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Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

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Gear you need.

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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Busket Posket posted:



Gear you need.

Not sure if I want to start that adventure.

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Busket Posket posted:



Gear you need.

There is even one of these called a Sweet Beaver.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

PhantomOfTheCopier posted:

That thing has quite the bad case of hirsutoid papillomas (NWS) (Wikipedia, medical closeup picture of penis, and no it's not oozing/festering, they're painless/non-harmful).

Huh, today I learned something.

PhantomOfTheCopier
Aug 13, 2008

Pikabooze!

Busket Posket posted:



Gear you need.
Um, they get their mouth around that?

OwlFancier posted:

Huh, today I learned something.
:eng101:

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

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PYF Things That Look NWS But Aren’t:

PhantomOfTheCopier posted:

Um, they get their mouth around that?

BirdOfPlay
Feb 19, 2012

THUNDERDOME LOSER


Is $7.6k too much for an entry level user?

Seriously, how is this a ring?

Lemony
Jul 27, 2010

Now With Fresh Citrus Scent!

BirdOfPlay posted:



Is $7.6k too much for an entry level user?

Seriously, how is this a ring?

Interesting question ad, how far would you go for love?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Lemony posted:

Interesting question ad, how far would you go for love?

Just the tip.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


It's for a ring.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Always wanted something I could use to countersink my rear end in a top hat.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

BirdOfPlay posted:



Is $7.6k too much for an entry level user?

Seriously, how is this a ring?

I bet Alibaba sells $9.99 versions that use rhinestones instead of real jewels

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
Yeah but you should never buy anything from ali that you intend to put in your body - be it food, vitamins, piercings, or buttolugs.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

BirdOfPlay posted:

Seriously, how is this a ring?

I was wondering if it was just photographed on a weird angle and there was more to it but no, they're "rings" which you grip between your fingers

PhantomOfTheCopier
Aug 13, 2008

Pikabooze!
Seemed obvious to me. :shrug:

Now if it was 4" in diameter and you had it chasing gerbils, I have no idea how you'd get it out.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I was wondering if it was just photographed on a weird angle and there was more to it but no, they're "rings" which you grip between your fingers



For when you want to be fashionable but also ready to punch a mofo at a moment's notice

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Captain Hygiene posted:

For when you want to be fashionable but also ready to punch a mofo at a moment's notice

Yup, my first thought was "drat, that would put a hurt on a body part"

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
Those rings seem like they'd get really inconvenient as soon as you needed to spread your fingers for any reason

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Bismuth posted:

Those rings seem like they'd get really inconvenient as soon as you needed to spread your fingers for any reason

It’s like a toga where it’s a totally impractical article that says “I have slaves servants to do everything”.

PhantomOfTheCopier
Aug 13, 2008

Pikabooze!
Come on now, they've been in style ever since a robed elf/mage/wizard/crusader has needed to wave and keep their sleeve in place.

Sekhmnet
Jan 22, 2019


Bismuth posted:

Those rings seem like they'd get really inconvenient as soon as you needed to spread your fingers for any reason

Can you help me find my not-a-ring that costs more than a car? I sneezed

gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

Do you know anything about...
witches?



Buglord

Sekhmnet posted:

Can you help me find my not-a-ring that costs more than a car? I sneezed

jesus, my brain read that as $35.50, not loving 35 thousand dollars for a mini butt plug ring :catstare:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Good god

I also thought they were just ugly cheapo trinkets :psypop:

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I was wondering if it was just photographed on a weird angle and there was more to it but no, they're "rings" which you grip between your fingers



I think these are illegal in Germany.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Zopotantor posted:

I think these are illegal in Germany.

Nah, they have basic white chicks there too.

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

gey muckle mowser posted:

jesus, my brain read that as $35.50, not loving 35 thousand dollars for a mini butt plug ring :catstare:

Hahah no way

*scrolls up*

:psypop:

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
https://www.instagram.com/tv/CZtKhHaFIcv/?utm_medium=copy_link

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Those little balls

of his feet

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde
I wanted to check how the cartier site was describing them and well....



:dogstare:










... but no, they are just weirdly designed "rings" for your fingers.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Anyone want to buy a bridge?

Brandfarlig
Nov 5, 2009

These colours don't run.

Not only are they ugly and incredibly overpriced they also restrict your hand a lot.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Brandfarlig posted:

Not only are they ugly and incredibly overpriced they also restrict your hand a lot.

I don't think you're using your bridge properly.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Brandfarlig posted:

Not only are they ugly and incredibly overpriced they also restrict your hand a lot.

Obviously they're intended for people who are wealthy enough to not need to use their hands for anything, they have staff to do that for them. :wotwot:

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Karate Bastard posted:

Anyone want to buy a bridge?
gently caress no, they spent all the money on stadiums and placating amazon and they're crumbling

Might as well spend my money restoring a vega

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Just shove it in your rear end if you have something so pressing you need all 10 fingers to do something.

Kragger99
Mar 21, 2004
Pillbug

Like a rhinestone butt-plug
Stored it in my bum when I had to use my hand
Like a rhinestone butt-plug
Getting bids so outrageous yes, that was the plan
Got a little stained, now it's more tan

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



zedprime posted:

Just shove it in your rear end if you have something so pressing you need all 10 fingers to do something.

hehe "pressing"

Mr.Chill
Aug 29, 2006
They were better when we thought they were buttplugs but instead they're rich people bullshit.

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Don't worry, they still are. It's like how they have to say brass knuckle are paperweights

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Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Bismuth posted:

Those rings seem like they'd get really inconvenient as soon as you needed to spread your fingers for any reason

Nonsense, you don't spread fingers when anal fisting.

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