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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
also, the one in Games has more capital letters and periods per post on average

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Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

honestly gently caress that poo poo im notr posting antything of merit and i refuse to

Nowher
Nov 29, 2019

pack your bags
The games thread is for the forums Evocati

fuctifino
Jun 11, 2001
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
New Squadron 42 trailer has landed

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Holy poo poo. She is a really bad actor.

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012


I recognized one of the CIG office backgrounds instantly, as well as the street shot is outfront of the LA office lol

So basically another vanity project using the CIG offices and production assets

https://www.google.com/maps/@34.0309405,-118.4553686,3a,75y,226.86h,85.1t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sf5eN2DxacGYiSAPUBoMCag!2e0!7i16384!8i8192

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

april fools joke maybe?


i watched the video without sound and it seemed impossible that was a serious attempt at drama, or comedy

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Worf posted:

april fools joke maybe?


i watched the video without sound and it seemed impossible that was a serious attempt at drama, or comedy

can't be , it has her kid and who i can only assume is her maid in it

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Blue On Blue posted:

can't be , it has her kid and who i can only assume is her maid in it

It looks like something you'd make to make your grandparents impressed and family laugh because you know how to use technology at a 4th grade level in 2022

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007


Pretty terrible tbh

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser
When this project started it was just within the realm of believability she could have played, say, the sidekick’s girlfriend in a B movie. Now she’s a middle aged mom in whatever this is. That doesn’t seem like a lot to show for the last 11 years.

The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

Unsinkable

Ah yes, what's really happening with backer money.

Unfortunately nobody will care. :shrug:

I've said before that cig is probably working on other projects they view as more important, and also indicated they might not be games, and I don't want to say called it but it sure is feeling like a called it kind of moment.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Cig is working on a new mmo where you play as a Cig exec who fills a boat with money and drugs and flees to a country with no extradition treaty with the US.

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

She's playing a failed actress in this...I mean, write what you know I guess.

Something is really off about her smiling in this and it's kinda creeping me out

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

its literally gotta be a joke

it would be ridiculous if star citizen($) was this movie

The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

Unsinkable

Worf posted:

its literally gotta be a joke

it would be ridiculous if star citizen($) was this movie

There's about 42 shell companies cig has set up that 100% ensures you will never ever know if it is backer money or not.

I'm sure being the VP of marketing is an easy job anyhow and the people doing it have tons and tons of time to go off and make movies with their kids though. I'm also sure she's totally being paid a fair wage for the amount of work she puts in at cig. Definitely nothing wrong going on there and it's all totally fine and honest. :allears:

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

The Titanic posted:

There's about 42 shell companies cig has set up that 100% ensures you will never ever know if it is backer money or not.

I'm sure being the VP of marketing is an easy job anyhow and the people doing it have tons and tons of time to go off and make movies with their kids though. I'm also sure she's totally being paid a fair wage for the amount of work she puts in at cig. Definitely nothing wrong going on there and it's all totally fine and honest. :allears:

well, my point was, i assume its literally just a joke as in, not real, as in, an actual april the first joke

Rev. Melchisedech Howler
Sep 5, 2006

You know. Leather.
Nothing about it looks like a joke. It screams awful vanity project.

Evie looks bad too :smuggo:

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

Worf posted:

well, my point was, i assume its literally just a joke as in, not real, as in, an actual april the first joke

One flaw in the joke theory is that to make a joke like this she’d need a sense of humor about herself first.

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Steadiman posted:

One flaw in the joke theory is that to make a joke like this she’d need a sense of humor about herself first.

oh my god i would have found one of those after becoming a millionaire from """space ships"""

man if that wasnt a joke thats actually kinda disturbing

The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

Unsinkable

Worf posted:

well, my point was, i assume its literally just a joke as in, not real, as in, an actual april the first joke

Considering she's calling out her children I doubt it's a joke. :shrug:

This is just kind of par for the course for the people who have no moral values when it comes to living life to its fullest on their bountiful windfall of infinite money.

