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Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.
Unfortunately the internal heat of the hot pocket, while greater than that of the sun, does not last long enough to get useful electricity

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tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

The dialectical struggle of history has always, essentially, been a question of how to apply justice to matter. Take away matter and what remains is justice.

eXXon posted:

I support elong's general AI research, do u?

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1387901003664699392

As opposed to non-optical imagers Elon?

Xakura
Jan 10, 2019

A safety-conscious little mouse!

tokin opposition posted:

As opposed to non-optical imagers Elon?

X-ray imagers?

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


Radar, lidar. Things that self driving cars don't need because humans don't have them.

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

red19fire posted:

Can’t wait to climb into an ice bath so I can mine bitcoins with my brain computer while my Tesla drives itself around picking up fares. Thanks Elon.

I'm gonna overclock my brain! W00t!

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

GWBBQ posted:

Radar, lidar. Things that self driving cars don't need because humans don't have them.

Any sense that humans don't already possess probably isn't worth having.

Xakura
Jan 10, 2019

A safety-conscious little mouse!

GWBBQ posted:

Radar, lidar. Things that self driving cars don't need because humans don't have them.

Lidar is optical. Radars in cars are not imagers, though imaging radars exist.

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Once you can figure out how to cook the middle of a hot pocket without burning the ends then you can solve fusion

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

AppleNippleBOB posted:

https://twitter.com/popcrave/status/1485019174355279879?s=21

Has this stupid poo poo been posted, yet? (*I'm sure it has, I'll post it again, though)

https://twitter.com/dxminixn/status/1485165700452954113?s=20

Love the billionaire, hate the government.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


https://twitter.com/GailAlfarATX/status/1485005755862315008?s=20

Hurt Whitey Maybe
Jun 26, 2008

I mean maybe not. Or maybe. Definitely don't kill anyone.
look if Elon fans have their brain scrambled by neuralink, have we really lost anything? let ‘em do it, not like there’s anything worth saving in their brains.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


the kindest bravest warmest most wonderful human being they've ever known in their life huh

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Mandaring. Man-daring or mandarin-g?

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

does anyone else loving love science?!?!

stirlo
Aug 12, 2007
https://twitter.com/brendelbored/status/1485617315479699456

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.



finally! a mattress that spontaneously combusts!

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
Usually they sell cooling mattresses. What a distributive innovation.

Acelerion
May 3, 2005

euphronius posted:

protecting myself from AI by putting a nanochip in my body.

If you are addicted to car and rocket you have a nanochip on your body

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


Acelerion posted:

If you are addicted to car and rocket you have a nanochip on your body

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006



These people really have just built a religion around a South African con man :laffo: gonna go on Twitter and pay to promote a Tweet where I thank a billionaire for being in my dream

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Dr. VooDoo posted:

These people really have just built a religion around a South African con man :laffo: gonna go on Twitter and pay to promote a Tweet where I thank a billionaire for being in my dream

Specifically, THIS con man:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1485953263040188416

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Doge instantly spiked 10% upon that tweet

https://twitter.com/Brendelbored/status/1485617315479699456?t=kW1z-7jw9rC1PLgf0bwC_w&s=19

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


tbh it's a bit genius that he's figured out the one weird trick to avoiding pump and dump laws is to do it with crypto and also be the richest man alive


also he doesn't look like he's been missing to many McDonalds meals lately

Eulogistics
Aug 30, 2012
Did the UN present their plan to end world hunger with elon's 6 billion dollars or whatever?

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Eulogistics posted:

Did the UN present their plan to end world hunger with elon's 6 billion dollars or whatever?

elon never accepted the invitation because he's a loving bitch coward incapable of actually doing good with his billions

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

elon never accepted the invitation because he's a loving bitch coward incapable of actually doing good with his billions

Bazingas defend him on this as well, of course. Don't look it up, it's bad for your health.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
Young Orc

this is like half the ads on instagram

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/SawyerMerritt/status/1485807951185166341?s=20

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
Lol yoke

https://twitter.com/SawyerMerritt/status/1485809523554144258?t=n4myQwdJR32SEK7F60PKSw&s=19

Also I see that they believe in mirrors now

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
My cousin put down a deposit for a Cybertruck and was taken aback when I told him it's gonna be like 8000 lbs and he literally won't be able to drive it to his house because it would collapse the bridge on the only road going to it.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


moist turtleneck posted:

Also I see that they believe in mirrors now

Whatever regulatory body manages safety in cars actually went ahead and told them fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuuuu

i think you can still easily remove them and use the cameras (which whoever the gently caress buys this will)

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://twitter.com/thenewshireboy/status/1485867349026951168?t=30VT2hanyVYuH_kP6L-Afg&s=19

wonderful

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

I feel like there should be an NTSB rule against not having doors openable in case of a power failure, such as if your giant stack of 18600s catches fire.

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007


if ain't broke, throw it away - if it were doing anything useful it would have broken by now

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

It’s so loving poo poo lol

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

if you got 1000 people in a room and asked them what features they'd like to see in their ideal car, I guarantee you less than 1% say anything about the handles and 0 of them say "get rid of the handles"

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
Of course it doesn't have door handles. You'll never need to lock your Cybertruck anyway, it will use advanced face recognition AI and explode if anyone tries to get in, including you.

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer

Admiral Ray posted:

My cousin put down a deposit for a Cybertruck and was taken aback when I told him it's gonna be like 8000 lbs and he literally won't be able to drive it to his house because it would collapse the bridge on the only road going to it.

Also elon claims it can tow 15,000 pounds and I think if that's official you might require a CDL to drive it?

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Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy
only if you're gonna tow a trailer that big

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