Goon Running for Vice-President of the United States

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K3nT3n: Oct 8, 2015; If you see me posting my own tweets, please report me so I will be probated for a month.

My campaign details...
VaeHybrid.com
@ChaosMarines, @VaeHybrid, IG: VPcandidate

My platform with the Independent Voters Caucus is simply this:

My name is Vae Wolf Hybrid. Doctor Vae Wolf Hybrid. I was born into the Buddhist Sangha of Vietnam where my great grandfathers founded and established Linh Son Pagoda. I am an American who gained his citizenship through war. My father and my uncles all fought bravely for the U.S. Army and still we could not democracy for my homeland.

I converted almost years ago through baptism. I lost almost all of my friends and family because I had become a born again who truly believes in a higher power. Today... I am still know this:

"Then Jesus came to them and said, �All authority in heaven and on earth has been given to Me. Therefore go and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit, and teaching them to obey all that I have commanded you. And surely I am with you always, even to the end of the age.�
- The Great Commission, Matthew 28:19

And though it hurts... the pain and suffering... I believe... it will end. It will end through the power of our almighty maker.

"He injures; He heals"
- Job 5:18

I have been a loser for my entire life because I am a sinner, but I do not want to sin anymore. I have been a goon since middle school and now I'm 33 years old. I joined these forums because I wanted to socialize on the internet as I did not have many friends back then and even now today.

If you have any questions, please let me know.

K3nT3n fucked around with this message at 10:50 on Jan 22, 2022

# ? Jan 22, 2022 05:26

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 17:16

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

Hope

# ? Jan 22, 2022 05:27

William Henry Hairytaint: Oct 29, 2011

You can't be vice president if you weren't born a US citizen OP

# ? Jan 22, 2022 05:30

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Sorry OP, I don�t believe religious zealots should be in office

# ? Jan 22, 2022 05:31

Betty Wight: Jan 1, 2022

GBS civics lessons got us here.

# ? Jan 22, 2022 05:31

Wall Balls: Jun 3, 2007; Spanish Castle Magic

will you legalize, you know... it?

# ? Jan 22, 2022 05:31

syntaxfunction: Oct 27, 2010

I'd recommend a better country OP. The US is not a great place to build reputation tbh. It's like going to a tech school run by Luddites.

# ? Jan 22, 2022 05:31

ErrorInvalidUser: Aug 23, 2021; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Smugworth posted:

Hope

obama killed hope

:rip:

# ? Jan 22, 2022 05:32

Schir: Jan 23, 2012

Well, best of luck!

# ? Jan 22, 2022 05:33

ChunTheUnavoidable: Sep 27, 2021

I will be your friend op

# ? Jan 22, 2022 05:34

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

K3nT3n posted:

My campaign details...
VaeHybrid.com
@venushermes, @vaehybrid, IG: vpcandidate

My platform with the Independent Voters Caucus is simply this:

My name is Vae Wolf Hybrid. Doctor Vae Wolf Hybrid. I was born into the Buddhist Sangha of Vietnam where my great grandfathers founded and established Linh Son Pagoda. I am an American who gained his citizenship through war. My father and my uncles all fought bravely for the U.S. Army and still we could not democracy for my homeland.

I converted almost years ago through baptism. I lost almost all of my friends and family because I had become a born again who truly believes in a higher power. Today... I am still know this:

"Then Jesus came to them and said, �All authority in heaven and on earth has been given to Me. Therefore go and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit, and teaching them to obey all that I have commanded you. And surely I am with you always, even to the end of the age.�
- The Great Commission, Matthew 28:19

And though it hurts... the pain and suffering... I believe... it will end. It will end through the power of our almighty maker.

"He injures; He heals"
- Job 5:18

I have been a loser for my entire life because I am a sinner, but I do not want to sin anymore. I have been a goon since middle school and now I'm 33 years old. I joined these forums because I wanted to socialize on the internet as I did not have many friends back then and even now today.

If you have any questions, please let me know.

nope, no questions.

# ? Jan 22, 2022 05:36

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

jump in the line rock your body in time okay i believe you

# ? Jan 22, 2022 05:37

Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; More like "Bulges Adventure"

How will you secure our borders and what is your stance on critical race theory?

# ? Jan 22, 2022 05:37

its all nice on rice: Nov 12, 2006; Sweet, Salty Goodness.; Buglord

It's a long road but I'm sure beto will pick you to be his running mate.

# ? Jan 22, 2022 05:38

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

what's your position on the recent nuclear modernization review and upcoming budget appropriations?

# ? Jan 22, 2022 05:40

Betty Wight: Jan 1, 2022

Mozi posted:

what's your position on the recent nuclear modernization review and upcoming budget appropriations?

I�ll jump in as their spokesperson.

Necessary. Approved on day one. America�s strategic arsenal is a necessary component of our global security posture.

# ? Jan 22, 2022 05:47

Bloodfart McCoy: Jul 20, 2007; That's a high quality avatar right there.

