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Sniep posted:why not just, as loudly as possible, have the sound say and repeat "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" lol drat that unearthed a memory
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Sagebrush posted:why does Bink Video still exist? in the past it was basically the only drop-in video player that was optimized for everything from pc platforms down to nintendo handhealds and was allegedly unencumbered by patents. there are more options now like libvpx or libav1, and vulkan has extensions for cross-platform hardware decoding, but bink is still a relatively cheap video playback solution that takes minimal effort to use
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Sagebrush posted:why does Bink Video still exist? cutscenes
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"object oriented" as a business sales checkbox in the mid-2000s
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I remember when bunk video started appearing on pc mag demo discs for trailers and the performance was total garbage. Seeing the bink video logo was an indication that whatever you were gonna try and do was gonna fail.
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the ~5 years in the mid 90s when people though pascal was going to be the next big thing
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Progressive JPEG posted:"object oriented" as a business sales checkbox in the mid-2000s
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Progressive JPEG posted:"object oriented" as a business sales checkbox in the mid-2000s Now it's "cloud-based" or "blockchain-enabled".
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or "machine-learning", especially if it really means "somebody did a linear regression in excel once"
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lmao i was more than a little angry when our company was talking up how machine learning is so important to the company that all developers will be trained in it. the "training" consisted of a bunch of links to youtube videos talking about doing a linear regression like i'm back in precalc punching coordinates into a ti-84. one of the videos was from a some dude who had pivoted his account to ml topics after his last clout chasing attempt, being a male clickbait nofap channel, failed. the "extra credit project"was a video overview of a project that required google cloud (we are a competitor to google cloud and have no access to any of its services).
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lol we got a lot of "you're all expected to become aws cloud practitionees!" last year but when I asked if we could access aws through the corp network the answer was a flat "no". I literally won an aws sponsored Hackathon at work in like 2019 and they gave our team 1000 usd of aws credits but then said "at this time we do not allow usage of aws internally",
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carry on then posted:a male clickbait nofap channel what a time to be alive
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dude, I got a dell for high school graduation with a GeForce 3 and 512 megs of motha fuckin RD Ram. good luck upgrading that, dude
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poor guy lost his job and was basically blacklisted because he bought a bag of weed in 2003
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I wouldn’t buy a computer from somebody who doesn’t smoke weed
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The_Franz posted:poor guy lost his job and was basically blacklisted because he bought a bag of weed in 2003 dell gave him another ad in 2021. i hope he was well paid https://twitter.com/delltech/status/1460707744323932160?s=21
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:I wouldn’t buy a computer from somebody who doesn’t smoke weed your weird uncle who smokes weed and tells you that taco bell stole his idea for the chalupa and then hides in a closet because he thinks he heard the cops is actually perfectly prepared for computer where, to quote andy grove, only the paranoid survive.
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:I wouldn’t buy a computer
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oh my god, i forgot that campaign entirely "it was a really good paper" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GxC4kKD9qA
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Poopernickel posted:or "machine-learning", especially if it really means "somebody did a linear regression in excel once" dont be silly, this isn't enough to put that on the box you have to do a linear regression _and then change a config file or bit of code_. get it right you goose
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psiox posted:oh my god, i forgot that campaign entirely she's a lecturer at berkeley now iirc.
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you could engage with DellDudeSteve on AOL. I should see if I have any chat logs. I knew one guy at work ten years ago and having a convo over IM was basically like talking to an AIM chat bot. it was uncanny
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EIDE Van Hagar posted:dell gave him another ad in 2021. i hope he was well paid  psiox posted:oh my god, i forgot that campaign entirely somehow she had a saclopedia entry.
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oh wow heres some funy tech poo poo i just remembered saclopedia
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Jim Silly-Balls posted:oh wow heres some funy tech poo poo i just remembered I remember when I first found helldump and that one offsite picture sharing thing (awful yearbook??) and just got absolutely engrossed in forums drama for a while. dark times
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Jim Silly-Balls posted:oh wow heres some funy tech poo poo i just remembered it was pruned WAY back a while ago and some people were really pissed that a bunch of completely misremembered accounts of forgotten in-jokes GBS ran into the ground for a week in 2003 were no longer listed. it was also absolutely full of slurs because fyad thought tossing the n-word around in random entries was funny 
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Midjack posted:somehow she had a saclopedia entry. yea i remember goons being pretty creepy about her and i dont want to look and see what it says but im gonna guess its gross
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Sweevo posted:it was pruned WAY back a while ago and some people were really pissed that a bunch of completely misremembered accounts of forgotten in-jokes GBS ran into the ground for a week in 2003 were no longer listed. "tbf" saclopedia was only really regularly updated in the mid 00s, so the slurs came from all over.
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ugh goddamnit now i went and checked sacclopedia, gently caress my brainquote:Posted by Chack on May 3, 2006 yeeeaaah im gonna guess you did upload her photos
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