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AreWeDrunkYet posted:That was covered in the relationships thread the recipe came from, this seems like a better place to discuss its culinary merits. Good point
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I don't really know what this guy's potatoes were like, but I keep thinking of that time my Aunt made mashed potatoes in a blender and they ended up all gloopy. What's in the pot is the least nasty thing in the picture.
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CaptainSarcastic posted:The cup of ranch in the potatoes is already a crime against God. I've got a shaker of powdered ranch in my spice cabinet and I bet that just really burns your butter doesn't it
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Feb 20, 2022 03:24
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Not ranch seasoning, not the packet you use to create ranch dressing, but an actual shaker with dessicated ranch dressing that you can put on food. I've put it on pizza, and it was good. I shook it over a nicoise salad, and it was good.
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Feb 20, 2022 03:27
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:It's seasoned buttermilk. If someone told you they added buttermilk, garlic, onion, parsley, and dill into their mashed potatoes you wouldn't think twice. If he makes his own. If he uses Hidden Valley, he’s putting vegetable oil, vinegar, sugar, phosphoric acid, xanthan gum, modified food starch, citric acid, and a bunch of preservatives in, as well as the stuff you named.
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AlbieQuirky posted:If he makes his own. If he uses Hidden Valley, he’s putting vegetable oil, vinegar, sugar, phosphoric acid, xanthan gum, modified food starch, citric acid, and a bunch of preservatives in, as well as the stuff you named. those are the things an american dinner is made of. Lack of respect for our culture much?
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reposting this from the cursed images thread
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AARD VARKMAN posted:reposting this from the cursed images thread I already had to see that once and you made me see it a second time
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AlbieQuirky posted:If he makes his own. If he uses Hidden Valley, he’s putting vegetable oil, vinegar, sugar, phosphoric acid, xanthan gum, modified food starch, citric acid, and a bunch of preservatives in, as well as the stuff you named. That's the poo poo they already put in every shelf stable bottle of salad dressing. I'll try to make a version of this this week so I can pin down why it could be DEVASTATINGLY bad, but it just sounds like he took ingredients that might appear on a midwestern Fully Loaded Baked Potato and threw it in the pot while mashing. 8 ounces for 3 pounds of potatoes is a lot with all that havarti cheese, but I know some people that won't eat mashed potatoes unless they're excessively lumpy and chewy, they won't touch creamy mashed potatoes. I'd make these with skin-on yukon golds and see what happens. bawk has a new favorite as of 05:04 on Feb 20, 2022 |
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thecluckmeme posted:midwestern Fully Loaded Baked Potato Also gross.
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:That was covered in the relationships thread the recipe came from, this seems like a better place to discuss its culinary merits. Congrats on your chef job, do you make a similar recipe at your restaurant, or is it just something you whip up at home?
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thecluckmeme posted:I'll try to make a version of this this week so I can pin down why it could be DEVASTATINGLY bad, but it just sounds like he took ingredients that might appear on a midwestern Fully Loaded Baked Potato and threw it in the pot while mashing. 8 ounces for 3 pounds of potatoes is a lot with all that havarti cheese, but I know some people that won't eat mashed potatoes unless they're excessively lumpy and chewy, they won't touch creamy mashed potatoes. I'd make these with skin-on yukon golds and see what happens. You can't forget the gently caress ton of dried onion either. I love lots of onion flavor in everything but I'm not sure about that addition to mashed potatoes.
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I suppose every flavor that works with potato chips would also work with mashed potatoes?
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The problem with the potatoes is that they’re a poster child for trying to do too much at once. Absent one’s personal feelings about ranch dressing, I think if you pared down the additions a bit they would be, I dunno, at least edible? As it stands it seems like the sort of potatoes that someone who hates the taste of potatoes would make. We’re going to find out that this guy is the executive chef at Guy Fieri’s Times Square restaurant and everything will click into place.
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Data Graham posted:I suppose every flavor that works with potato chips would also work with mashed potatoes? As someone who hates potato chips and likes mashed potatoes, I feel like certain flavors do a lot better when they aren't overly salted and oily. But now that makes me want to try bbq sauce or wasabi on mashed potatoes. Or both.
