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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Careful or goons may want to gas this thread

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3991580&pagenumber=1&perpage=40

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

the one we are posting in or the one you linked?

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



hell yeah gettin educational in this thread

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
I think the forums should ban any sex threads, only anime and video games. Stuff goons know about.

Sex after marriage friends, like Jesus wanted.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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syntaxfunction posted:

I think the forums should ban any sex threads, only anime and video games. Stuff goons know about.

Sex after marriage friends, like Jesus wanted.

then what would we post about.
sorry misread it

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


ejaculation

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Sid Vicious posted:

ejaculation

that is not technically sex

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


penis farts call em peefs ty

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Sid Vicious posted:

penis farts call em peefs ty

don't be gross sid

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


old men cumming and its just like a little cough and some dust

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

OP in that thread is 100% correct.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Sid Vicious posted:

old men cumming and its just like a little cough and some dust

eww, lol

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
op i guess i'm a switch too because you turn me off :(

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Where's that huge post about goons taking a good idea and turning it into a dumpster fire that nearly kills people? Because just imagining them applying that same thought process to sexual advice makes me wince.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


well we arent going to take your sex advice dont worry

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Yaldabaoth posted:

Where's that huge post about goons taking a good idea and turning it into a dumpster fire that nearly kills people? Because just imagining them applying that same thought process to sexual advice makes me wince.

that is every post. how are you a 2012 and don't understand this

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
If you're going to the Something Awful forums to get real, genuine, life changing advice then the only advice would be to see someone who knows what they're talking about lol

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


should i quit smoking?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Sid Vicious posted:

should i quit smoking?

no

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


see this is how stupid you woild have to be to take advice from a comedy forum !!!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Sid Vicious posted:

see this is how stupid you woild have to be to take advice from a comedy forum !!!

tell me when you quit, buddy

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


got about 340 cigarettes here and im not buying any more

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Sid Vicious posted:

got about 340 cigarettes here and im not buying any more

so lots of cartons? I am too drunk to do math

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
eJaculation 2.0

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Mumpy Puffinz posted:

so lots of cartons? I am too drunk to do math

carton is usually 8-10 packs so 200 cigs, got slightly less than 2 of em and i am not ever buying more

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

that is every post. how are you a 2012 and don't understand this

I honestly cannot remember why I signed up in 2012 because I thought I spent most of the year worried that all those predictions about the world ending in 2012 meant that God was going to make Mitt Romney president so he could bring about mormon armageddon.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Yaldabaoth posted:

I honestly cannot remember why I signed up in 2012 because I thought I spent most of the year worried that all those predictions about the world ending in 2012 meant that God was going to make Mitt Romney president so he could bring about mormon armageddon.

we are a humor forum. Jokes are encouraged

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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Sid Vicious posted:

carton is usually 8-10 packs so 200 cigs, got slightly less than 2 of em and i am not ever buying more

oh right. like the movie.

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