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Kazinsal
Dec 13, 2011



Jim Steinman was the real force behind Meat Loaf -- Loaf himself was just the fat guy who could sing

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alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019



disappointed theres no sound :eng99:

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019


Theres two options for the name meatloaf: u can be the worlds greatest dog, or a huge asshat. no in between

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

filthy regex posted:

what's everyone's cum-sock situation? knee-high, crew, low-cut? do you spring for the gold toe?
If you have ever jizzed in a sock I am judging you.

There is not enough eww
*snort*

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

Jabberlock posted:

What did you use as a bedside poo poo bucket, mine was a colander over a pan of baking soda and bleach

mine also had some razor blades and knives and a porno mag in the pan

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

canyoneer posted:



bought a 50 pack of these bad boys for the house and car and boy they absolutely paid for themselves when my 6 year old got carsick on the freeway. not a drop got on him or the car.

i don't remember how much they cost but whatever it was it was worth it

I have a couple of those in my flight bag just in case. My instructor told me to remember two things you must always tell your passengers about the barf bags:

1) get the bag out, or ask for one, when you think you might need it; you don't need to wait until you're sure

2) please flip the headset microphone away from your mouth when the time comes, as the intercom is sound activated

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

KoRMaK posted:

don't feel bad. pretty sure he was anti vax too.

l would do anything for life
(But I won't do that)

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011

https://twitter.com/_w0bb1t_/status/1484198603337908226

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018


:nice:

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

https://twitter.com/theretroroomroo/status/1484399483639238657

Woolwich Bagnet
Apr 27, 2003




and managers saw this and immediately thought 'you're right! if i make a computer do this i can never held accountable!'

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

wise, a big crt will probably damage your bodywork

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:



we used an empty aluminum can of folgers

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop
get up, walk to the bathroom, and spend a night laying on a single folded towel curled up on cold tile puking in the toilet lake an adult, smh :clint:

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


EIDE Van Hagar posted:

get up, walk to the bathroom, and spend a night laying on a single folded towel curled up on cold tile puking in the toilet lake an adult, smh :clint:

ugh that's giving me grim flashbacks

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



EIDE Van Hagar posted:

get up, walk to the bathroom, and spend a night laying on a single folded towel curled up on cold tile puking in the toilet lake an adult, smh :clint:

if you have one of those swanky heated tile floors i feel like this is where they really excel though you may have to fight your pets for space.

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

if anyone knows the larger context of this slide I'd like to hear it.

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

Midjack posted:

if you have one of those swanky heated tile floors i feel like this is where they really excel though you may have to fight your pets for space.

no the cold tile feels good on my head

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
yeah cool is like heaven when you’re nauseous

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy


violently ill

remove the neck pickup and this is basically perfect

wonder how feasible this is irl

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

i loved those cassettes that looked like lil reel-to-reel decks :allears:

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




feel like i've seen that particular nyc skyline background shot in a movie or tv show before

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



mediaphage posted:

no the cold tile feels good on my head

good point. i barf on average once every 9 years so i lose track sometimes.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

i've only barfed on 4 occasions since i was a child, and three of those were just from drinking way too much in college. some people i know seem to have something that makes them throw up on like a weekly basis. it's baffling

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

they must be reading my posts!

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

shoutout to susan from college for holding a black trash bag for me to puke spiced rum into the first night we met and hooking up with me for the next year anyway

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

also, at daiso i got these neat little bags that have a bunch of sodium polyacrylate powder in the bottom, and supposedly they turn any liquid into a gel that can't spill. i can't read the packaging because it's in japanese, but the cartoons imply that you can barf in them or pee in them. i put a couple of those in my flight bag and in my car too. you can never be too prepared!

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
my dad instilled the whole “better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it” into me and I’ve probably lost years of life from carrying unnecessary poo poo with me every second of my existence

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

echinopsis posted:

my dad instilled the whole “better to have it and not need it than need it and not have it” into me and I’ve probably lost years of life from carrying unnecessary poo poo with me every second of my existence

your nasa polo is pretty cool though

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

Blame it on the misfortune of your bark!
Fun Shoe

canyoneer posted:

your nasa polo is pretty cool though

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

canyoneer posted:

your nasa polo is pretty cool though

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

feel like i've seen that particular nyc skyline background shot in a movie or tv show before

Back in the day if you wanted a photo of something with a specific look, you had to actually find a photographer who knew how to do it and hire them to take the photo, and then maybe also get a professional airbrush artist to paint in the parts that couldn't be achieved in the camera or darkroom. You couldn't just send an intern over to New Jersey with their iPhone to take the picture and then hire an Indian guy on Fiverr to photoshop it for you.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

I bet there are more bathroom selfies in existence today than there are photos of the entire world from before 1970.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
:qq: idg the nasa polo joke :qq:

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
the sodium acrylate powder bags are cool. ive never had to use one but i know people who have and they seem to work a treat just like you imply.

anyway if i could have surgery to guarantee i'd never barf again... i say i'd consider it but i prolly wouldnt. i've never had to throw up from drinking too much alcohol but some beers really seem to gently caress me up, especially sours

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD posted:

shoutout to susan from college for holding a black trash bag for me to puke spiced rum into the first night we met and hooking up with me for the next year anyway
Years ago I got lit AF at a goth club and almost got kicked out for repeatedly knocking the SS cap off someone's head so I left.

I woke up some time later in that titty bar on vine, shaken awake by this huge bouncer who sat me down by the vending machine with a trash can to barf on, which I did, profusely.

Everyone was super nice, the dancers checked on me every now and again. It was a real uplifting experience

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

echinopsis posted:

:qq: idg the nasa polo joke :qq:

Look up myrtar's loadout

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Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Sagebrush posted:

also, at daiso i got these neat little bags that have a bunch of sodium polyacrylate powder in the bottom, and supposedly they turn any liquid into a gel that can't spill. i can't read the packaging because it's in japanese, but the cartoons imply that you can barf in them or pee in them. i put a couple of those in my flight bag and in my car too. you can never be too prepared!

my dad bought some "toilet bags" that do the same in case of a long power outage a few years ago

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