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honda whisperer
Mar 29, 2009


Snow Vette made me wish I had the idgaf budget to have that car and get it salty.

Snow viper made me wish I had isle of man TT sized balls. Just stare the grim reaper in the face for every lane change.

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taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

I guess it was a pretty silly question
https://twitter.com/GregoryHaberek/status/1488978288915668998

NoWake
Dec 28, 2008

College Slice
That was revealed to be a photoshop a little further in the thread, but it looked like someone stuffed into the back of it before it went into the ditch.

Which was going to be my point; yeah going out in those conditions in something you'd like to keep nice isn't the best idea, even if you've got the right tires, traction control, and drive sensibly. You're sharing the road with every other chucklef out there and you can't trust they've taken the same amount of care and precautions.

Driving in snow isn't that difficult. I enjoy it, personally. However, driving with traffic in snow is hell.

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


https://twitter.com/tgarmy2nd/status/1488997519447056384?s=21

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all
Yeah, here's the original:

Erulisse
Feb 12, 2019

A bad poster trying to get better.

The fact that this post is next page after original tweet makes it twice better

AirRaid
Dec 21, 2004

Nose Manual + Super Sonic Spin Attack
https://i.imgur.com/4LtVocf.mp4

I feel like he has done this before.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


If it works in MudRunner/SnowRunner...

He didn't even have to winch it.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

AirRaid posted:

https://i.imgur.com/4LtVocf.mp4

I feel like he has done this before.

Spintires 2 lookin good.

PBCrunch
Jun 17, 2002

Lawrence Phillips Always #1 to Me

taqueso posted:

Assuming you had winter tires (big assumption for these randos I know) wouldn't it be as good as any other rwd?
The lack of meaningful ground clearance will be an issue sooner or later.

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!

AirRaid posted:

https://i.imgur.com/4LtVocf.mp4

I feel like he has done this before.

I don't remember seeing this on CarStuckGirls

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Today I learned that Paris Hilton owned an LFA.




Shortly after that I learned she had a second one too.

BlackMK4
Aug 23, 2006

wat.
Megamarm
She also funded a Moto3 team, which was kinda weird :v:

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


*hears LFA exhaust sound*

That's hot.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!



Awesome.

boxen
Feb 20, 2011

Lifting with his legs, not his back. Good form.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

That would make someone a great avatar

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Is it weird that I'm creating an entire head-cannon backstory for that thing?

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njkoZLWx74Q

HenryJLittlefinger fucked around with this message at 18:57 on Feb 4, 2022

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



This is a pro-click

Arcella
Dec 16, 2013

Shiny and Chrome

welp there's a new hobby

DoubleT2172
Sep 24, 2007

Arcella posted:

welp there's a new hobby

I wouldn't even know where to start but I definitely want to start

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


DoubleT2172 posted:

I wouldn't even know where to start but I definitely want to start

:same: and it seems surprisingly cheap for an auto hobby. Wiki says that circa 2012 they should cost about 2 grand to build which sounded optimistic, but I found a good article from 2021: http://www.huntsvillegp.com/articles/001/thecyclekart.htm

quote:

1. Search for a famous, unique vintage car, or race car you like. This is from the period of when automobiles first appeared, to around... the last time a production car or race car, used relatively SKINNY and WIRE SPOKED WHEELS. This, is called your inspiration car. The original idea was early 1900's to a maximum of Pre-WWII, but some from beyond the original period have enjoyed success. Still, try to keep it period correct ok?

With me so far? If the car had wire spoked skinny wheels, you can use this as your inspiration.

2. Find, some 17" motorcycle wheels. The common forumula suggested Honda Trail 90 type wheels, although any 17" spoked wheels will work. Max width of rim, 1.60. Max tire size 17 x 2.75 typically. Some writings & such (and numerous forum posts) might have you thinking they're hard to find, but they're not. They're all over the place. You can even buy them brand new for around 350 bones. They're out there.

Still with us? 17" motorcycle wheels, spoked. Not go kart wheels, not trailer wheels, not tractor wheels, not plastic jogging stroller wheels, not car wheels, not ATV wheels... not whatever you feel like using wheels. 17" spoked motorcycle wheels. (yes there are 16's and 18's used, make it work with what you're building)

3. Acquire an engine. The original formula used the basic Honda GX200 or clone engine. Every pressure washer in these United States has one. Harbor Freight will sell you one for about 120 bucks. It's called a Predator 212 cc. In short, any 4 cycle, single cylinder, 212 CC or less Gas engine will be fine. The brand, is up to you. Why "THIS" motor? It's so the gentlemanly competition is equal. Get it? And yes, go stage 1. 2 if you must. It won't matter because a box stock car, does the same thing. Don't waste your bucks yet, see what it does first. You may be surprised.

