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CODY VS SAMMY 94 76.42%
WARDLOW 2 1.63%
IC VS STABS BOYS 0 0%
VELVET VS HIRSH 2 1.63%
ORANGE VS COLE 25 20.33%
Total: 123 votes
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Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

sticklefifer posted:

Promo prediction for next week:

Jungle Boy: Well we hit a little setback tonight, but we're gonna make lemonade out of those lemons.
Luchasaurus: LEMONS

no

Jungle Boy will call the Gunn Club the rear end Boys

and Luchasaurus will say ASSES

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flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes
aew please drop the casino gimmick for your rumbles so we can have a good royal rumble again

Crapple!
Nov 1, 2019


Yeah why don't they just do a normal rumble? Is the format trademarked or something?

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Crapple! posted:

Yeah why don't they just do a normal rumble? Is the format trademarked or something?

yes

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

flatluigi posted:

aew please drop the casino gimmick for your rumbles so we can have a good royal rumble again

The Casino Battle Royals are good and the Royal Rumble is basically never good so AEW should stick with the winning formula.

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes

MassRafTer posted:

The Casino Battle Royals are good and the Royal Rumble is basically never good so AEW should stick with the winning formula.

i like having surprise entrants and the chunks of people running out at once is fine for time, but it does mean that you're basically only getting the joker and MAYBE one of the people in the first suit as a surprise

i haven't disliked a casino battle royale, i just miss enjoying royal rumbles

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

I'll say it again, they just need to introduce some pageantry into it like have a giant roulette wheel with individual names on it (maybe a few ??? spaces for some surprises)

Zombie Lemur
Jul 6, 2009

Empyrean empties

Pylons posted:

I'll say it again, they just need to introduce some pageantry into it like have a giant roulette wheel with individual names on it (maybe a few ??? spaces for some surprises)

They already have Sting, why not? Spin the wheel, make the deal!

(I actually like the roulette wheel idea a lot)

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
Make the Roulette Battle Royale a Saturday special, show people a good Rumble on cable TV coward Tony. (But also work out your battle royal camera/production issues before doing this)

Alan_Shore
Dec 2, 2004

AEW absolutely needs the rumble. The card suit thing just doesn't work. One person at a time. How can WWE Copyright a match type? No way that holds up in court

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
They basically do one person at a time now; at this point the suits feel like they're just a way to cut down on the gap between entries so the match can fit into a normal PPV

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

Alan_Shore posted:

AEW absolutely needs the rumble. The card suit thing just doesn't work. One person at a time. How can WWE Copyright a match type? No way that holds up in court

They probably don't want to be accused of ripping it off and they want to establish their own thing

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Alan_Shore posted:

AEW absolutely needs the rumble. The card suit thing just doesn't work. One person at a time. How can WWE Copyright a match type? No way that holds up in court

MLW already does a Rumble called Battle Riot. TNA also did them and called them Gauntlets. I think TK probably just wants to carve out their own stuff instead of looking like they're copying WWE, but I agree the Rumble format is something everyone should steal.

Wise Fwom Yo Gwave
Jan 9, 2006

Popping up from out of nowhere...


My only gripe with the casino battle royale format is that the placement of the joker should also be randomized so as to not be so predictable. Like have the Joker come third, maybe even second.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Ganso Bomb posted:

MLW already does a Rumble called Battle Riot. TNA also did them and called them Gauntlets. I think TK probably just wants to carve out their own stuff instead of looking like they're copying WWE, but I agree the Rumble format is something everyone should steal.

Battle Riot is usually pretty bad too.

Hefty Leftist
Jun 26, 2011

"You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."


cams posted:

punk was interesting for two weeks, then boring, then interesting again for the eddie stuff, then boring again

actually i think you'll find this negative opinion you have on AEW is 100% wrong and i have to inform you AEW is actually 100% good

i don't need therapy

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Hefty Leftist posted:

actually i think you'll find this negative opinion you have on AEW is 100% wrong and i have to inform you AEW is actually 100% good

i don't need therapy

You have AEW why would you need it?

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
They should just allow pinfalls and submissions to make it off-brand, like Aztec Warfare or New Japan Rambo. DG has a two at a time entry format too, which would be cool in AEW if they wanted more than 30 people in it, because otherwise it would be pretty short.

The card suits would work if we know who was actually in each group. But as it is, when Clubs or whatever comes up on the screen, everyone's just like "Oh. OK, what does that mean?" It'd be fun to do it by faction, or if suit leaders recruited people to their teams.

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes

Hefty Leftist posted:

actually i think you'll find this negative opinion you have on AEW is 100% wrong and i have to inform you AEW is actually 100% good

i don't need therapy

this is a weird post made even weirder by making it in the middle of a conversation people are having about wishing aew did something differently

like, at least take this threadshit in the middle of when people are happy about something

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
I think they could fix the suits "problem" by not having a graphic that treats it like it's a big reveal. It's fine that it means nothing! Just do Diamonds->Clubs->Hearts->Spades->Joker every year

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

MassRafTer posted:

Battle Riot is usually pretty bad too.