Star citizen is just a gofundme for peoples lives so they can try to be big in Hollywood.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
I've never given more than a moment's thought to the Aztec sun sign, a symbol with which I have no personal or cultural connection, but it's very important to me I be allowed to draw it on spaceships.

Tnuctip
Sep 25, 2017

Game out yet? Been a year since I asked.

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

The Titanic posted:

Considering she's calling out her children I doubt it's a joke. :shrug:

This is just kind of par for the course for the people who have no moral values when it comes to living life to its fullest on their bountiful windfall of infinite money.

Star citizen is just a gofundme for peoples lives so they can try to be big in Hollywood.

https://www.backstage.com/casting/evie-424377/

Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

Tnuctip posted:

Game out yet? Been a year since I asked.

""Yes.""

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Tnuctip posted:

Game out yet? Been a year since I asked.

Many cosmologists believe the visible universe that we can perceive is only an impossibly minute fraction of the entire cosmos. Reality could in principle be so immeasurably vast that one can mathematically show it is highly likely that by pure chance there could be innumerable other Earths, on which live duplicate copies of ourselves, and on which development of Star Citizen also proceeds.

In none of those infinite Earths has Star Citizen been released.

.random
May 7, 2007

Mozi posted:

Many cosmologists believe the visible universe that we can perceive is only an impossibly minute fraction of the entire cosmos.

Why should I trust makeup artists about this? <:mad:>

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost
Ok so here me out here, I've been doing some brainstorming.

I know the "inevitable consequences of piracy" module isn't out yet, but I'm thinking of the next steps after that.

Even the most bloodthirsty space pirate will eventually get bored of his busty space slave harem, and want to settle down with a nice busty NPC to make a loving NPC family.

So... Dating, marriage, therapy and divorce module!

You can have a loving space wife that says, "YOU ARE HANDSOME AND SMART AND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH" when you click on it, or, you can torpedo the relationship.

Then you get to have a fully simulated custody schedule for your NPC kids who hate you and your new younger hotter bustier NPC girlfriend. We need to set up space divorce court first though before that works.

The bones are already here that could be fairly easily implemented, anime dating sims are well established, and we have the Tamagotchi model that can be used to interact with space wife. You need to feed it once per day, praise it, and click the "I did a really good sex" button to keep it happy, all once a day, or the hearts will eventually drop to zero and you'll get a space email from her space lawyer.

Obviously only heterosexual relationships will be allowed. This is the future, we need to be realistic.

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost
I know my Space Slaver flag makes some snowflakes uncomfortable, but it's an important part of the lore, we can't just erase history.

It's about heritage, not hate.

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD
Genuinely shocked they haven't tried to hop on the NFT bandwagon. The brainworms Venn Diagram between citizens and NTF aficionados must be nearly a circle.

Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

.random posted:

Why should I trust makeup artists about this? <:mad:>

You're thinking of cosmonauts, idiot!

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Mozi posted:

Many cosmologists believe the visible universe that we can perceive is only an impossibly minute fraction of the entire cosmos. Reality could in principle be so immeasurably vast that one can mathematically show it is highly likely that by pure chance there could be innumerable other Earths, on which live duplicate copies of ourselves, and on which development of Star Citizen also proceeds.

In none of those infinite Earths has Star Citizen been released.

theres earths that are irl better than star citizen wants to be

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Tnuctip posted:

Game out yet? Been a year since I asked.

It's been released, and has more content than most (?all?) AAAA games.

It is also an unreleased beta and you can not reasonably expect it to work or have any meaningful content at all.

Only when you can hold both these ideas in your mind and see no contradiction between them will you be a true Star Citizen.

.random
May 7, 2007

sebmojo posted:

It's been released, and has more content than most (?all?) AAAA games.

It is also an unreleased beta and you can not reasonably expect it to work or have any meaningful content at all.

Only when you can hold both these ideas in your mind and see no contradiction between them will you be a true Star Citizen.

This but “pre-alpha”

Bar Patron
Jun 12, 2015

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Neither of those two things are coming.

:boom:

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!




Pennywise the Frown posted:

Neither of those two things are coming.

:boom:


ftfy

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

lol jesus christ

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

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Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser

lmao

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