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Mulva
Sep 13, 2011
It's about time for my once per decade ban for being a consistently terrible poster.

MonsieurChoc posted:

I remember Beasts of No Nation being great. It was a Netflix movie right?

Just distributed by them.

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BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

Mulva posted:

Just distributed by them.

Oh thank God for this clarification

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

The new Peter Strickland movie looks good as hell


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsLgA3Zceq4

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

flashy_mcflash posted:

The new Peter Strickland movie looks good as hell


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsLgA3Zceq4

I don't even know what the hell that is but I love that movies like that can get made. Looks fun.

teagone
Jun 10, 2003

That was pretty intense, huh?


Nothing in that sizzle reel or whatever looked egregiously "ugly" to me. What a dumb generalization to make, lol.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Turn on your monitor, Patrick Willems.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwZs3H_UN3k

Venuz Patrol
Mar 27, 2011

this is going to be the most cringe movie of 2022 by a long shot

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Who likes trailers for trailers with no actual footage

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCdHaufz0gc

Jewmanji
Dec 28, 2003

Venuz Patrol posted:

this is going to be the most cringe movie of 2022 by a long shot

What is “cringe” about it?

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe
The Dropout trailer (About Theranos/Elizabeth Holmes) - honestly looks wayyyyyyyy more interesting than I thought it'd be even knowing the story.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7rlZLw9m10

Colonel Whitey
May 22, 2004

This shit's about to go off.

teagone posted:

Nothing in that sizzle reel or whatever looked egregiously "ugly" to me. What a dumb generalization to make, lol.

Ok, replace ugly with flat/boring/uninspired then

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Maybe it’s just the way the trailer was cut but that looks so cheap and unconvincing lol. Seyfried is not nearly a good enough actress for this role.

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

Vegetable posted:

Maybe it’s just the way the trailer was cut but that looks so cheap and unconvincing lol. Seyfried is not nearly a good enough actress for this role.

Ha wow this is the exact opposite reaction I had.

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012

Jewmanji posted:

What is “cringe” about it?

I dunno if I would call it cringe but the fact that it's apparently trying to be some dramatic space opera with dumb comedy relief when we already had the perfectly good and goofy Buzz Lightyear of Star Command Cartoon is just baffling.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

AceOfFlames posted:

I dunno if I would call it cringe but the fact that it's apparently trying to be some dramatic space opera with dumb comedy relief when we already had the perfectly good and goofy Buzz Lightyear of Star Command Cartoon is just baffling.

I don't think their aim is primarily for people who already know Buzz Lightyear, I think it is for captivating a new generation of children and their parents bringing them along.

Hooking new kids on Disney is an ongoing goal

scary ghost dog
Aug 5, 2007

AceOfFlames posted:

I dunno if I would call it cringe but the fact that it's apparently trying to be some dramatic space opera with dumb comedy relief when we already had the perfectly good and goofy Buzz Lightyear of Star Command Cartoon is just baffling.

suggesting a disney channel cartoon preempts a big budget pixar movie in both quality and purpose <- actually cringe

clown shoes
Jul 17, 2004

Nothing but clowns down here.
What is this horror?

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
they shoulda gone with moonage daydream

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Venuz Patrol posted:

this is going to be the most cringe movie of 2022 by a long shot

You don't watch a lot of movies, do ya?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4ArXSwALDU

Jewmanji
Dec 28, 2003
Yeah cringe doesn’t just mean bad, it’s bad in a specific very embarrassing way, like that COVID video that all the celebs sang in back at the beginning of the pandemic.

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012

clown shoes posted:

What is this horror?


Didn't know Hector Hammond was in this

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

I like Amanda Seyfried as an actor but if she's going to play the Theranos woman she needs that Talkboy that Kevin had in Home Alone 2 to get the voice right.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgUQHVlH9QU&t=25s

Lobok fucked around with this message at 19:41 on Feb 8, 2022

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

clown shoes posted:

What is this horror?


Stealth Incredible Hulk sequel with William H Macy replacing Tim Blake Nelson as The Master.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Lobok posted:

I like Amanda Seyfried as an actor but if she's going to play the Theranos woman she needs that Talkboy that Kevin had in Home Alone 2 to get the voice right.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgUQHVlH9QU&t=25s

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

BonoMan posted:

The Dropout trailer (About Theranos/Elizabeth Holmes) - honestly looks wayyyyyyyy more interesting than I thought it'd be even knowing the story.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7rlZLw9m10

That's an absolute killer cast. But I'd be lying if I said I was likely to watch a movie about Elizabeth Holmes. That trailer has me interested, though, which I didn't think was possible.

Vintersorg posted:

You don't watch a lot of movies, do ya?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4ArXSwALDU

Wait, there are two Pinocchio movies coming out? Doesn't Del Toro have one coming soon, too?

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Pinocchio is a hosed up and twisted story and I don't know how it keeps getting traction. Peter Pan also.

Brocktoon
Jul 18, 2006

Before we engage we should hang back and study their tactics.

clown shoes posted:

What is this horror?


Good to see Exeter is getting work.

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Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

thrawn527 posted:

Wait, there are two Pinocchio movies coming out? Doesn't Del Toro have one coming soon, too?

Only one has Pauly Shore, that should settle it.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames

Brocktoon posted:

Good to see Exeter is getting work.



"i'm huge!"

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Brocktoon posted:

Good to see Exeter is getting work.



Peyton Manning's grandfather was pretty dashing tbh

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Brocktoon posted:

Good to see Exeter is getting work.



Nanoo nanoo

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

Brocktoon posted:

Good to see Exeter is getting work.



NORMAL VIEW!

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Lobok posted:

I like Amanda Seyfried as an actor but if she's going to play the Theranos woman she needs that Talkboy that Kevin had in Home Alone 2 to get the voice right.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IgUQHVlH9QU&t=25s

lol my one takeaway from the trailer was "she's not doing the voice anywhere near deep enough".

Calamity Brain
Jan 27, 2011

California Dreamin'

Groovelord Neato posted:

lol my one takeaway from the trailer was "she's not doing the voice anywhere near deep enough".

To be fair, there is a scene where she is consciously deepening her voice while staring in a mirror - it seems a substantial part of this is pre-public facing, or behind the scenes, where she hopefully spoke in a more normal voice.

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill

kiimo posted:

I don't think their aim is primarily for people who already know Buzz Lightyear, I think it is for captivating a new generation of children and their parents bringing them along.

Hooking new kids on Disney is an ongoing goal

I think a lot of people don't realize that they aren't the target audience anymore

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

Groovelord Neato posted:

lol my one takeaway from the trailer was "she's not doing the voice anywhere near deep enough".

Apparently part of the story is that she 'arrives' at that voice as part of her persona (since it's rumored she was faking the voice). You get glimpses of it in that trailer, but I don't think we hear it full on maybe. Not sure.

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?



BonoMan posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTI6T5M8Fj0

Group trailer for Netflix's 2022 Movie Slate (No TV Shows)

Looks fun. Interesting conceit to think ahead to get these on-set addresses to cameras.

At least I'm assuming that's what they're doing. I think trying to get all those stars back (even individually) and into makeup/etc would be an even bigger logistical challenge than some EPK stunt.

I've been thinking about the Little Nemo adaptation in this since yesterday and god there's way no that's going to be good, right?

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004
I finally watched that preview and holy poo poo do I loathe it. Those poor actors.

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the_american_dream
Apr 12, 2008

GAHDAMN

bows1 posted:

I think a lot of people don't realize that they aren't the target audience anymore

Also that cartoon was 20 years ago lol

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