Well it is MLW

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

https://twitter.com/ItsSighs/status/1487677860974247937

Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





For those who didn’t watch, like me, Cody was not in the Rumble.

Spiderdrake
May 12, 2001



Cody would never be in something that loving boring.

Yes I'm putting Factory feud over that Rumble. Not hyperbole. That legitimately dull.

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova

This handsome devil's heart appears to be warmed!

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

xbilkis posted:

This handsome devil's heart appears to be warmed!

Lol that big smile is great

was hoping for a pic of him offering Bronson some chips tho

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

luchasaurus was in the royal rumble, so i guess he is done with aew.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Cavauro posted:

luchasaurus was in the royal rumble, so i guess he is done with aew.

well it was a wwe Premium Event so i cant be surprised it was filled with dinosaurs! :DD

Raeg
Jul 7, 2008

The top 1% of ducks have control of 99.9% of the bread.

Cavauro posted:

luchasaurus was in the royal rumble, so i guess he is done with aew.

I enjoyed his exchange with Brian Cage.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
having rewatched what i think the first casino battle royal that one is definitely a bad casino battle royal. lot a of guys trying to do their spots while others are in there also doing their spots so the camera is missing thing, like joey janela getting a lit cigarette stapled to his head by jimmy havoc. I think I liked the Tag Team Casino Battle Royal the most though, but that's because it felt like a normal royal rumble but with tag teams.

Zombie Lemur
Jul 6, 2009

Empyrean empties
Nakazawa poured baby oil on the barrier to make Kofi slip and Michael Cole yelled about how he likes to have fun.

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

I'm generally pretty satisfied if a Rumble has a good winner/closing spot so I was perfectly happy with the CBR from DoN 2021 (especially that loving turnbuckle swing Jungle Boy did and the validation of Jungle Boy as someone they should build around) and the Women's CBR from All Out 2021.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
The biggest issue with the Casino Battle Royale isn't even the suits layout, it's that it's a pure midcarder thing cause all the big names have got their own PPV matches. It's hard to get hype for a battle royale where the only big names are (men's 2021) Jungle Boy and Penta. Seriously, expand it to 36 and call it the Roulette Royale, chuck in all your top names and make it the major focus of the show and it would be absolute fire.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
We should get an on-screen graphic of who each suit is, revealed as they come out. Would this cover up the action? Yes but we set the transparency to 80%

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova

Rarity posted:

The biggest issue with the Casino Battle Royale isn't even the suits layout, it's that it's a pure midcarder thing cause all the big names have got their own PPV matches. It's hard to get hype for a battle royale where the only big names are (men's 2021) Jungle Boy and Penta. Seriously, expand it to 36 and call it the Roulette Royale, chuck in all your top names and make it the major focus of the show and it would be absolute fire.

It really would be a good way to dip your toe in the waters of a PPV special event outside of the Big 4 if they have any interest in doing that. There are so many reasons a showcase AEW Rumble-style match would be great, especially the ability to draw in surprises from partner companies and the indies. Hell, do it around the same time as Mania and take advantage of all the people who are in America for that

Alan_Shore
Dec 2, 2004

But what if instead they started with two men and every 90 seconds a new one enters?

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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I’ll admit to putting the unfair expectation on the Casino Battle Royale that I want it to be AEW’s Royal Rumble. It’s a different kind of spectacle entirely and I need to just enjoy it for what it is.

I liked some of the ideas upthread. The CBR is good, but it feels like it’s a couple small tweaks away from greatness.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

I keep thinking, it's a shame WWE has good big event match formats on lockdown. Mainly the rumble, but also Survivor Series elimination tags. I always liked having the little individual entrances spaced evenly in WWE rumbles and unrelated participants coming in as a group doesn't really do it for me, although I will say it makes for a snappier match respective to the actual in-ring action.

Golden Bee posted:

We should get an on-screen graphic of who each suit is, revealed as they come out. Would this cover up the action? Yes but we set the transparency to 80%
There's money in designating each participant the Jack, Queen, King etc. of a suit and making up little card graphics with their promo images. Okay the Queen thing might need some workshopping.

Maybe also start getting a bit playful with the idea. Like Malakai inexplicably comes in with a tarot card.

Rhonne posted:

Wardlow should powerbomb a jobber for a full two hour Dynamite.
Wardlow should get the crowd to count along like for turnbuckle punches.

Popy
Feb 19, 2008

wardlow should tell his lovely boss that he quits and then powerbomb him into dust

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BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

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Woke up at 2:30am and the first thought into my head: We’re the Assboys! Billy rear end and the Assboys!

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