mysterious loyall X posted:

admirable lack of drops of water causing damage for a lot of the game but they made their appearance in the castle level. the stampers et al did hold back a bit with their natural euro game tendancies tho, so thankfully since there's no babies in diapers or animals making GBS threads on our hero kuros' head.

elf help book posted:

lol

That Little Demon posted:

dude I had that book too lol, I wish I still did

quote:

“Kaajjhooo!” A loud sneeze broke the silence. Matthew whirled around. He saw his bed, unmade as usual. He saw his desk, piled high with junk. He saw the blue-and-beige rag rug on the floor next to his bed, and standing on the rug, he saw…

A knight. A hulking giant of a man, wearing body armor with finely tooled metal bands around his massive arms. A scabbard set with jewels hung at his side. The man shook back his long, thick hair to expose a face that was noble and kind. “Forgive me, Squire,” he said. “The dust, methinks.” The knight rubbed his nose, grinning shyly.

Joan posted:

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That Little Demon posted:

the Blaster Master one is incredible

Joan posted:

Excerpt

That Little Demon posted:

Bases Loaded 2:



I'm crying laughing at these books, they are incredible

That Little Demon posted:

Bases Loaded 2:



I'm crying laughing at these books, they are incredible

Cubone posted:

also I just noticed that after you rescue the damsels you just walk away and leave them in a heap on the ground lol

quote:

Before he could wonder any farther, Lucinda thanked them again, gave them a few hints about the path ahead, and walked off. She'd only gone about ten steps when Matthew saw her gown turn to pure white. Then she disappeared. He rubbed his eyes and looked again, but she was definitely gone. The most beautiful girl he'd ever seen, and she'd disappeared into thin air. Just his luck.

That Little Demon posted:

Bases Loaded 2:



I'm crying laughing at these books, they are incredible

Joan posted:

This always struck me too but now I know the canon answer

Joan posted:

This always struck me too but now I know the canon answer

That Little Demon posted:

lmfao

That Little Demon posted:

lmfao

Sub-Actuality posted:

lol these are amazing

Muscle Wizard posted:

just finished the bullshit jumping parts on the outside of the tower (feather fall ftw) and now im wondering what exactly is these skulls problem

That Little Demon posted:

I poo poo you not, this is how the bases loaded 2 book ends lmfao Im loving crying

quote:

But how…? How was Kuros able to stand there so calmly? It was impossible. Nobody could withstand such heat.

“It's the boots, Squire. The boots!” Kuros was elated. “They really work. Malkil is doing his best to cook us alive, but the boots will save us.”

Matthew looked down at Kuros's feet. Sure enough, the Boots of Lava Walk were the only thing standing between Kuros and a major case of the hotfoots. “Awesome,” Matthew whispered.

That Little Demon posted:

I poo poo you not, this is how the bases loaded 2 book ends lmfao Im loving crying

That Little Demon posted:

I poo poo you not, this is how the bases loaded 2 book ends lmfao Im loving crying

That Little Demon posted:

I think we need a new thread for these maybe? lol

Joan posted:

Sub-Actuality posted:

boot deficiency