What is your stance on Galaxy Quest erotic fan fiction?

# ? Jan 22, 2022 05:47

Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; More like "Bulges Adventure"

Who is your favorite president and why is it Donald J. Trump?

# ? Jan 22, 2022 05:50

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

K3nT3n posted:

My campaign details...
VaeHybrid.com
@venushermes, @vaehybrid, IG: vpcandidate

My platform with the Independent Voters Caucus is simply this:

My name is Vae Wolf Hybrid. Doctor Vae Wolf Hybrid. I was born into the Buddhist Sangha of Vietnam where my great grandfathers founded and established Linh Son Pagoda. I am an American who gained his citizenship through war. My father and my uncles all fought bravely for the U.S. Army and still we could not democracy for my homeland.

I converted almost years ago through baptism. I lost almost all of my friends and family because I had become a born again who truly believes in a higher power. Today... I am still know this:

"Then Jesus came to them and said, �All authority in heaven and on earth has been given to Me. Therefore go and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit, and teaching them to obey all that I have commanded you. And surely I am with you always, even to the end of the age.�
- The Great Commission, Matthew 28:19

And though it hurts... the pain and suffering... I believe... it will end. It will end through the power of our almighty maker.

"He injures; He heals"
- Job 5:18

I have been a loser for my entire life because I am a sinner, but I do not want to sin anymore. I have been a goon since middle school and now I'm 33 years old. I joined these forums because I wanted to socialize on the internet as I did not have many friends back then and even now today.

If you have any questions, please let me know.

no, I don't have any questions

# ? Jan 22, 2022 05:50

Betty Wight: Jan 1, 2022

Bogus Adventure posted:

How will you secure our borders and what is your stance on critical race theory?

Boarders are often defined by treaties, law, and obligations as much as they are geographic features. A secure boarder is necessary to ensure our country upholds our obligations to our other sovereign partners.

This administration considers critical race theory to be a state issue to be determined by local boards and departments of education. However we will support any jurisdictions that choose to roll it out.

# ? Jan 22, 2022 05:52

Betty Wight: Jan 1, 2022

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

What is your stance on Galaxy Quest erotic fan fiction?

Security please remove the reporter from OAN.

# ? Jan 22, 2022 05:53

Bloodfart McCoy: Jul 20, 2007; That's a high quality avatar right there.

Betty Wight posted:

Security please remove the reporter from OAN.

You�ll never take me alive.

*tazes myself in the nuts until I literally die*

# ? Jan 22, 2022 05:56

Nelson Mandingo: Mar 27, 2005

yeOWCH MY BALLS!!!!

# ? Jan 22, 2022 05:56

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

Vote

# ? Jan 22, 2022 05:59

Bloodfart McCoy: Jul 20, 2007; That's a high quality avatar right there.

Nelson Mandingo posted:

yeOWCH MY BALLS!!!!

No. MY balls.

# ? Jan 22, 2022 06:00

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Sooooo you're some kinda Christian werewolf? That's cool dude

# ? Jan 22, 2022 06:01

Sophy Wackles: Dec 17, 2000; > access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.

You have my vote OP.

# ? Jan 22, 2022 06:02

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

K3nT3n posted:

My campaign details...
VaeHybrid.com
@venushermes, @vaehybrid, IG: vpcandidate

My platform with the Independent Voters Caucus is simply this:

My name is Vae Wolf Hybrid. Doctor Vae Wolf Hybrid. I was born into the Buddhist Sangha of Vietnam where my great grandfathers founded and established Linh Son Pagoda. I am an American who gained his citizenship through war. My father and my uncles all fought bravely for the U.S. Army and still we could not democracy for my homeland.

I converted almost years ago through baptism. I lost almost all of my friends and family because I had become a born again who truly believes in a higher power. Today... I am still know this:

"Then Jesus came to them and said, �All authority in heaven and on earth has been given to Me. Therefore go and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit, and teaching them to obey all that I have commanded you. And surely I am with you always, even to the end of the age.�
- The Great Commission, Matthew 28:19

And though it hurts... the pain and suffering... I believe... it will end. It will end through the power of our almighty maker.

"He injures; He heals"
- Job 5:18

I have been a loser for my entire life because I am a sinner, but I do not want to sin anymore. I have been a goon since middle school and now I'm 33 years old. I joined these forums because I wanted to socialize on the internet as I did not have many friends back then and even now today.

If you have any questions, please let me know.

I'm trying to post my response but my phone keeps eating my posts

basically I just want to say that I don't have any questions

# ? Jan 22, 2022 06:12

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

K3nT3n posted:

I have been a loser for my entire life because

You still are a loser OP. Who the hell runs for second place?

"My dream is to win the silver medal for the 100m at the Olympic games!"

"When I grow up I want to get knocked out cold in the first round in a bout for the heavy weight championship of the world!"

# ? Jan 22, 2022 06:13

Bloodfart McCoy: Jul 20, 2007; That's a high quality avatar right there.