4. Drivetrain: Usually it's 1" axle, TAV, and one or both rear wheels driving. Then maybe 5/8" or 3/4" spindles up front. You figure it out. Doesn't have to be that, you just have to move "your" butt around. Scrounge, or buy, the basic go kart bits such as gearing, axles, etc... that make your spinny parts go.

5. Spend, less than around 3000 bucks on it. The reason for this is to eliminate spending wars. Scavenging and/or repurposing items is highly encouraged. This is the original idea here. The more money involved, the worse it gets possibly sending this sport spiraling out of control and suffering the same fate as all other obnoxiously expensive motorsports. Of course you're going to buy a few things. The original limit was 1700 bucks... then went to 2500.... and people still spent more... and more... However, it's not about money. As proof... that blue #99 car up above, cost about 1200 bucks in total.

How I know? I built it.


6. Weigh in. The car should weigh less than 275 lbs with "some gas in it" when completed. This isn't super important really as the original weight goal was 250... of which 1 in maybe 100 people could actually hit. It's also more to see if you can do it. We could care less how much it weighs. Most cyclekarts these days hover around 300 lbs on average due to sheer over building and using items stronger than a medium duty utility trailer. Lighter car, perhaps faster. Heavy car, perhaps slower. One would think huh?

7. Performance is secondary... tertiary actually. (that's 3rd, you know, after 2nd?) If you've come into this thinking you're going to modify that engine, go faster than anyone, win at all costs... hey, we'll just not invite you to any event. Cyclekarters don't care who wins, there aren't any trophies, and speed is "the" last thing you need. Cyclekarts are dangerous.

Read that again. Cyclekarts, are Dangerous. Ask anyone who's ever crashed one. We'd rather take a roll in a 300 MPH dragster, than roll our little tin cans. I won't give numbers yet there are some. A good many of us have been hurt doing this including myself. I've rolled one. In 8/10 of one second, I went from fine, to on my top at just 20 mph. If this possibility of pain doesn't appeal to you, it might not be the best adventure to take at this juncture in your career.

8. Build the rest of your car, and the body, from whatever your little heart desires. Sure, there's original "suggestions" but it wasn't the law. You decide. What can you do that is within your skill set? The usual framing consists of 1" x 3" steel, but you can use what you want. Hell, one person used a drat ladder once. Figure it out and stop looking for a kit to just bolt together. You're supposed to make it yourself bucko.

9. Suspension: Most cyclekarts have a front suspension. It should mimick that which the inspiration car had if you can manage it. Rear suspension, most don't have it but some do. You figure it out.

10. NO front brakes. Reason: Steering usually goes out the window and it's a bad idea.

As for rear brakes... gosh... please have something.

11. Start... START at a 66" wheelbase and adjust accordingly to match the inspiration car. Width: Around 40" MAX. Cyclekart width is measured outside of wheel, to outside of wheel. That's how we do it. If you don't like that... well... do math ok? It's 37.5" center of tire to center of tire roughly. Why so Narrow? Because. The wider it gets, the faster you think you can go... and that's dangerous. These are not race cars. Stop thinking they are.

12. Make it look good. This is the end-all, be-all, original rule in all of cyclekarting. You're trying to make a caricature of your inspiration car. All you're supposed to do is try. If you did, it'll show through and we'll all see it.

With some luck, when done you should be able to look at the inspiration car and yours... and say "Hey, that looks like... that."

13. Build it yourself.

14. Have Fun.

trouser chili
Mar 27, 2002

Unnngggggghhhhh
I have found my inspiration. Now to find method of linking 16 weedwacker engines to one driveline.

https://youtu.be/m0aPekqm2Do

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


trouser chili posted:

I have found my inspiration. Now to find method of linking 16 weedwacker engines to one driveline.

https://youtu.be/m0aPekqm2Do

Arcella
Dec 16, 2013

Shiny and Chrome
I just want to put a shark mouth on mine

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


Arcella posted:

I just want to put a shark mouth on mine

This was my first thought

I’m still not clear where bodies are coming from. Aluminum skin? Fiberglass? Some of those look prefab.

boxen
Feb 20, 2011
I was thinking one that would look like an old John Deere 520 or something, I wonder how much it has to look like an inspiration car.

I found a picture of one that looked like the Fiat S76, the "Beast of Turin":

Joe Mama
May 10, 2008
Stop. STOP... ok keep going.

