build a case on a shoplifter until they accumulate a certain cash value and then drop the hammer. This only happens if you’re stealing an absurd amount of stuff though I’m sure
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Jan 18, 2022 20:21
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ChunTheUnavoidable posted:it’s definitely not standard practice but there have been cases of targets and Walmarts that build a case on a shoplifter until they accumulate a certain cash value and then drop the hammer. This only happens if you’re stealing an absurd amount of stuff though I’m sure thats why im concerned lol
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Jan 18, 2022 20:30
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yeah I would just not go back there or not steal if you do lmao. I bet you’re fine though
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Jan 18, 2022 20:31
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I worked at target for seven years many moons ago. Absolutely wild to me that when I worked there I made $6.90 an hour and once got sent home for wearing a red striped shirt instead of solid red and nowadays target employees make $18/hr, wear whatever they want, and completely ignore all customers. This is the way it should be, I’m just jealous that things were so lovely for me.
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remigious posted:I worked at target for seven years many moons ago. Absolutely wild to me that when I worked there I made $6.90 an hour and once got sent home for wearing a red striped shirt instead of solid red and nowadays target employees make $18/hr, wear whatever they want, and completely ignore all customers. This is the way it should be, I’m just jealous that things were so lovely for me. this is what its like to be our parents
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Jan 18, 2022 20:54
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ChunTheUnavoidable posted:it’s definitely not standard practice but there have been cases of targets and Walmarts that build a case on a shoplifter until they accumulate a certain cash value and then drop the hammer. This only happens if you’re stealing an absurd amount of stuff though I’m sure right like i don't doubt they do this for people stealing high dollar stuff repeatedly... like TVs or laptops... im just saying for lierally everything else it would just cost them more money to do all this... there are ppl who go around stealing literally dozens of TVs in a holiday season... itt those are the only ppl who should be worried about it
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Jan 18, 2022 21:32
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precision posted:right like i don't doubt they do this for people stealing high dollar stuff repeatedly... like TVs or laptops... I finally understand why Walmart doesn't carry TVs worth buying in Canada now
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Jan 18, 2022 21:36
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lol last time i saw someone get busted by walmart loss prevention they tried to walk out with an RCA tv and a bunch of dog food
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Jan 18, 2022 21:37
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My dog likes to watch tv
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The dog food was probably more expensive than the RCA TV.
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The Loss Prevention at Target was way more serious than any other store I’ve ever worked at. In retrospect It seems weird that we’d get a report that somebody stole from two other locations earlier in our district and be on the lookout and sure enough they’d come into our store the same day to steal the same items. But yeah it was always large things like just tossing TVs into a shopping cart and walking out with it.
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Jan 18, 2022 21:51
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idk if this kind of retail was like this but at department stores we as the employees were the primary targets of the loss prevention people. ESPECIALLY after we left. I went back once six months later and got tailed by a rentacop the entire time. Like he was on me immediately; either it was a tremendous coincidence or they had some serious facecam tech
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There recently was an old guy in a wheelchair who stole a toolbox from Walmart and the cop mag-dumped into him when he refused to stop rolling away so I dunno, I guess you take your chances.
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the interiors of target and walmart are 14 years old
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