Funky See Funky Do posted:

You still are a loser OP. Who the hell runs for second place?

"My dream is to win the silver medal for the 100m at the Olympic games!"

"When I grow up I want to get knocked out cold in the first round in a bout for the heavy weight championship of the world!"

I want to have the SECOND stretchiest butthole.

:jerkbag:

# ? Jan 22, 2022 06:15

Katamari Democracy: Jan 19, 2010; Guess what!
Guess what this is?
A Post, Just for you!; Wedge Regret

Yeah hey whats up with you in general? Are you ok?

# ? Jan 22, 2022 06:16

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

No. MY balls.

In dieing you have ceded possession of your balls to whoever can take them.

# ? Jan 22, 2022 06:16

its all nice on rice: Nov 12, 2006; Sweet, Salty Goodness.; Buglord

Funky See Funky Do posted:

You still are a loser OP. Who the hell runs for second place?

"My dream is to win the silver medal for the 100m at the Olympic games!"

"When I grow up I want to get knocked out cold in the first round in a bout for the heavy weight championship of the world!"

Maybe the OP just wants a goal they feel is more attainable. Silver to start, gold to finish :shobon:

# ? Jan 22, 2022 06:21

DickParasite: Dec 2, 2004; Slippery Tilde

K3nT3n posted:

My campaign details...
VaeHybrid.com
@venushermes, @vaehybrid, IG: vpcandidate

My platform with the Independent Voters Caucus is simply this:

My name is Vae Wolf Hybrid. Doctor Vae Wolf Hybrid. I was born into the Buddhist Sangha of Vietnam where my great grandfathers founded and established Linh Son Pagoda. I am an American who gained his citizenship through war. My father and my uncles all fought bravely for the U.S. Army and still we could not democracy for my homeland.

I converted almost years ago through baptism. I lost almost all of my friends and family because I had become a born again who truly believes in a higher power. Today... I am still know this:

"Then Jesus came to them and said, �All authority in heaven and on earth has been given to Me. Therefore go and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit, and teaching them to obey all that I have commanded you. And surely I am with you always, even to the end of the age.�
- The Great Commission, Matthew 28:19

And though it hurts... the pain and suffering... I believe... it will end. It will end through the power of our almighty maker.

"He injures; He heals"
- Job 5:18

I have been a loser for my entire life because I am a sinner, but I do not want to sin anymore. I have been a goon since middle school and now I'm 33 years old. I joined these forums because I wanted to socialize on the internet as I did not have many friends back then and even now today.

If you have any questions, please let me know.

what's your favorite anime

# ? Jan 22, 2022 06:22

Bloodfart McCoy: Jul 20, 2007; That's a high quality avatar right there.

Weka posted:

In dieing you have ceded possession of your balls to whoever can take them.

...

Y-your balls?

# ? Jan 22, 2022 06:31

Funky See Funky Do: Aug 20, 2013; STILL TRYING HARD

its all nice on rice posted:

Maybe the OP just wants a goal they feel is more attainable. Silver to start, gold to finish

Name one Vice President that became real presi oh right Lyndon Johnson.

# ? Jan 22, 2022 06:32

slow_twitch: Sep 21, 2005

perma ban this loser

# ? Jan 22, 2022 06:50

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

K3nT3n posted:

My campaign details...
VaeHybrid.com
@venushermes, @vaehybrid, IG: vpcandidate

My platform with the Independent Voters Caucus is simply this:

My name is Vae Wolf Hybrid. Doctor Vae Wolf Hybrid. I was born into the Buddhist Sangha of Vietnam where my great grandfathers founded and established Linh Son Pagoda. I am an American who gained his citizenship through war. My father and my uncles all fought bravely for the U.S. Army and still we could not democracy for my homeland.

I converted almost years ago through baptism. I lost almost all of my friends and family because I had become a born again who truly believes in a higher power. Today... I am still know this:

"Then Jesus came to them and said, “All authority in heaven and on earth has been given to Me. Therefore go and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit, and teaching them to obey all that I have commanded you. And surely I am with you always, even to the end of the age.”
- The Great Commission, Matthew 28:19

And though it hurts... the pain and suffering... I believe... it will end. It will end through the power of our almighty maker.

"He injures; He heals"
- Job 5:18

I have been a loser for my entire life because I am a sinner, but I do not want to sin anymore. I have been a goon since middle school and now I'm 33 years old. I joined these forums because I wanted to socialize on the internet as I did not have many friends back then and even now today.

If you have any questions, please let me know.

hell, same

# ? Jan 22, 2022 06:54

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

doctor hybrid, whats your opinion on the green m&m

would you gently caress it?

would you?

# ? Jan 22, 2022 06:55

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 17:16

Nigmaetcetera: Nov 17, 2004; borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Maybe you should get your raging mental illness under control before attempting to run for office. Also, quoting scripture makes you look crazy, which makes sense because you are.

# ? Jan 22, 2022 07:00

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