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thecluckmeme posted:That's the poo poo they already put in every shelf stable bottle of salad dressing. I was thinking this too. It just sounds like he’s trying to recreate a loaded baked potato in a mashed potato format, which isn’t necessarily wrong, he’s just being weirdly forceful in making everyone else eat it too.
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Like when he’s at work if a customer sends food back, does he come storming out of the kitchen and demand they eat it?
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Freaquency posted:We’re going to find out that this guy is the executive chef at Guy Fieri’s Times Square restaurant and everything will click into place. This makes entirely too much sense, I don't care what the truth is. These are Guy Fieri's Screaming Trash Pail Ranched Potatoes
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Somebody just go ahead and make the dang potatoes already so we can know who's right and who's wrong
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KataraniSword posted:wasabi on mashed potatoes. highly recommend this thecluckmeme posted:That's the poo poo they already put in every shelf stable bottle of salad dressing. which is why I wouldn’t put bottled salad dressing in mashed potatoes though
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Everyone is overlooking the real crime which is the loving sesame oil
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Everyone is overlooking the real crime which is the loving sesame oil loving thank you
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who wants some veggie burgers!!! 
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I tried making my own veggie burgers with store bought veggie patties. They were the worst thing I ever ate until I had vegan cold cuts. How did those taste?
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TV Zombie posted:I tried making my own veggie burgers with store bought veggie patties. They were the worst thing I ever ate until I had vegan cold cuts. No idea, the place closed permanently after being featured on Guy Fieri's Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives. (Brewburgers of Omaha)
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At least, like, try to shape the defrosted vegetable medley into some sort of hamburger-like shape? No? OK 
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AARD VARKMAN posted:who wants some veggie burgers!!! so, I’m guessing the gimmick of this place is “slightly pre-digested for your convenience” that or maybe they just have a xenomorph chef drooling all over each dish before it leaves the kitchen. eat it up quick before your order burns a hole through the plate and the table
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SatansOnion posted:so, I’m guessing the gimmick of this place is “slightly pre-digested for your convenience” I posted more of their other stuff in the Americana thread but I'll just quote a few here for reference  AARD VARKMAN posted:
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AARD VARKMAN posted:who wants some veggie burgers!!! This one appears to be a portobello mushroom cap, which is a good burger stand-in on its own, that had a can of Del Monte mixed vegetables dumped on it. Like how does one arrive at that as an idea? I'm not a vegetarian but I really like grilled portobello caps as burger replacements sometimes, and this thing appears to be completely be missing the point.
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Iron Crowned posted:Black bean burgs are the only acceptable "veggie" burgers I love a black bean burg, but a big portabella/portobello mushroom cap grilled with balsamic on a toasted bun is also a very fine burg.
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AARD VARKMAN posted:who wants some veggie burgers!!! this is what you serve if you want to make sure that vegetarians never visit your restaurant again. also any party with one or more vegetarians will pick a better restaurant the next time. just a few years ago, ye olde sad vegetable patty (frozen puck of mashed potatoes, corn, peas, onions, breaded and deep-fried) was what you usually got if you ordered a veggie burger. burger-tech has really involved since then, and the current ones based on soy- or pea proten or seitan are actually tasty and feel like a burger.
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von Braun posted:veggie burger is the only acceptable "burger" the people at Bastard Burgers got my order wrong and I got a cow burger by mistake. took a bite, and meat is weird if you haven't eaten it in a few years. otoh the vegan burgers there are excellent.
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axolotl farmer posted:the people at Bastard Burgers got my order wrong and I got a cow burger by mistake. took a bite, and meat is weird if you haven't eaten it in a few years. Can second the BB Vegan burgers, real good. The cheese is slightly unnerving but it’s kinda whatever
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This is obviously not a burger, but I would eat that vegetable roll.CaptainSarcastic posted:This one appears to be a portobello mushroom cap, which is a good burger stand-in on its own A beef burger patty is, what, 1000 kJ? A mushroom is 100. Do you not get hungry? Do you not need sustenance?
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AARD VARKMAN posted:who wants some veggie burgers!!! I first thought the patty in this one was a clam. Looking closer, it's a mushroom.
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