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No, Dad, I'm dressing as a beautiful woman to AVOID a homosexual relationship with Jesus!
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If we nuke the mid-Atlantic ridge will it speed up continental drift and get the whole insane plate of North America further away from us? 
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Stoatbringer posted:If we nuke the mid-Atlantic ridge will it speed up continental drift and get the whole insane plate of North America further away from us? Hey, most of Canada's crazy is just spillover from the US. Canadian chuds love to talk about 2a rights and such.
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priznat posted:Why do they make Jesus so ripped?!?
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priznat posted:Why do they make Jesus so ripped?!?
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priznat posted:Why do they make Jesus so ripped?!? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dream_of_the_Rood
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CannonFodder posted:Because he's hung like this *spreads arms wide* Lol
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stealie72 posted:Because they're all gay for Jesus. It's why they hate LGBTQ people. They want to get down on their knees and start pleasing Jesus, they want to feel his salvation all over their face.
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Feb 12, 2022 14:49
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twistedmentat posted:They want to get down on their knees and start pleasing Jesus, they want to feel his salvation all over their face. https://youtu.be/3sMALbhJU6M
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Feb 12, 2022 14:50
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stealie72 posted:Type O has you covered: rip big dick goth daddy
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Feb 12, 2022 14:53
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raditts posted:He's really into CrossFit Honestly, crucifix pull-ups seem less likely to result in injury than most other CrossFit workouts.
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Bogus Adventure posted:Jesus looks like Brian Blessed's Prince Vultan, which checks out imho IM AAAAALLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE????????
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Stoatbringer posted:If we nuke the mid-Atlantic ridge will it speed up continental drift and get the whole insane plate of North America further away from us? Imagine being British and thinking your people had nothing to do with this  We're your main export: entitled assholes who think they are better than everyone else while also being inbred hicks.
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reminder that the hill people of the appalachian mountains have the oldest american english accent, dating back to the colonies. ie brits all sounded like loving reneck hicks on moonshiners and changed their accent to sound more sophisticated.
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Tipps posted:I'm curious how many people itt know about this story, and how you've heard of it. I suspect few do, unless you run in gay kink or queer fitness circles? I’m pretty sure there was a thread about it on here, though I was think it was from before the death of Tank. Just a flood of pictures of dudes with massive synthol gonads, carrying them around in wheelbarrows and dollies, as you do.
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https://twitter.com/MrRaceBannon/status/1492243789242634242 I'm in jail! I'm free! Also, cowards: https://twitter.com/WindsorPolice/s...%5Es1_&ref_url= https://twitter.com/ConsumerSOS/sta...%5Es1_&ref_url= https://twitter.com/KatGeorgieva/st...%5Es1_&ref_url= https://twitter.com/ConsumerSOS/sta...%5Es1_&ref_url= https://twitter.com/KatGeorgieva/st...%5Es1_&ref_url= The Last Call fucked around with this message at 15:49 on Feb 12, 2022 |
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The Last Call posted:https://twitter.com/MrRaceBannon/status/1492243789242634242
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https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1492496308204097538 Oh no, the Hollywood Elites are refusing to fund Sorbo's movies! Considering how succesful conservative movies always are think of all the tens of dollars in pure profit they'll be missing out on. Speaking of, Ben Shapiro's production company apparently just released their first movie. Anyone see it? I'm sure it's brilliant, which is why the internet is buzzing about it...right?
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The Last Call posted:https://twitter.com/MrRaceBannon/status/1492243789242634242 Breathtakingly aggravating. I trust the next time the pork shoot an unarmed black kid, they'll treat the protestors with the same deference and respect, right?
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Talking to my brother last night about the idiot convoys, and he came to the revelation that he now just assumes that anyone displaying a Canada flag is an rear end in a top hat. He has a flagpole in his front yard and this spring is going to run up a rainbow LGBT, BLM, and Orange ECM flags.
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Private property flagpoles are all sus imo
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Not a single Babbitting, how sad!
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 quote:Troy Burke (45) says he shot his wife in the head three times in the head because his Qanon compatriots told him she was a transgender child of President Biden involved in a CIA child sex trafficking ring. https://www.insider.com/man-killing-wife-qanon-sex-trafficker-working-for-cia-2022-2
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Me: "They're gunna say 'all our sons' command' " Narrator: of course they did, dummy.
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Steadiman posted:https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1492496308204097538 I mean Christian movies can be very profitable as long as they get on the Church circuit. Also, they pay actors and crew poo poo. Blistex posted:Talking to my brother last night about the idiot convoys, and he came to the revelation that he now just assumes that anyone displaying a Canada flag is an rear end in a top hat. He has a flagpole in his front yard and this spring is going to run up a rainbow LGBT, BLM, and Orange ECM flags. How I've been feeling about people who display USA flags for a while.
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Steadiman posted:https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1492496308204097538 The film industry, famous for leaving money on the table.
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Steadiman posted:Speaking of, Ben Shapiro's production company apparently just released their first movie. Anyone see it? I'm sure it's brilliant, which is why the internet is buzzing about it...right? I haven't seen it, but I'm gonna guess... D-list John Wick ripoff, w replacing the dead dog/wife plot w an attack on his freedoms, the protagonist is either 5'6" or 6'6" and speaks nothing but "witty" lines written by Shaps himself, and all the bad guys are giant black dudes and possibly a Jafar or two pulling the strings. What else could it be?
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:Newest GOP freakout I'm outraged by that terrible choice of lipstick shade.
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What would happen if Canada and the US dropped all covid procedures https://twitter.com/tombrodbeck/sta...%5Es1_&ref_url= Oh right.
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Steadiman posted:https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1492496308204097538 A google with 'kevin sorbo crowdfunding' on the first page of hits shows FIVE, I repeat FIVE, different movies he has crowdfunded. Zulily Zoetrope posted:I haven't seen it, but I'm gonna guess... D-list John Wick ripoff, w replacing the dead dog/wife plot w an attack on his freedoms, the protagonist is either 5'6" or 6'6" and speaks nothing but "witty" lines written by Shaps himself, and all the bad guys are giant black dudes and possibly a Jafar or two pulling the strings. What else could it be? Actually......not exactly. Its about a wife who gets locked up in a pantry cupboard by her meth addicted husband. And its mostly about her trying to get out. She finds jesus, then goes John Wick. Well thats what Im getting from the trailer, only came out today I think.
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happyhippy posted:Actually......not exactly. Its about a wife who gets locked up in a pantry cupboard by her meth addicted husband. And its mostly about her trying to get out. Weird, you'd think having an abusive meth head as the villain would be alienating to the chud audience
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Dang, I knew I was forgetting something. Of course there'd be a female lead who definitely spends a lot of time barefoot and probably at least once dresses like a businesswoman and defeats a thug by stepping on his hand/foot/balls with her stiletto heels. I was not expecting her to be the lead lead, good on you li'l Ben.
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Asterite34 posted:Weird, you'd think having an abusive meth head as the villain would be alienating to the chud audience They're not watching a movie unless they have a self insert to identify with.
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https://www.thebulwark.com/lies-are-the-building-blocks-of-trumpian-authoritarianism/ I hate liars.
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Man, remember what Philadelphia police did to protesters who marched onto 676 and inconvenienced commuters for an hour?
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happyhippy posted:A google with 'kevin sorbo crowdfunding' on the first page of hits shows FIVE, I repeat FIVE, different movies he has crowdfunded. Does it star Gina Carrano? Making movies with Big Ben was gonna be her ticket to fame after The Mandalorian, wasn't it
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