I could totally see myself building a replica formula body out of paper mache or some poo poo.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Hmm.... I am already almost there, maybe a bigger engine and some spoked wheels... some might remember my deathtrap gokart I pulled out of a dumpster.







https://i.imgur.com/Z6hcrEC.mp4

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


The only modern Lamborghinis I actually think are cool are these Japanese car gang ones because to me they're more in line with the feel of the Countach etc and their insanely 'gently caress you everybody' over the top styling from back in the day.

https://twitter.com/riki_limit/status/1490000058456031234?t=jxVxrOM-c5_HXGp4zWTqdg&s=19

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


Olympic Mathlete posted:

The only modern Lamborghinis I actually think are cool are these Japanese car gang ones because to me they're more in line with the feel of the Countach etc and their insanely 'gently caress you everybody' over the top styling from back in the day.

https://twitter.com/riki_limit/status/1490000058456031234?t=jxVxrOM-c5_HXGp4zWTqdg&s=19

Yeah if I had that kind of money, I'd splash out on the premium skins too. The last thing a lamborghini should be is subtle.

tuo
Jun 17, 2016


Kinda reminds me of the Red Porsche Killer

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


That primary cover is a thing of beauty

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

That primary cover is a thing of beauty

The “inventor” Brösel (the guy sitting on top) did a lot of awesome bike projects. The Red Porsche Killer was just one of them.

Some more pics (sorry for German Website)

https://gasgriffsalat.com/2017/08/02/2018-red-porsche-killer-revanche/

The story behind the thing is a bit sad though. Brösel created a comic figure - Werner - and all kinds of strange bikes for that, of which some he and friends actually build. The “Red Porsche Killer” was the story of one of the comics about Werner building a bike to own the ultra-capitalistic boss in his red Porsche, and of course Brösel built the thing in real life and staged the same race from the comic on a dragster strip. The bike IIRC broke down though, so the race never happened.

Over time the Werner-Comics became pretty successful so of course some “friends” of him convinced him to make movies etc., loving him over so he completely lost the copyright to his own work.

When he wanted to recreate the Red Porsche Killer race couple years later after getting the bike back into working shape, they more or less forbid him to race it, as the copyright of the bike that was born from a comic he invented was no longer his…can’t remember if the race then actually happened, just remembered that there was a huge fuss about it.

I stand corrected, the second race did take place:

https://www.welt.de/regionales/hamburg/article181397222/Werner-Rennen-Broesel-gelingt-die-Revanche.html

He also invented/create the Satteliterschüssel (impossible to translate into English), a similar over-the-top bike thing…IIRC it is built around a tractor single-piston engine with - well - 1 litre displacement.

https://www.google.com/search?q=sat...=xGpGDh3Z_ghgtM

tuo fucked around with this message at 13:18 on Feb 7, 2022

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Hope y'all replaced your groundhogs.

https://i.imgur.com/7yomAfd.mp4

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

tuo posted:

The “inventor” Brösel (the guy sitting on top) did a lot of awesome bike projects. The Red Porsche Killer was just one of them.

Some more pics (sorry for German Website)

https://gasgriffsalat.com/2017/08/02/2018-red-porsche-killer-revanche/

The story behind the thing is a bit sad though. Brösel created a comic figure - Werner - and all kinds of strange bikes for that, of which some he and friends actually build. The “Red Porsche Killer” was the story of one of the comics about Werner building a bike to own the ultra-capitalistic boss in his red Porsche, and of course Brösel built the thing in real life and staged the same race from the comic on a dragster strip. The bike IIRC broke down though, so the race never happened.

Over time the Werner-Comics became pretty successful so of course some “friends” of him convinced him to make movies etc., loving him over so he completely lost the copyright to his own work.

When he wanted to recreate the Red Porsche Killer race couple years later after getting the bike back into working shape, they more or less forbid him to race it, as the copyright of the bike that was born from a comic he invented was no longer his…can’t remember if the race then actually happened, just remembered that there was a huge fuss about it.

I stand corrected, the second race did take place:

https://www.welt.de/regionales/hamburg/article181397222/Werner-Rennen-Broesel-gelingt-die-Revanche.html

He also invented/create the Satteliterschüssel (impossible to translate into English), a similar over-the-top bike thing…IIRC it is built around a tractor single-piston engine with - well - 1 litre displacement.

https://www.google.com/search?q=sat...=xGpGDh3Z_ghgtM

I always liked the Werner goes on vacation one. Trade a V6 Taunus for a V8 Oldsmobile and tear rear end towards Italia.

"Wow. 120 and I can't feel a thing!"
"Those are miles, you idiot!"
"Ah, you're right."

I can't imagine driving a boat like that through Italian mountain roads.

Imperador do Brasil
Nov 18, 2005
Rotor-rific



mobby_6kl posted:

Hope y'all replaced your groundhogs.

https://i.imgur.com/7yomAfd.mp4

I don’t do groundhog replacements til spring. You get fresher ones that way.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I'm employed again!


( i mean i got hired two weeks ago but it's my start day!)

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Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

mobby_6kl posted:

Hope y'all replaced your groundhogs.

https://i.imgur.com/7yomAfd.mp4

I forget, is this more winter or less?

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